OUCH!! I got my dang mustache caught in my dang sweater!! Oh, Earl! Here, let me get you unstuck. Be careful! Don’t yank it! Just hold still and be quiet. Don’t yank it! YEEOWCH!!! I think she just yanked it.
Be careful with those clippers, Earl! Hold still, Opal. I've almost got you unstuck. Clip! Clip! Clip! I just need to cut this one branch. Clip! Clip! Clip! There. You should be free and clear now. I think my work here is done. !