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Candorville

Published 2018-10-14 (Image 174287)


My friend Miranda asked me what I thought of the outfit she was going to wear to Burning Man. It was very, very  revealing. How did that make you feel? Like she was toying with me. She made it clear twenty years ago that she just wanted to be friends. But here she was showing me something that she had to know would poke my furnace. You mean stoke your furnace. No, I mean poke. My furnace has been stoked since Freshman year -- it took me years to get that down from a raging inferno to a barely perceptible glow. I see. I think. So I juggled the furnace door to make sure it was locked, and then I stood there wondering if she was poking the coals to reignite them, or poking the coals to make sure they were dead. Or, maybe she just wanted a furnaces opinio -- can we not talk in metaphors? Im confused. I welded shut the furnace door and turned on the A.C. just to be safe.

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