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1. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2018-10-20 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2018-10-20 Pub. Date: 2018-10-20
Image Number: 174405
Caption: Obedience school? … No, I figured why let you go into debt just so I could get some useless degree?
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-21 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-21 Pub. Date: 2018-05-21
Image Number: 171806
Caption: I have an idea for a new app: It'll tell you what your dog is thinking. What? How? Through a sensor planted in the dog's collar. Every time it barks, whines or sighs, the sensor will beam an English translation to your phone. It'll either say feed me, walk me, I need to potty, or leave me alone, or a random combination of those. That sounds like the most useless app ever. It'll also shout I'm running! when the dog is running.
     
3. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2017-11-12 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2017-11-12 Pub. Date: 2017-11-12
Image Number: 163822
Caption: Ok, here's what I found. "Human behavior has an evolutionary purpose: To help us survive, everything about us is designed to maintain the species. Examples: Opposable thumbs, the 'fight or flight' reaction, the nurturing instinct, smiling … " It lists more, but nope. No mention of hiccups. I (hic) knew it! These stupid things are (hic) totally use(hic)less!!
     
4. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2017-09-09 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2017-09-09 Pub. Date: 2017-09-09
Image Number: 162216
Caption: I don't know about you, but I've never felt so useless.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-08-04 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-08-04 Pub. Date: 2017-08-04
Image Number: 161034
Caption: Why you always readin' that newspaper, Big L? Because I want to know what's happening in the world. Why? A man only has so much room in his head; why fill it up with stuff that ain't got spit to do with you? You ever seen a hamster worryin' about global warming? No, he just want his pine nuts. Hamsters don't eat "pine nuts," Clyde. See? Why you even know that? You ain't never had no hamster.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-01-15 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-01-15 Pub. Date: 2017-01-15
Image Number: 152478
Caption: Which useless activity are you doing on your electronic pacifier right now? My what? Your electronic pacifier, your soother. Your binky. My iPhone is not a "binky." It's an indispensable tool, essential to keeping the busy, modern life running like a well-oiled machine. You can't stand to experience a single moment devoid of activity. Solitude makes you agitated, lonely, bored or insecure. Anytime you feel bad, you reach for your phone. It's your binky. My Twitter followers agree with me that you're full of it.
     
7. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2016-11-29 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2016-11-29 Pub. Date: 2016-11-29
Image Number: 151138
Caption: I know the pantry is full of old outdated food that should be tossed. But I was always taught, "Waste not, want not." That meant never getting rid of anything … even if it appears totally useless. Why do you look at me that way when you say that?
     
8. Comic Strip Signe Wilkinson  Family Tree 2010-07-01 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Signe Wilkinson
Comic/Cartoon: Family Tree
Viewable Date: 2016-11-21 Pub. Date: 2010-07-01
Image Number: 49106
Caption: Soda! So many useless calories! Oh? You're wondering why I'm still round if I don't drink the stuff? Well? I got fat the old-fashioned way. I eat too much.
     
9. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2016-11-05 useless 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2016-11-05 Pub. Date: 2016-11-05
Image Number: 148285
Caption: How sad. Pity-filled thought balloons are of absolutely no use to me.
     
10. Comic Strip Signe Wilkinson  Family Tree 2010-06-05 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Signe Wilkinson
Comic/Cartoon: Family Tree
Viewable Date: 2016-09-12 Pub. Date: 2010-06-05
Image Number: 48036
Caption: We've got something to show you, Nana. This isn't a surprise birthday party? No! And no useless gifts? Follow us! Look up there! Oh, thank you! What a wonderful present! I haven't seen a red-headed woodpecker all year!! The way to her heart is through her bird list.
     
11. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2016-09-07 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2016-09-07 Pub. Date: 2016-09-07
Image Number: 147467
Caption: Maybe you should take Luann and my mom wedding dress shopping with you. Y'know, a female bonding thing. Hm. I haven't spent much time with your family … They'll be your family soon. Yeah. Wow, in-laws … It's funny, you get my useless brother, and I get your cool family, seems unfair. But I also get you. I win.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-05-24 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-05-24 Pub. Date: 2016-05-24
Image Number: 143638
Caption: I don't know why fools be keepin' useless junk from long ago. What the point of that is? How often you gonna open that box in your garage to look at the apple you finger-painted when you was four? They ain't no future generations gonna enshrine your third-grade diary in the Smithsonian. Ain't nobody gonna care 'bout no package Amazon delivered to your doorstep last week. I said give me back my package!
     
13. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2016-05-19 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2016-05-19 Pub. Date: 2016-05-19
Image Number: 142504
Caption: An eyeball, a snail and a donut. What does that mean? It means you need to find your life path. Duh, Luann. I already know that, Dez. I need to know how. Oh, the deck only tells you what to do, not how. Ooo! Very useful.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-04-11 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-04-11 Pub. Date: 2016-04-11
Image Number: 141814
Caption: I have an idea for a new app: It'll tell you what your dog is thinking. What? How? Through a sensor planted in the dog's collar. Every time it barks, whines or sighs, the sensor will beam an English translation to your phone. It'll either say "feed me," "walk me," "I need to potty," or "leave me alone," or a random combination of those. That sounds like the most useless app ever. It'll also shout "I'm running!" when the dog is running.
     
15. Comic Strip Jerry Van Amerongen  Ballard Street 2016-04-04 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Jerry Van Amerongen
Comic/Cartoon: Ballard Street
Viewable Date: 2016-04-04 Pub. Date: 2016-04-04
Image Number: 140852
Caption: A larger-than-average raccoon renders Allen's right sock useless.
     
16. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2016-03-29 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2016-03-29 Pub. Date: 2016-03-29
Image Number: 140938
Caption: You tell him it's unnecessary. King of the Month. George.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-08-29 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-08-29 Pub. Date: 2015-08-29
Image Number: 131662
Caption: You've inspired me to write my own memoirs. Scurrilous accusation. I deny culpability. I refuse to be blamed for a book that will glamorize the useless lifestyle of an internet-addicted slacker … a book whose mere existence is evidence society has drowned to death in a toxic swill of Doritos, iPads and online "relationships." Can I use that as the foreword?!?! You kids get off my planet.
     
18. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2004-02-26 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2015-04-21 Pub. Date: 2004-02-26
Image Number: 6634
Caption: Our sessions always make me feel a lot better about myself!
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-11 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-11 Pub. Date: 2015-04-11
Image Number: 125203
Caption: Why you always readin' that newspaper, Big L? Because I want to know what's happening in the world. Why? A man only has so much room in his head; why fill it up with stuff that ain't got spit to do with you? You ever seen a hamster worryin' about global warming? No, he just want his pine nuts. Hamsters don't eat "pine nuts", Clyde. See? Why you even know that? You ain't never had no hamster.
     
20. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2003-12-24 useless 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2015-02-02 Pub. Date: 2003-12-24
Image Number: 6178
Caption: Of course, you're not alone in your self-loathing. My whole staff loathes you.
     
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