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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-20 two weeks 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-20 Pub. Date: 2019-07-20
Image Number: 178564
Caption: Sadie, how can I convince my husband that a vacation is worth paying for? Excellent question. In my day, vacations were an essential component of a successful marriage. I would get two weeks a year to don a bikini, sit on a tropical beach amidst coconuts and oiled-up cabana boys, and recharge my yelling voice. And he would stay home working and have two weeks to live in dread of my imminent return. It was a win-win situation, really. What were we talking about again? Um ... nothing. Thanks.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-04-21 two weeks 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-04-21 Pub. Date: 2019-04-21
Image Number: 177255
Caption: My boss asked me if I'd consider getting a more professional-looking haircut. Dr. Noodle. I told him It is professional. I get it cut at Roscoe's Barbershop every two weeks. So then he said That's not what I meant. He said Think of cropping it short. So I said But Cody has longer hair than I do. So does Chad. And Bryan. And Todd. And Jack. And Spencer ... and you. So then he said he wasn't going to name names, but one of my coworkers told him my aggressive hair makes them uncomfortable. So I said to him that coworkers complaint, and you siding with them, is making me uncomfortable. What are you going to do about that? Let me guess ... He told me there was no need to be so aggressive.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-25 two weeks 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-25 Pub. Date: 2018-10-25
Image Number: 174603
Caption: Momma, why can't you watch Lionel for me? It's only two weeks. I have an important story to go cover. What do you mean you don't have the energy? … Yes, yes I know you're not 22 anymore, but you … Yes, Yes I know you're not 23 anymore. But … Yes, I know you're not 24 -- Are we going to go through every number there is? ... No, I'm not saying you're that old. Hello? Are you still there?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-24 two weeks 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-24 Pub. Date: 2018-10-24
Image Number: 174602
Caption: Sorry, Lemont, I can't watch your son for you for two whole weeks. Have a Lego allergy. Oh … wait, a what? No? Well, I mean I have an appendectomy scheduled. No, you don't. You just don't want to watch your best friend's son while your best friend is away covering the voter disenfranchisement in all those states. Children terrify you. Admit it. Are you calling me a liar? You had your appendix out in second grade. It grew back.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-14 two weeks 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-14 Pub. Date: 2017-09-14
Image Number: 162600
Caption: I don't want to be that guy, but … But what? Well … you notice anything about all the old sitcoms they're bringing back? "Full House" … "Will & Grace" … "Roseanne" … "Gilmore Girls" … How come nobody's talking about bringing back "227" … "A Different World" ... "Living Single" ... "Family Matters" ... "Moesha" ... "The Cosby Show" ... Stop trying to change the subject and admit you lost that argument we had two weeks ago. Wait, wait ... scratch "The Cosby Show."
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-08-07 two weeks 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-08-07 Pub. Date: 2017-08-07
Image Number: 161291
Caption: Seven Years Ago. Can you believe they're ramming Obamacare through with no votes from Republicans and only a year of hearings and stuff? Horrible leadership!!! Two Weeks Ago. Can you believe they're ramming Trumpcare through with no votes from Democrats and no hearings or anything? Amazing leadership!!! Color-blinded. What? MAGA.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-15 two weeks 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-15 Pub. Date: 2017-06-15
Image Number: 159154
Caption: Clyde picks up Lemont's son Lionel from daycare. How do I make Brixton not be a buller? Hold on … lemme call your daddy … It's ringin'. Day care. Hello? Yo, Big L, some bully beefin' wit' little man. What you want me to tell 'im to do? The plane crashed at the North Pole! We were rescued by insurgent elves but now they're holding us hostage until the dictator Santa Clause agrees to a ceasefire and two weeks' paid vacation! Send help! got it. Later, bruh. Boop. Your daddy want you to shout a lot of nonsense so the bully think you crazy. I happen to concur.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-01-03 two weeks 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-01-03 Pub. Date: 2017-01-03
Image Number: 152856
Caption: What do you mean you have to stay at my place for two weeks? I'm an unarmed black man. Seem like police, vigilantes an' bruthas be shootin' unarmed black men once every couple weeks. I just gotta wait till the next one happen, then I'll have another two-week window to talk home. It's like it's open season on unarmed black men ... an' erebody think they Elmer Fudd. Look on the bright side: Plenty of other people get shot too ... That didn't come out right.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-21 two weeks 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-21 Pub. Date: 2016-10-21
Image Number: 149908
Caption: Mr. Trump, in 1989, a white woman was assaulted in Central Park. Five black and brown teens confessed. Vancouver Taxi. You took out a full page ad demanding the death penalty. In 2002, they were all proven innocent. The real perpetrator confessed, DNA evidence exonerated them, and courts found the cops had coerced their confessions. Yet just two weeks ago, you insisted they were still guilty anyway ... Why? I'm a better judge of guilt than the evidence is.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-22 two weeks 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-22 Pub. Date: 2016-07-22
Image Number: 146143
