We've been married for a long time, haven't we, Opal. Yes, we have. We've made a lot of memories together. Uh huh. Remember the time we went to Baja California to look for your father? On the way back we were involved in a car wreck and discovered we were being used as drug couriers. Ahh... Good times! That was an episode of Barnaby Jones!
When I used to ride in the car with my grandpa, I'd ask him how much longer, and he'd say, "It won't be long now." Then he'd grin and say, "said the monkey." And then he'd add, "as he put his tail in the lawn mower." And then I'd scoot way over and be quiet the rest of the trip.