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Candorville

Published 2021-10-24 (Image 191088)


Its not fair, Susan. Whats not fair? An Aldabra giant tortoise might live for 255 years. The Greenland shark can live for 500. The giant barrel sponge can live for 2,000 years. Glass sponges in the east China Sea have been found to be 15,000 years old! And then theres the immortal jellyfish, which could live forever! There are probably jellyfishes swimming around today who remember swimming with dinosaurs. What colossal jerk set our clock to just 79 years? Although I guess 79 years of doing stuff is better than 2,000 as a sponge. Wait … is this all about how Clyde still owes you money?

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