What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.
You've ruined my life! Again? You're married, you work and you own our house. With the bank. Where's the ruination? I'll never have a compelling life story of struggle and triumph. How will I ever get into the supreme court? Hard work? Too much struggle.