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Published 2011-10-16 (Image 66180)

Dr. Noodle.  Nobody talks about me anymore.  Im a has-been.  A nobody.  Like you.  No offense, buddy.  None taken.  None of the big stores is even mentioning me.  Mr. Claus ... you do know its October, right?  Dont rub it in, pal.  In the nineties, when things were going great, stores would be all up in my business, talking about me as early as Labor Day.  Its tough to cope with the loss of celebrity.  But with a lot of hard work, you can avoid the usual downward spiral of booze, womanizing and rehab.  Focus on bettering yourself.  Shed your anger.  Learn yoga.  Lose weight.  Howd you like a lifetime supply of coal, buddy?

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