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1. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2016-11-17 unhelpful 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2016-11-17 Pub. Date: 2016-11-17
Image Number: 150569
Caption: You could be a little more helpful around here, you know, Earl. What are you talking about? Who cleaned the toilet without being asked? That's right, and then you kept mentioning it every day for a week. Sometimes you have to toot your own horn or it never gets tooted.
     
2. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2016-01-10 unhelpful 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2016-01-10 Pub. Date: 2016-01-10
Image Number: 136887
Caption: Last night I dreamed I was getting a glass of water from the tap on the fridge. But for some reason the water wouldn't shut off. Water was overflowing, all over the kitchen floor, I called to you frantically for help. You tossed me a damp sponge and went back to your game. And ... ? And that's why I'm not making you dessert tonight. I guess it serves me right.
     
3. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2004-02-26 unhelpful 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2015-04-21 Pub. Date: 2004-02-26
Image Number: 6634
Caption: Our sessions always make me feel a lot better about myself!
     
4. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2003-12-24 unhelpful 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2015-02-02 Pub. Date: 2003-12-24
Image Number: 6178
Caption: Of course, you're not alone in your self-loathing. My whole staff loathes you.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-08-08 unhelpful 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-08-08 Pub. Date: 2010-08-08
Image Number: 50410
Caption: My mom and dad used to point out a person's ethnicity for no reason. Every joke or story would start with that. Like "So this one Korean dude asked me for the time at the bus stop today." Or "So this one Mexican cat told me there's a sale on records down on Broadway." What did ethnicity have to do with anything? It's like they tossed in random, unhelpful observations ... ... because they didn't really have anything interesting or insightful to say. You don't think it's insightful of me to point out that you always change the subject? That's so random!
     
6. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2003-10-16 unhelpful 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2003-10-17 Pub. Date: 2003-10-16
Image Number: 5461
Caption: Grimmy, remember your chores. Guard the house while I’m out. It's not fair, why do I always have to do chores? Yeah…I guess I've been neglecting my chores, too. Oh, wait…I forgot, I'm a cat.
     
7. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2001-10-14 unhelpful 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2003-08-07 Pub. Date: 2001-10-14
Image Number: 4872
Caption: Well…I guess I like it…I mean, I suppose it looks o.k. on me…I mean, I think it's all right…I mean…
     
8. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Fluff 1998-09-17 unhelpful 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Fluff
Viewable Date: 2003-03-07 Pub. Date: 1998-09-17
Image Number: 2871
Caption: Snark's in ancient Egypt, serving as model for the Sphynx…Hold still! Boing! I have to cast this in stone, you !?@^&! cat! Lick! Slurp! Hmmm…almost! Hoik!
     
9. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2001-12-24 unhelpful 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2003-02-11 Pub. Date: 2001-12-24
Image Number: 2658
Caption: Help me, pal…Help me, it's Timmy…I'm stuck here in this well! Where's my food. If Lassie were a cat.
     
10. Comic Strip Nina Paley  Fluff 1998-07-27 unhelpful 
Cartoonist(s): Nina Paley
Comic/Cartoon: Fluff
Viewable Date: 2003-01-29 Pub. Date: 1998-07-27
Image Number: 2568
Caption: She's just a crazy kitten and we can't do a thing about it. But Doctor, she's driving me nuts! Have you tried alternative medicine? VET Port-A-Pet ALTERNATIVE HEALING CENTER. 101 Acupuncture For Pets 202 Aromatherapy 208 Shi-Tzu Shiatsu 512 Rolf! rrrRolfing! For Dogs 512 Hippotherapy 614 Astropractor Cats Welcome 536 Karaoke
     
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