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1982. When I grow up, I want to be a famous philosopher, like Aristotle. Why Aristotle? Momma says he was a rabbit massagenist. That's probably why he was so smart. I've read that petting animals stimulates your brain. Lemont … I'm pretty sure misogynist is someone who's into misogyny. Oh ... I'm not sure I could even find a rabbit's knees. What? What?
Your stride's too efficient. Your walk upright in a way that puts very little strain on your hips an' knees. Dr. C-Dog's biochemical analysis. $2. I can show you how to lurch around bow-legged so them baggy jeans don't fall down to your ankles no more. I do like baggy jeans. But I also kinda like not wearing out my hips and knees. You gotta sacrifice to make it to the top, son.
Twitter.com/Candorville. Lemont Brown: Cops ordering me out of theater. LEMONT, GET OUT OF THERE! Pimply 14-year-old usher tells cops "Careful, dude's crazy." OH NO! Lemont Brown: Why is "Star Trek" so good? Chris Pine making me 4get The Shatner. Cops shouting now. Lemont Brown: Maybe I should show cops I have 200 tickets in pocket. No! DON"T REACH INTO YOUR POCKET!!! Lemont Brown: Shouldn't have reached in pocket. Cop knee on neck making it hard 2 type. Dios mio.
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