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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2020-03-09 |
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2020-03-09 |
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182105 |
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Did you see SNL on Saturday night? I turned it off after it started getting political. Politics had no place in comedy. Not in sitcoms, not in comic strips, not in stand-up routines. Except for Donald Trump. Best insult-comic ever. That guy's hilarious. It's all starting to make sense. He should've picked Andrew Dice Clay for VP, though.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-03-09) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-30 |
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2019-10-30 |
| Image Number: |
180104 |
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You really need to stop conducting experiments on your readers. What? All I did was run a page of news about Democrats. And then the next day, I ran the same news only I switched the Democratic names out for Republican ones. And then almost every commenter who bashed the politicians the first day made excuses for them the second day. And vice versa. Your readers are not lab rats, Lemont. Of course they're not. the rats responses the same way both days.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2019-10-30) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-10 |
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2018-01-10 |
| Image Number: |
167091 |
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Did you see that Dave Chappelle special? I turned it off after he started getting political. Politics has no place in comedy. Not in sitcoms, not in comic strips, not in stand-up routines. Except for Donald Trump. Best insult-comic ever. That guy's hilarious. It's all starting to makes sense. He should've picked Andrew Dice Clay for VP, though.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2018-01-10) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-01 |
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2017-04-01 |
| Image Number: |
156202 |
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What's wrong, Lemont? The "Independent Woman's Forum" gave Vice President Mike Pence a "Working for Women" award. He voted against the Lilly Ledbetter equal pay bill … he led the fight to defund Planned Parenthood … he tried to redefine rape so that only women who were "forcibly" raped could have a choice ... So I interviewed the IWF and asked them "Isn't it 100% backwards to give him a 'Working for Women' award?" And what did they say? They gave me a "Mansplainer of the Year" award.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2017-04-01) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-06-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-06-14 |
| Image Number: |
127781 |
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Nobody could've known, back in 2003, that invading Iraq would be a bad idea. What're you talking about? Millions of people knew it. Millions of us. Millions of us said the reasons the Bush administration gave for invading sounded like flimsy nonsense. Not having WMDs was Saddam's plot to embarrass us. Daily Nutjob. Obama wet bed as child, covered it up. Goodnight Grandpa. Millions of us said it would cause a lot of unnecessary death, totally wreck the balance of power, cost us money we couldn't afford, create new enemies, and be a huge unmitigated disaster. It was entirely possible to know. Millions of us knew. General: Iraq would be stable if we had occupied it for only 75 more years. Well, nobody knew the people who knew were right to know what they knew. You know? No. ISIS destroys ancient ruins, erect statue of founding father Dick Cheney. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2015-06-14) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2011-06-14 |
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2011-06-14 |
| Image Number: |
62124 |
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You're happy with your lawyer? But just yesterday, you said your lawyer's in over his head. Yeah, but compared to Roxanne's lawyer … Your honor, we may need a continuance, for about 15-20 years. I may be … um … otherwise occupied. Her lawyer is John Edwards? I'm happy with my lawyer. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2011-06-14) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2010-07-24 |
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2010-07-24 |
| Image Number: |
49784 |
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"… And during the campaign, you reported that you were floating up a river in Vietnam, in search of John McCain's lost honor … "… And then you reported that drug violence in Juarez was the work of monsters trying to enslave humanity … Your outlandish fiction gets right to the truth. It all really happened. It all really happened. It all ... um ... Thanks. Don't mention it. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2010-07-24) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2010-03-14 |
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2010-03-14 |
| Image Number: |
45104 |
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Last month … Ha! Take that, Al Gore!!! Huh? Al Gore said there'd be global warming! But look at this snowstorm! It's snowing more than it ever has before in recorded history! You do know scientists have always said "global warming" would cause more extreme weather patterns ... Like fiercer hurricanes, longer droughts and harsher blizzards. Blah blah blah ... "Blah blah blah"? A ton of snow caved in my roof! Ha ha! How ya like that, Al Gore? |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2010-03-14) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2009-06-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-06-06 |
| Image Number: |
34736 |
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Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap. Twitter. twitter.com/candorville. Dick Cheney just refuses to get off my TV. Apparently during the years 2001-2008, his secret undisclosed location was the year 2009. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2009-06-06) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2009-06-05 |
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2009-06-05 |
| Image Number: |
34735 |
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I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets. I assure you we are on a mission of peace. Grumble. The current administration shouldn't prosecute anyone who ordered the torture of war criminals. And that is by no means a self-serving argument. I sense hostility, Captain. I don't believe any of that ever happened, Lemont. WELL IT MIGHT AS WELL HAVE! |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2009-06-05) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2009-06-04 |
