Are you still upset because some Bozo said you're boring? She said I'm a walking nap! Can you believe that? I think I'm totally unpredictable and spontaneous! Darn right you are! I knew she was going to say that.
I have a new approach to life. From now on, I'm going to be like the weather. The weather pays no attention to criticism. That sounds a bit ridiculous. It does not! I thought you said the weather pays no attention to criticism. The weather is also unpredictable.