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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-06-20 unnecessary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-06-20 Pub. Date: 2019-06-20
Image Number: 178163
Caption: When are they going to impeach President Trump already? I'm so over all this. Hey … Better be careful. Doesn’t your ad agency handle government accounts? It's just you and me, here … and our cellphones. And drones. And parabolic receivers. And a government that uses all of them ... and snooping neighbors. As I said, impeachment is totally unnecessary and wrong. What was that?
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-23 unnecessary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-23 Pub. Date: 2017-11-23
Image Number: 165150
Caption: All right, Sherry, let's meet up after and I'll help you bury it. Pardon me … couldn't help but overhear … It's unnecessary to add "up" after "meet." … And it's as strange as saying "let's dance up," or "let's sleep up." For that matter, what's with people who say "eat up"? Are you trying to catch a beat-down? "Down"? See how arbitrary it is?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-11 unnecessary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-11 Pub. Date: 2017-09-11
Image Number: 162597
Caption: Remember that video of police attackin' that blond white woman nurse for just doin' her job? Remember Justine Diamond, white woman the police shot in her pajamas? Remember the hundreds of people of all races unnecessarily shot by cops in the past few years? Remember the huge "All Lives Matter" protests that broke out eretime? Glad to see I was wrong about "All Lives Matter" bein' just another way of sayin' "shut up an' take it, n*****." My "Sarcasm Monday" idea really caught on. Look at Wino Larry over there relievin' hisself. What a beautiful sight.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-22 unnecessary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-22 Pub. Date: 2016-07-22
Image Number: 146143
Caption: Two years ago. There's a video showing Michael Brown stealing something and bullying a shopkeeper. That's absolute proof he was just a thug who needed to be put down. Two weeks ago. So what if there's video of cops seeming to shoot people unnecessarily? You can't tell anything from a video. What?
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-16 unnecessary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-16 Pub. Date: 2015-11-16
Image Number: 135313
Caption: The DA ain't gonna prosecute the cop who unnecessarily shot that white kid. … What the kid name again? Zachary Hammond? Yeh. I noticed it seem like the only people still outraged about it is the "Black Lives Matter" crowd. I ain't seen white people put on no marches, no protests ... nothin'. You know what this tell me? It tell me that when people hear "Black Lives Matter" an' reflexively respond by sayin' "All Lives Matter" ... What they REALLY sayin' is "shut up an' take it, like we do." "All Lives Matter" is catchier.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-01 unnecessary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-01 Pub. Date: 2015-10-01
Image Number: 133085
Caption: All right, Sherry, let's meet up after and I'll help you bury it. Pardon me … couldn't help but overhear … It's unnecessary to add "up" after "meet." … and it's as strange as saying "let's dance up," or "let's sleep up." For that matter, what's with people who say "eat up"? Are you trying to catch a beat-down? "Down"? See how arbitrary it is?
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-27 unnecessary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-27 Pub. Date: 2015-09-27
Image Number: 132520
Caption: When someone says "Black Lives Matter," I respond by saying "All Lives Matter." Because I don't see color. But if you "don't see color," you can't see that young black men are far more likely to be shot unnecessarily by police than men of any other color. And you can't solve a problem if you can't even see it exists. It felt food to stand up for equality. So I didn't stop there. What do you mean? OWS protester love of red velvet cake. Daily Nut Job. Obama wet bed as child, covered it up. Goodnight Grandpa. I came across a "breast cancer survivor" meeting at the rec center. I poked my head in and shouted "All Cancer is Bad." By the looks on their faces, I could tell some of them realized they'd been totally horrible for acting like their cancer was so much more important than other cancers. Also confesses to having red "Little Red Riding Hood." Exoneration. I came across a funeral this morning, and after the eulogy I reminded the family that all people die, and that it's wrong of them to act like this one was more special than the rest of us. Has aversion to pepper spray. Why?
