Hey, Snark--I just finished my time machine! Let's go to ancient Egypt! Time machine. I wonder why cats first came to Egyptâ€¦Did they know that humans there would worship them? Was it some mystical sense of destiny?? Oh, I see--look at all that sand! Dig dig.
Amazing! World's first invisible dog! Ah don't see no invisible dog! How 'bout you, Elmo? Nope. Look! Ah want mah money back! See the invisible dog! $5. Dang!