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Published 2009-06-14 (Image 35005)

Youve reached Dubble Cross Health Insurance.  How may we hinder you?  Hi, a few months back, I fell off a cliff.  I had a panic attack afterward and was hospitalized.  But it says here youre declining to cover it because it was a pre-existing condition.  Let me look at your file, Mr. Brown.  ...Ah, yes.  It appears your panic attack was brought on by trauma related to your chronic gravititis.  My chronic gravi-WHAT-is?  That means youve got a history of being vulnerable to the pull of nearby celestial bodies such as the earth.  That chronic affliction is why you fell off the cliff and had your panic attack.  Is evil a pre-existing condition?  No.  read the fine print.

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