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Published 2012-11-25 (Image 89912)

Let me give you C-dogs abbreviated history of the United States. Chapter 12: "Thanksgiving." Buncha immigrants get on a boat an go someplace where they dont even know how to feed themselves. Some native brutha - an ex-slave named Squanto - teach them fools how to grow corn an how not to eat poison ivy an spit like that. In return for savin they life, these immigrants give Squanto a chicken leg an a coupon to Red Lobster, an then steal his country. Then Abraham Lincoln sign a licensing deal with Hallmark to make an official "Thanks-Squanto-Now-Stick-Em-Up" day. Thats not exactly what happened. They shorted that to "Thanksgiving" cuz it easier to fit on a card.

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