Twig! You've been showering for hours. Tryouts for the musical are today. I have to look fabulous! Think of the environment! I've got it covered! Oh really? Really. I'm not showering for three days! He's my carbon offset.
Your showers are way too long, Twig. You should try taking a shower. Unlike you, I refrain from wasting our precious supply of clean water. Oh? Sniff. Clean air is important too, you know.
How can we cut down on Twig's showers? Good luck. I give up. Splash. $5 says I can get her out. You're on! Ryan Beardsley is on the phone! $.