Who is blanche?! Huh? What? I had a dream about you and someone named Blanche, and you misbehaved! I don't know anyone named Blanche! Well, just don't let it happen again.
Earl, if one sock wears out, you either mend it or throw them both out. Socks are meant to stay together, for better or worse. You don't match up the one good sock with some other strange sock. It's just wrong! I had no idea you felt so strongly about infidelity among socks.