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-06-14 unnecessary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-06-14 Pub. Date: 2015-06-14
Image Number: 127781
Caption: Nobody could've known, back in 2003, that invading Iraq would be a bad idea. What're you talking about? Millions of people knew it. Millions of us. Millions of us said the reasons the Bush administration gave for invading sounded like flimsy nonsense. Not having WMDs was Saddam's plot to embarrass us. Daily Nutjob. Obama wet bed as child, covered it up. Goodnight Grandpa. Millions of us said it would cause a lot of unnecessary death, totally wreck the balance of power, cost us money we couldn't afford, create new enemies, and be a huge unmitigated disaster. It was entirely possible to know. Millions of us knew. General: Iraq would be stable if we had occupied it for only 75 more years. Well, nobody knew the people who knew were right to know what they knew. You know? No. ISIS destroys ancient ruins, erect statue of founding father Dick Cheney.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-02 unnecessary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-02 Pub. Date: 2013-11-02
Image Number: 103222
Caption: I'm sick of liberals saying we should raise taxes to help pay off the national debt. If the government were a household that spent more than it took in, the parents would do the ONLY THING they could and cut back on unnecessary expenses. Um … They could also look for higher-paying jobs that brought in more revenue. What'd you say? I was on the phone canceling my electricity and my phone. The Starbucks at the End of the World. (Originally published 2012-12-06).
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-03-16 unnecessary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-03-16 Pub. Date: 2013-03-16
Image Number: 94593
Caption: I’m sick of liberals saying we should raise taxes to help pay off the national debt. If the government were a household that spent more than it took in, the parents would do the ONLY THING they could, and cut back on unnecessary expenses. Um … They could also look for higher-paying jobs that brought in more revenue. What'd you say? I was on the phone cancelling my electricity and my phone.(Cartoon originally published 2011-04-23).
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-06 unnecessary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-06 Pub. Date: 2012-12-06
Image Number: 90580
Caption: I'm sick of liberals saying we should raise taxes to help pay off the national debt. If the government were a household that spent more than it took in, the parents would do the ONLY THING they could and cut back on unnecessary expenses. Um … They could also look for higher-paying jobs that brought in more revenue. What'd you say? I was on the phone canceling my electricity and my phone. The Starbucks at the End of the World.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-04-01 unnecessary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-04-01 Pub. Date: 2012-04-01
Image Number: 77568
Caption: I'm tired of opportunists pretending there's some sort of "War on women." … Just because in the states, we're trying to de-fund Planned Parenthood, repeal equal pay enforcement acts, and force women to undergo unnecessary medical procedures. … And just because we're trying to make sure women can only have contraceptive coverage in their health insurance if their bosses decide they can. None of that has anything to do with women. It's all about freedom. Besides, if chicks has less nookie, they wouldn't have to pay so much for the pill. That's not how the pill works. I have a constitutional right to decide how the pills does and doesn't work.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-20 unnecessary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-20 Pub. Date: 2012-01-20
Image Number: 44141
Caption: If you bear with me, I'll tell you where I buried your … Pardon me … couldn't help but overhear … "Bear with me" makes no sense. You don't have to bear anything. You're the one who's inflicting unnecessary exposition on your friend while you make her waste time waiting for you to get to the point. Since YOU are not bearing anything, it'd be more accurate to say "please bear me." I can't take this. Take what? "This" could mean anything. (Originall published on 2010-02-20.)
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-23 unnecessary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-23 Pub. Date: 2011-04-23
Image Number: 59962
Caption: I’m sick of liberals saying we should raise taxes to help pay off the national debt. If the government were a household that spent more than it took in, the parents would do the ONLY THING they could, and cut back on unnecessary expenses. Um … They could also look for higher-paying jobs that brought in more revenue. What'd you say? I was on the phone cancelling my electricity and my phone.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-02-17 unnecessary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-02-17 Pub. Date: 2011-02-17
Image Number: 57401
Caption: Spare change? You could pay Walmart $5 for an unnecessary gadget I might invent. After years of it gathering dust in your home, you'll throw it out, disgusted with yourself for having wasted $5. And I'll be $5 richer. … Or you could cut out the middleman and just me $5 now.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-08-08 unnecessary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-08-08 Pub. Date: 2008-08-08
Image Number: 25611
Caption: Thank you so much for giving me a kidney. Excuse me… Adding "so much" is unnecessary. And worse, you're telling people that whenever you say "thank you" without adding "so much," you only mean it a little bit. I'd thank you to stay out of my !@#$ business. See? Now how do I know you really mean that?
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-05-25 unnecessary 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-05-25 Pub. Date: 2008-05-25
Image Number: 23641
Caption: I have no job. Obama's scary black reverend. I'm losing my home. Obama's scary black reverend. My wife found a lump, but we don't have health insurance. Obama's scary black reverend. I can't afford to feed my family. Obama's scary black reverend. An unnecessary war killed my little girl. Obama's scary black reverend. ...Obama's scary black reverend. You're very very concerned...
     
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