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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-27 |
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2019-09-27 |
| Image Number: |
179524 |
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You want to know why I like dogs better than cats? Not really. Dogs boost a guy's self-esteem. But cats make us feel inadequate. They sit in judgment. You're full of baloney. Cats and women have a lot in common.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-07 |
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2019-07-07 |
| Image Number: |
178276 |
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Aah … Here's some good news for you! Really? What is it? Some scientists at a university did a study … The results show that women with larger rear ends tend to live longer. They're not sure why. Some people don't handle good news well.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-15 |
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2019-06-15 |
| Image Number: |
178047 |
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I have a theory that women have selective eyesight. We only see what we want to see. As a result, over time, we gradually lose our vision. Men, on the other hand, have selective listening and eventually lose their hearing. Did you say something?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-01 |
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2019-03-01 |
| Image Number: |
176365 |
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Oh, it's you, Nelson. I thought I smelled grampa in here. Nope. It's me. I was just putting on a little of his Old Spice so I can smell good. Really? A little?!! You smell like a roomful of grampas! Oh, my … I'm getting … lightheaded … Wow. I heard it had this effect on women.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-24 |
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2018-08-24 |
| Image Number: |
173518 |
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A new survey found that one-third of married women say their pets are better listeners than their husbands. That's ridiculous. I am a very good listener! Okay, good listener, would you like me to tell you what my manicurist said about my cuticles? I'm all ears! One minute later ... Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ...
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-16 |
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2018-08-16 |
| Image Number: |
173390 |
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Hmm. What is it? A recent study says that women have better verbal skills than men. What do you think about that? Thbbbt!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-04 |
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2018-07-04 |
| Image Number: |
172511 |
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Are you staring at me again? It's creepy. Stop it. Sorry, I was looking at you and thinking what a lucky man I am to be married to a wonderful woman like you. Really" Aww - well, okay then. and wondering what you're going to fix me for dinner. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-25 |
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2018-04-25 |
| Image Number: |
170658 |
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Guess what, Earl. Today is the 20th anniversary of the Red Hat Society. It was 20 years ago that exalted Queen Sue Ellen bought a red hat and put it on her head. And now it's in the Smithsonian Institution. Her head? No! Her hat!!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-25 |
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2018-03-25 |
| Image Number: |
168997 |
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Are you looking for something, Opal? Yes, I can't find my glasses. Did you look in yoru purse? No. Why not? I can't find it. That's why I'm looking for my glasses, so I can find my purse. I'm hoping that's where I left my car keys. That's why it's a good thing women gramma's age don't have babies.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-11 |
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2017-10-11 |
| Image Number: |
163182 |
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Did you notice the sales lady in there? I think she winked at me. It happens all the time. Oh, really? I have this unexplainable something that women find appealing. I know what that unexplainable thing is. It's your imagination.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-21 |
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2017-08-21 |
| Image Number: |
161404 |
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Uhh … what happened to your hair? The power is out. I couldn't use my curling iron. What are you doing? Thanking the good lord that I'm not a woman.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-16 |
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2017-08-16 |
| Image Number: |
161163 |
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If I live to be 100, I will never understand women. This afternoon I thought I saw a teardrop in Opal's eye. So, like a good husband, I asked her if it was because of her haircut. Women take offense at the silliest things.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-13 |
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2017-08-13 |
| Image Number: |
160607 |
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Did you know soap is now segregated by sex? Men's soap is on an entirely different aisle from women's soap! I guess you and I are rebels, eh? We share the same old bar of soap! Ha! Are you kidding? There's no way I'd use the same soap as you! But it's the only bar of soap in the shower. I keep my soap somewhere else. She washes me with your soap.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-29 |
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2017-07-29 |
| Image Number: |
160358 |
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Why are you wearing my blouse, Earl? All my shirts are dirty. Aren't you embarrassed to be seen wearing a woman's blouse? At my age? Nope. I'm all about comfort, not looks. If it's comfy, I'll wear it. Really? Good. I've got a nice muu muu you can wear tomorrow.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-19 |
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2017-04-19 |
| Image Number: |
156575 |
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I got your pants away from Roscoe. Now you can give me mine back. To tell the truth, I like yours better. They're comfier. I think it's because of all the extra room in the caboose. I meant that as a compliment.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-18 |
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2017-04-18 |
| Image Number: |
156574 |
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Ah … there's not better feeling than wearing comfy pants! Those look just like gramma's pants. They are. Roscoe ran off with mine. Nothing that happens at my grandparents' house surprises me anymore.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-17 |
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2017-02-17 |
| Image Number: |
154064 |
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What are you doing, Earl? Cleaning the screen on my phone. Lick lick lick. By licking it? Yuck! That's gross!! Says the women who licks and hanky and then cleans her grandson's face with it. Touché.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-09 |
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2017-01-09 |
| Image Number: |
152724 |
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Where's gramma? She's performing her morning ablutions. What're blue shuns? No one knows. But when she comes out of the bathroom she looks totally different from when she went in. Is it like some kind of magic sorcery thing? I believe so.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-06-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-06-19 |
| Image Number: |
144025 |
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Earl, would you bring me a pair of scissors? Sure. No problem. But why do you find it necessary to make scissor motions with you hand when you ask? Don't you think I know what scissors are? I just didn't want you to return with a hammer or can opener this time. That woman knows me too well! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-06-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-06-15 |
| Image Number: |
144329 |
| Caption: |
How did you get the computer back on? I tried for an hour. It's because we women think with both sides of our brain at the same time. Men can only think with one side of their brain at a time, so both sides fight with each other over who's in control. That's not true! Yes it is! |
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