I once sang a song for my grandfather. When I finished I said, "how was that?" He replied, "Good. Don't sing it again." It kind of hurt my feelings. Do you think I have a good singing voice? Yes, Don't ask me again.
You're writing cowboy poems, aren't you, grampa? I can tell 'cause you're wearing your cowboy hat. Have you written any yet? Just one. Here … tell me what you think … Maybe you should put on your cowboy boots too.