I'm going to be a Washington, D.C. lobbyist. So? I'm going to be Lindsay Lohan's press secretary. Too much work. I know you're toying with me! Associate producer for "Jersey Shore." Now you've gone too far! Patter writer for the Oscars.
Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.
I'm off tomorrow. I'll be at the inauguration. What?! I'll miss history! Sorry, Mr. Tree, but if I don't go to Washington…I'll miss history!