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Published 2015-09-06 (Image 131719)

I want two things from our next president. First, I want him to be Americas greatest cheerleader. I want him to constantly say that America is "exceptional." I dont want him focusing on "police brutality" and all the other things that make us look bad. I want him to make sure the whole world knows that the USA is the best place to live that theres ever been, in the whole history of mankind. Whats the second thing you want? I want him to do something about all the foreigners whore so desperate to come live here that they cant wait a few measly decades to do it legally. Exoneration Nation. But ... I thought you wanted him to make America seem like its the only place worth living. Not in an invitationy way ... more as a "nanny-nanny-na-na."

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