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Rudy Park

Published 2013-12-08 (Image 106908)

I need a balloon, but theyre locked in a cabinet. Thats to keep people from making homemade narcotics. Im not following. Isnt it obvious? When people see balloons, whats the first thing they think of? Kids? Exactly. And that leads to a desire to have kids. Now, when people want to have kids, the first thing they do is try to attract the opposite sex. Which is why our perfume and cologne are also locked in the cabinet, along with the razors and makeup. Now ... when dates go well, they lead to hanky panky, which leads to babies. Which is why diapers are also locked in the cabinet. Now, babies grow into kids. Kids get sick a lot, which leads to people buying cough syrup. Cough syrup has been used to make illegal drugs. Which is why cough syrup is also locked in the cabinet ... We lock all the ingredients of illegal narcotics in the cabinet. Just get the key and open the cabinet, please. CVX. Sorry, we keep the key locked in the cabinet. Cigarettes. Stuff you dont need.

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