In other news, Democratic vice presidential hopeful Joe Biden has run away. How could this happen, Chuck? Well, two theories, Wolf. First: McCain chose Sarah Palin, a woman, as his running mate. Some say Biden ran because the Obama campaign asked him to undergo a sex change operation so he could attack Palin in debates without turning off women voters. Stunning. And the second theory? Well... There's actually just one theory.
Heh. Obama picked Joe Biden for VP 'cause Biden could DESTROY any debate opponent. But McCain picked a woman! No one wants to see a man attack a woman! The Dems are so gonna lose! There's nothing they can do about it. Nothing! Meanwhile, across town... You want me to WHAT? Hear me out, Joe. Sex change clinic.