Caption: Two years ago. There's a video showing Michael Brown stealing something and bullying a shopkeeper. That's absolute proof he was just a thug who needed to be put down. Two weeks ago. So what if there's video of cops seeming to shoot people unnecessarily? You can't tell anything from a video. What?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-06-08 two weeks 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-06-08 Pub. Date: 2016-06-08
Image Number: 144221
Caption: You know how I've been seeing a lady from Vancouver long-distance? Dr. Noodle. I'm finally going to see her again in person, in just two weeks!!! But now I'm terrified. The one time we were together in person, it was hot and steamy and magical. We tend to build things up in our memories, and reality can never live up to our memories. Try to temper expectations. Too late. She's already started calling me "Thor." Ph.D.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-05-11 two weeks 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-05-11 Pub. Date: 2015-05-11
Image Number: 126616
Caption: Two Weeks Ago: America is celebrating a mother who was caught on video hitting her son in order to keep him from joining the Baltimore riot. Why is that, Chuck? Well, Chad, it's a well-known fact that black teens need to be beaten to make any lesson sink in. If she'd just taken him by the hand and marched him home, and lectured him privately, it wouldn't have registered in its brain. Um ... I mean, in his brain. Plus the rest of us wouldn't have gotten to enjoy it.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-02 two weeks 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-02 Pub. Date: 2014-12-02
Image Number: 119642
Caption: What do you mean you have to stay at my place for two weeks? I'm a unarmed black man. Seem like police, vigilantes an' bruthas be shootin' unarmed black men once every couple weeks. I just gotta wait till the next one happen, then I'll have another two-week window to walk home. It's like it's open season on unarmed black men ... ... an' erebody think they Elmer Fudd. Look on the bright side: plenty of other people get shot too. ... That didn't come out right.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-05-04 two weeks 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-05-04 Pub. Date: 2014-05-04
Image Number: 110313
Caption: This better not be Indirectv. This is Bryan, with Indirectv. You haven't paid your satellite TV bill in two months. I made payment arrangements with you guys two weeks ago. You said I have till next month to pay, but you guys keep calling me three times a day, every day, anyway. I sent you a certified letter telling you not to call me ever again. Do you know what that means, Bryan? It means that according to the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act, you owe me up to $1000 for each time you've called me since then. I'm sorry, I was away from the phone. Can you repeat that? Uh ... never mind. Carry on. We're going to keep calling you every day till you pay your bill. Oh, no. I think your constant calls are close to working. I probably can't take more than a couple more weeks of this harassment.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-03 two weeks 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-03 Pub. Date: 2012-01-03
Image Number: 74804
Caption: How is it I'm broke? I had three months of savings when I lost my job. It's only been two weeks. I know exactly why you broke, Big L. Well tell me, please. Ok. But first loan me $2. Time.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-11-21 two weeks 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-11-21 Pub. Date: 2011-11-21
Image Number: 73207
Caption: You won custody, but I don’t see you in any big hurry to take your son from your ex. Maybe you only wanted to "win," but you didn’t really want the responsibility. It's only been a day since the ruling. Really? Feels like it's been two weeks. Ok, ok, I'll stop talking about it.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-08-04 two weeks 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-08-04 Pub. Date: 2011-08-04
Image Number: 63974
Caption: So how did your testimony go? Mr. Braun, is it not true that you were in a sanitarium for two weeks spouting nonsense and you're unfit to be a father. "Mr. Braun"? Um … my evil ex's lawyer didn't know who he was messing with. I'm sorry, it's "Brown," not "Braun." ... Sir. I sure set him straight. Yay, Lemont!!!
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-11 two weeks 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-11 Pub. Date: 2011-04-11
Image Number: 59636
Caption: Hello, this is Mrs. Meeks. Little Billy? Is that you? Where are you? Our two-week continuance is over. Your chicken pox should be all gone. I know you're only six, but … you're my lawyer and I need you. Little Billy - who is my son - is very sick. But all you have to do is ask the judge for a time out. It'll help if you offer her half your Twinkie. BILLY, WHAT THE ... MUPPET ... IS GOING ON?! My name isn't Billy, my name is Mommy.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-04-28 two weeks 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-04-28 Pub. Date: 2010-04-28
Image Number: 46755
Caption: My ten-year college reunion comin' up next week, Big L. But you only went to a two-week online doctorate program. Just a YEAR ago. It was an accelerated program.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-13 two weeks 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-13 Pub. Date: 2010-01-13
Image Number: 42959
Caption: Two weeks ago … "I (Rush Limbaugh) have been treated to the best health care the world has to offer - that is right here in the United States." "I don't think there is one thing wrong with the American Health Care System. It is working just fine. Just dandy." That's based on how they treated me ... ... A millionaire who can afford to pay whatever they charge me. Bankrupt from medical bills.
     
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