What make you think I stole your Netflix password, Big L? My "recommended for you" section used to be stuff like "The Color Purple," "1984" and "The Godfather." But this morning it was "Soul Plane," "Bebe's Kids" and a documentary on "Gilligan's Island." I didn't steal no Netflix password, an' I'm offended at the accusation. Did you know Archie Bunker auditioned for the roll of "the Skipper"? I'm changing all my passwords.
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