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Rudy Park

Published 2015-01-15 (Image 121462)

I asked a lady if she wanted to grab a kale smoothie with me. She totally ignored me. Of course she did. Very few ladies are interested in a guy who latches on to the latest fads. It suggests youve got a roving eye, and youll leave her for someone new later on. Most women like a man whos "classic." Solid. Reliable. Unmoved by the ever-changing winds. Thats why I eat nothing but nuts, berries and hippos. If it was good enough for the cavemen, its good enough for me. I thought cavemen ate brontosauruses.

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