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161. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-06-12 true 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-06-12 Pub. Date: 2015-06-12
Image Number: 128071
Caption: You're awfully quiet Lemont. I was just thinking about thinking. We used to think we were the only species capable of abstract thought, not just instincts. Now we know that's not true. Koko the gorilla knows over 1,000 sign language gestures, elephants gather to reminisce at elephant funerals. We only thought we knew what we were thinking about thinking, but now we have to think again. Dios mio.
     
162. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-06-10 true 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-06-10 Pub. Date: 2015-06-10
Image Number: 128069
Caption: What do you think of The X-Files coming back, Clyde? You gonna watch it? Nah, bruh, there was a time an' place for that spit, an' this ain't it no more. Back then, trenchcoats was cool. That was before Columbine. Back then, secret government conspiracies was just fiction. That was before Edward Snowman. Back then, you had a high-top fade and parachute pants. Now you ain't got no hair an' you make regular pants look like parachute pants. I've only gained 30 pounds!
     
163. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-06-09 true 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-06-09 Pub. Date: 2015-06-09
Image Number: 128068
Caption: Did you know that, with very few exceptions, police officers in Britain don't carry guns? That's not a myth? It's true. And most cops want to keep it that way to preserve the sense that they serve the people rather than the state. Cops in Britain think that the public not feeling oppressed protects them better than guns would. Everyone has health insurance ... almost no one gets shot ... they got rid of slavery 22 years before we did ... Maybe those guys are onto something.
     
164. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2015-06-08 true 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2015-06-08 Pub. Date: 2015-06-08
Image Number: 128191
Caption: Look, wet cement. Let's put our paw prints in it. Okay. Oops! Splash. It's true. You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
     
165. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-07 true 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-07 Pub. Date: 2015-06-07
Image Number: 127265
Caption: Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Send your questions to asksadie@rudypark.com. Hello handsome SADIE, it's Timona here greeting you from Kiev, Ukraine. Yeah we are in great political turmoil right now, but I will let you in on a secret since we are old friends. Now is the best time for to invest in the Ukraine real estate. In 2005, for inspect, a 71 sq. meter abode sold for $7,500 US Dollars. Today it sell for at only $1,100 US Dollars. Lovely school for to nearby, as well as charming Mall within walking distance with has all the conveniences. Keep this amazing opportunity quiet. I only tell YOU because of that time we made that amazing connection. Your friend, Timona. Click here for to house buy. Excellent question. I get letters like this all the time ever since I publicly announced my email address. It reminds me of the time I hired a 17-year-old nerd to track down a spammer's true IP address, name, birthdate, physical address, and bank account number ... and shipped the spammer two tons of manure purchased with his entire life savings. It cost me a vinyl record, a Mountain Dew and a crate of Cheetos, but it was worth it. Ask Sadie a question (but be careful) at asksadie@rudypark.com
     
166. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2015-06-05 true 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2015-06-05 Pub. Date: 2015-06-05
Image Number: 127235
Caption: Is it true movie theaters only get their profit from popcorn? Of course not. Okay, I'll take one. Want butter with that?
     
167. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-05-30 true 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-05-30 Pub. Date: 2015-05-30
Image Number: 127505
Caption: I got so angry at "The Flash" the other day. Flash went to the super-villain Captain Cold for help. Dr. Noodle. And Captain Cold knew he was Barry Allen. In fact, everyone on the whole show knows his secret identity. Ph.D. I kind of flipped out when I realized that. Why'd I even care? You were jealous. All those people knowing his true identity reminded you you have very few close friends who know the real you. Shut up. You don't know me.
     
168. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2015-05-24 true 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2015-05-24 Pub. Date: 2015-05-24
Image Number: 126037
Caption: Bank. 18 month CD 1.0815255645% Paying More digits than any other bank. Interest rates are so low! It's hard to believe this CD has reached maturity --- Just look at how little it's grown! Investing seems extremely risky these days. There's no safe place to get a decent return. They always say investing is a roller coaster. Yeah, but it's not true. On a roller coaster you get back to where you started!
     
169. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2015-05-15 true 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2015-05-15 Pub. Date: 2015-05-15
Image Number: 126460
Caption: Do you think it's true that money talks? Whenever mine does, somebody else's interrupts it.
     
170. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-02 true 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-02 Pub. Date: 2015-05-02
Image Number: 126204
Caption: I heard you unexpectedly owe $9000 in taxes. That's awful. But look on the bright side. What bright side? Well, you probably won't be able to pay that off before next year's taxes come due … which means they'll also charge you penalties you can't afford to pay ... which means you'll be condemned to a lifetime of ever-increasing tax debt, until they seize your assets and throw you in jail. You'll finally be just like a celebrity! That is true.
     
171. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-04-26 true 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-04-26 Pub. Date: 2015-04-26
Image Number: 125568
Caption: Anyone who thinks we ever really went to the moon is a complete idiot. Youtube has tons of videos on this. Humans couldn't possibly have survived a trip through the Van Allen Radiation Belt. That's proof it was all a conspiracy. Not true. According to Dr. Van Allen himself, the notion that radiation should've killed those astronauts is "nonsense." Well how come we can't see the astronauts' footprints? That's proof it was all a conspiracy. Not true. Other countries have snapped pictures of the landing sites, and just a few years ago the lunar reconnaissance orbiter took photos of the footprints. There were no stars in the old films. That's proof it was all a conspiracy. The exposure settings were calibrated to get good shots of the extremely bright lunar surface. They couldn't do that and capture the relatively dim stars at the same time. You moon-landing-ists have an answer for everything. That's proof it was all a conspiracy. Thousands of people could never keep a secret that big for 46 years! That's what they want you to think.
     
172. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2015-04-24 true 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2015-04-24 Pub. Date: 2015-04-24
Image Number: 125614
Caption: You want to know what's really amazing about gramma's knitting? Not only does she knit extremely fast, but she can do it without looking. It's like her fingers work independently of her brain. That's true. Just like grampa's mouth works independently of his brain.
     
173. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-04-09 true 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-04-09 Pub. Date: 2015-04-09
Image Number: 125277
Caption: I heard you've to an awful, mysterious pain in the side of your face. Yeah. You can try the modern approach, drug yourself silly so you don't feel the pain. You know a better way, Sadie? Well, in your case, I'd suggest going with the tried and true cure-all: Drill a hole in your head to let out the demons. No need. You're already out. That's ... Well-played, nemesis. Well-played.
     
174. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-04-08 true 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-04-08 Pub. Date: 2015-04-08
Image Number: 125276
Caption: Your face is still hurting? You'd better get that checked. Maybe it'll go away. House of Java.net Cybercafe. True. Or maybe it'll turn into something a lot worse because you didn't get it checked today. It could be nothing, but it could also be nerve damage. Or an infection in your gums. You could lose all your teeth, little buddy. How'd you like to try paying for implants on minimum wage? That sounds awesome. Can they be bionic? "Matter-Eater Lad" was my favorite superhero.
     
175. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-03-01 true 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-03-01 Pub. Date: 2015-03-01
Image Number: 122758
Caption: They never call, they never write … Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. They come but once a year. I worked and slaved, I diapered them … but they don't seem to care. True, it's clear I'll control their lives, if they should get too near. Grown kids are planets, on their own. But mother's still the sun. If they don't call this week, I'll go supernova on their behinds. That doesn't rhyme!
     
176. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-28 true 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-28 Pub. Date: 2015-02-28
Image Number: 123401
Caption: I've figured out what true love is, Clyde: it's when someone would never dream of changing you. Thug 4 Life. It's when someone likes all you annoying habits and mannerisms … … Because that's what makes you you. Thank God For Culture Clash. Thug 4 Life. What if trying to change YOU is the other person's annoying habit? Thank God For Culture Clash. Thug 4 Life. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-01-26).
     
177. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-27 true 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-27 Pub. Date: 2015-02-27
Image Number: 123400
Caption: If mankind is all alone in the universe, then it's even more important to get out into space. Don’t you see, Susan … If that were true, then all those stars and all those planets give out species a purpose. It's out purpose to populate the universe. It's my theory that most guy philosophies sound like pickup lines. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-01-25).
     
178. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-02-22 true 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-02-22 Pub. Date: 2015-02-22
Image Number: 122492
Caption: Rudy Park Enterprises is proud to announce its own Sadie Cohen has been selected as most obnoxious and caustic radio host of the year. Speech, speech!!! You're too kind. Obviously, every girl dreams of getting this kind of recognition. I'm well aware it's customary to thank everyone who made this moment possible. It's true I might not have won if it weren't for the lifeless jerks and imbeciles who listen to the show and write in with their stupid email questions. But you are all beneath contempt. The only person I want to thank is Rudy Park. Your shallow and insipid existence inspires me every single day. Can I tweet that?
     
179. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-15 true 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-15 Pub. Date: 2015-02-15
Image Number: 122416
Caption: This just in: According to scientists, it is not yet 2016. Hold on … Yes, ok … Sources are telling us that if this turns out to be true, it could have profound implications. Theoretically, it would mean that our leaders could spend this year actually accomplishing things. Wait, I'm being told ... Ok, sources claim it would also mean politicians don't have to demonize people on the other side of the aisle yet. Congress is already weighing in on this stunning development. They've issued a joint statement saying "We're not scientists, so we don't know one way or another if this crazy 'theory' is true." We at the nightly news should stress that the theory is so far unconfirmed. And frankly we're not sure we buy it either.
     
180. Comic Strip Greg Evans  Luann 2015-02-15 true 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2015-02-15 Pub. Date: 2015-02-15
Image Number: 122138
Caption: Hi, girls! Look at all the Valentines I got! You're saying that bag is full of Valentines? I bet it's full of paper she's taking to the recycle bin. Ooo! Envy! How many Valentines did you get? One. From my only true love, Quill. 8,329. Tiffany! Mind takin' this? You said you were goin' to recycle papers, right? No! I said, "I really like my neighbors". Ooo! Major ego save. She's a pro.
     
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