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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-03-03 trash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-03-03 Pub. Date: 2019-03-03
Image Number: 176359
Caption: I'll take you back on one condition: No more cheating. Ok. Also, you'd better not even look at another woman. Ok. and you have to give me all your passwords so I can monitor all your social media accounts. Ok. And you have to go to counseling with me and admit how horrible a person you are. And you have to come home straight after work. And you have to get my permission to go anywhere else. And you can't talk to any females other than me or your mother. And you have to let me handle all your finances. And you have to keep quiet when my friends and family treat you like the trash you are for the rest of your life. I thought you said one condition. You life being over is one condition. Not to self: Never, ever, ever say take me back.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-25 trash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-25 Pub. Date: 2018-07-25
Image Number: 173089
Caption: This just in: Air Force One is missing. It was last seen flying in the general direction of Russian. Click … Despite the empty Big Mac boxes suddenly piling up in his trash can in Moscow, Edward Snowden denies he's got a new roommate. Click. In Moscow, there's been a sudden increase in reported incidents of grabbing. Click. Gilligaaaan, the Skipper tooo ... the Millionaire ... Mun mun mun -
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-05-21 trash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-05-21 Pub. Date: 2018-05-21
Image Number: 171758
Caption: You know what gets me about terrorists? The really frustrating part? It's that we all know them. What do you mean? You know how you come across someone online who has completely wrong view of reality … but when you give him facts that prove him wrong, he just gets angry and condescending and treats you like you're subhuman trash. Terrorists are internet trolls come to life. You can't ever, ever get rid of internet trolls. I wish the world could just unfriend them.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-02-02 trash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-02-02 Pub. Date: 2018-02-02
Image Number: 167921
Caption: 1980. I don't think I like that Luke Skywalker can fly. What do you mean? Jedi can't fly. That's silly. Then how come he flew up out of that carbonite pit when Vader tried to freezify him? And how come he changed direction while he was falling on Cloud City and flew right into that trash chute? None of that happened. Yes it did! (Sigh) You didn't even notice it 'cause movies always show men doing amazing things. I bet if Princess Leia were to ever fly, men everywhere would get their Underoos all in a bunch over it. You don't give us men enough credit.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-01 trash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-01 Pub. Date: 2017-11-01
Image Number: 164417
Caption: Perception and reality are two different things, Clyde. A man could think a woman winked at him when in reality she's got conjunctivitis. A woman could think a man's leering at her when in reality he's zoned out and thinking about pizza. I still think you missed the rim while you was tryin' to dunk, Big L. That's how it would appear ... to the untrained eye. I still think you landed head-first in a trash can.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-12 trash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-12 Pub. Date: 2017-02-12
Image Number: 153753
Caption: I'll take you back on one condition: No more cheating. Ok. Also, you'd better not even look at another woman. Ok. And you have to give me all your passwords so I can monitor all your social media accounts. Ok. And you have to go to counseling with me and admit how horrible a person you are. And you have to come home straight after work. And you have to get my permission to go anywhere else. And you can't talk to any females other than me or your mother. And you have to let me handle all your finances. And you have to keep quiet when my friends and family treat you like the trash you are for the rest of your life. I thought you said one condition. "Your life being over" IS one condition. Note to self: Never, ever, ever say "take me back."
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-06-01 trash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-06-01 Pub. Date: 2016-06-01
Image Number: 143920
Caption: What do I have to do to get Donald Trump to attack me on Twitter" I've tried pretty much everything. I've written articles about his phony college, documented over 100 of his lies, and cataloged every time he's pandered to racists. But so far he hasn't called me a "loser," a "total failure," or even "nobody." Being trash-talked by Trump is a rite of passage for any real journalist. Didn't he once have a goon yank you out of a press conference by your underpants? You're just trying to make me feel better.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-29 trash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-29 Pub. Date: 2016-03-29
Image Number: 141134
Caption: You know what gets me about terrorists? The really frustrating part? It's that we all know them. What do you mean? You know how you come across someone online who has a completely wrong view of reality … but when you give him facts that prove him wrong, he just gets angry and condescending and treats you like you're subhuman trash. Terrorists are internet trolls come to life. You can't ever, ever get rid of internet trolls. I wish the world could just unfriend them.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-03 trash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-03 Pub. Date: 2014-08-03
Image Number: 113943