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2009-06-04 |
| Image Number: |
34734 |
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Knock knock. If that's your Aunt Esther, tell her we're all out of Kibbles 'n Bits. I'm not saying the current administration wants ALL Americans to die at the hands of terrorists. I'm just saying they shouldn't point fingers at those of us who DON'T want that to happen. Elizabeth! I'm comin' to join you, honey, with an annoying fear monger's wig in my hand. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2009-06-04) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2009-06-03 |
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2009-06-03 |
| Image Number: |
34733 |
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Aha! Major Nelson, you can come right on out, I know you're hiding whatever it is you've been hiding in the closet! Oh, after all these years, I'm finally going to catch y-- Everyone thought there'd be another 9/11. We had no choice but to torture. Major Nelson! Doctor Bellows, it's not how it looks, I don't even know this man! I-- Click. Dick Cheney is EVERYWHERE! Hellooo, newma-- Cheney? Hellooo, Jerry. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2009-06-03) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2009-06-02 |
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2009-06-02 |
| Image Number: |
34732 |
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There's monsters under my bed. Well, that's because they think you're cute! When they see you they just want to party all the time and dance; and oh, look there they go, just-- Liberals who refer to the Bush Administration's enhanced interrogation techniques as "torture" are whiners. They just WHAT, daddy? Go tell Theo to call the exterminator. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2009-06-02) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2009-06-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-06-01 |
| Image Number: |
34731 |
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Liberals 9/11 whine 9/11 about 9/11 so-called torture 9/11… …But 9/11 the enhanced interrogations were 9/11 not "torture" 9/11, and even if 9/11 they were, who 9/11 gives a… Click. This is a REAL football uniform. …The kind that MEN wore. Cosby break. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2009-06-01) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2009-01-12 |
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2009-01-12 |
| Image Number: |
29373 |
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Excuse me, I just have this feeling you're the man I want to see. I wish to purchase a miracle. I wish to purchase something I haven't even dared dream about since I was a boy - something I never believed I would live to see. Whachawant, old man? I got watches, I got a left sock, I got inauguration tickets... Thug 4 Life. I thought it was pretty clear I was inquiring about the tickets. Never underestimate a good left sock. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2009-01-12) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-09-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-09-28 |
| Image Number: |
26928 |
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Here to discuss government waste, Senator John McCain. Y'know, Bob… "I've fought the big-spenders in both parties who waste your money on things you neither need nor want… "…and the first big-spending pork-barrel earmark bill that comes across my desk, I will veto it. "I will make them famous, and you will know their names. "You will know their names." That's why I picked Sarah Palin as my running mate. What do you mean? Well, when she was a mayor, she got $27 million in earmarks for her small town of 6,700. I'm not following- Well, I picked her, now she's famous and you know her name. Job done. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2008-09-28) |
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Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-09-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-09-12 |
| Image Number: |
26604 |
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Breaking news! Joe Biden was apprehended today sneaking into Canada… …to avoid the sex change operation the Obama campaign had asked him to undergo. "Y'know what," said Biden, "If it helps me face down McCain's female VP-pick without angering women voters, I've decided that I'll-- Click. GILLIGAAAAN... The Skipper Toooo.... The million...aaaire.. CLYDE! Sorry, my bad. Click. In other news... |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2008-09-12) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-09-11 |
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2008-09-11 |
| Image Number: |
26603 |
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Senator McCain? Lemont Brown with the Candorville Chronicle. You've claimed Obama's inexperience makes him unfit to be commander in chief. But you've picked someone just as inexperienced to be your running mate. I had enough experience for both of us when I was held prisoner in a stinking rathole in Vietnam! ...You really can't use that for every- Next question. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2008-09-11) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-09-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-09-10 |
| Image Number: |
26602 |
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In other news, Democratic vice presidential hopeful Joe Biden has run away. How could this happen, Chuck? Well, two theories, Wolf. First: McCain chose Sarah Palin, a woman, as his running mate. Some say Biden ran because the Obama campaign asked him to undergo a sex change operation so he could attack Palin in debates without turning off women voters. Stunning. And the second theory? Well... There's actually just one theory. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2008-09-10) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-09-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-09-09 |
| Image Number: |
26601 |
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Heh. Obama picked Joe Biden for VP 'cause Biden could DESTROY any debate opponent. But McCain picked a woman! No one wants to see a man attack a woman! The Dems are so gonna lose! There's nothing they can do about it. Nothing! Meanwhile, across town... You want me to WHAT? Hear me out, Joe. Sex change clinic. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2008-09-09) |
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