Poem. If you look around intense, you'll see stuff that don't make sense â€¦. Triatheletes who like to smoke; herbalists on Diet Coke â€¦. Ecology freaks driving cars; health nuts eating candy bars â€¦. Yoga students taking dope; zen monks watching daytime soaps .... Macrobiotics munching cake; total vegans eating steak?! ... Don't freak out, it's not a crisis; even the virtuous have their vices.
Santa Cruz Money Saving Tips! 1. Give up food. First I gave up red meat, then dairy products, then cooked food. Now I've kicked this habit entirely! If everyone did that, we could end world hunger! 2. Live in a group house. The rent sure is cheap! 3. Own nothing. Materialism is bad karma. Got a spare quarter? 4. Rent a closet! Sleeping upright is good for your aura. Only wimps sleep horizontally. 5. Share a car! This week I get the wheels! And I get the engine! 6. Eat this newspaper! Yes Nina's Adventures is pleased to offer you free cut-out food! This week's food is tofu. Hint: Tofu tastes better in a flavorful sauce.