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Candorville

Published 2020-11-22 (Image 185711)


How are you doing lately? Not so great, doctor. Dr. Noodle. Shes changed ever since she started investing. In what way? Last week, she told me that if the frequency of my taking out the garbage falls by more than 5%, Ill have to sleep on the couch. She told me that if the frequency of my dishwashing falls by more than 5%, shell stop cooking. Shes treating me like Im one of her stocks! I wouldnt say that. Its normal for people to set limits. These arent limit orders, theyre trailing stop orders. She says if the frequency of my foot rubs falls by more than 5%, shell get hers rubbed by Santiago, the pool boy. Im just locking in my profits.

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