Caption: I'm glad to be home, Murph. Aren't you glad to be home? Quiet, Jules. I'm just saying, this is much better than the trash can in the German chancellor's bathroom. I said quiet! You talk too much, Jules. That's the problem. In my day, we knew how to be covert. We were all that stood between the Republic and its enemies. We were a ghost. We were neither confirmed nor denied. We were everywhere and nowhere, Jules. Everywhere ... and nowhere. Can you say that in 140 characters, so I can quote you? That'd make a good tweet. I've already got like 723,000 followers. The Republic is doomed.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-10 trash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-10 Pub. Date: 2013-12-10
Image Number: 104848
Caption: Wanna play "Horse"? NO I don’t wanna play "Horse." Thug 4 Life. When you gon' learn to play basketball like a grown man? Grown men dribble the ball. Grown men sweat. Grown men throw elbows. Grown men talk trash about each other mommas. I would've said "Wanna play 'Clyde's Momma'?" But I thought "Horse" was more concise. Too little too late.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-17 trash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-17 Pub. Date: 2012-10-17
Image Number: 88633
Caption: I'm havin' second thoughts about voting for Romney. What he believe seem to depend on who he talking to at the moment. Yeah. I believe I'm entitled to root through your trash to find your social security number, so I'ma say that, even to your face. Yeah. Wait ... What? It's all about integrity.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-06 trash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-06 Pub. Date: 2010-11-06
Image Number: 53695
Caption: He won't take out the trash. Not true. Dr. Noodle Couples' Counseling. Why, just the other day I took your mother to dinner. Heh heh … She doesn't get it. … and neither will you. Let's go another hour.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-09-03 trash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-09-03 Pub. Date: 2010-09-03
Image Number: 51490
Caption: … I said I'm not a valet. Don’t you DARE put a dent in my Audi!!! Trash. I almost didn't make it here. I'm a huge fan of your Katrina book. I want to buy 300 copies for my church. But that's amazing! So what's wrong? I wanted to use my karma points on the lottery.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-29 trash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-29 Pub. Date: 2010-06-29
Image Number: 49071
Caption: Hotel X. Why would you think I'm a valet? I'm a guest here like you. Make sure you don't dent my Audi. You're mistaken. I'm not a … And don't change my radio presets! I hate when you people do that! Trash.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-18 trash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-18 Pub. Date: 2010-05-18
Image Number: 47472
Caption: … That said, one time I saw a brotha dragged offstage with a hook after they threw bottles at his head … … And five, seven other dudes pummel' him with trash can lids, stole his shoes an' tossed him out of the club. An' can you believe those shoes didn't even fit me? ... I mean, fit them? ... But yeh, nothing "bad" can happen if you do public speaking. Good talk, Clyde. C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice $2.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-01-29 trash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-03-09 Pub. Date: 2008-01-29
Image Number: 21413
Caption: How was I to know that big dude would kick you in the head? Clyde, you insulted his parrot, hid behind a trash can and threw your voice so it sounded like I said "What, @#$%?" Well, yeh… but… I didn't even know you were a ventriloquist. Believe it or not, they've had stranger conversations.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-12-06 trash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-12-06 Pub. Date: 2009-12-06
Image Number: 41435
Caption: Wanna go for a run at the marina, Lemont? Dunno, I have a pretty full day, Susan. Lemme check my planner … 8:40 - take trash out. 9:05 - eat froot loops. 9:30 - go to the trekbbs.com discussion forum, argue with twelve-year-old from Reseda about whether "Superman Returns" was a box office flop. 10:05 - read his dumb response, waste an hour researching my counterargument. 11:15 - publicly humiliate him with biting sarcasm and erudite wit. 11:45 - read the props from other posters congratulating me for tearing the twelve-year-old apart. I'm free after noon. Sorry, I'm scheduled to spend the afternoon trying to forget what I just heard.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-12-07 trash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-12-07 Pub. Date: 2008-12-07
Image Number: 28423
Caption: What's this, Clyde? That? My mayhem list. Your what? Which word don't you understand? "(1) Sit on stoop, stare down punks." "(2) Hustle. (3) Wreak havoc. (4) Lunch." This is ridiculous. Huh. Well, maybe that IS too much to get in before lunch. Don't sell yourself short. I could "Wreak havoc" at 2, but then I'd to have reschedule "Talk trash."
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-11-26 trash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-11-29 Pub. Date: 2006-11-26
Image Number: 15408
Caption: Wanna go for a run at the marina, Lemont? Dunno. I have a pretty full day, Susan. Lemme check my planner … 8:40 - take out trash. 9:05 - eat froot loops. 9:30 - go to the trekbbs.com discussion forum, argue with a twelve-year-old from Reseda about whether "Superman Returns" was a box office flop. 10:05 - read his dumb response. Waste an hour researching my counterargument. 11:15 - publicly humiliate him with my biting sarcasm and erudite wit. 11:45 - read the props from other posters congratulating me for tearing the twelve-year-old apart. I'm free after noon. Sorry, I'm scheduled to spend the afternoon trying to forget what I just heard.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-11-05 trash 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-11-08 Pub. Date: 2006-11-05
Image Number: 15187
Caption: Vote Here. Inner City Precinct 2000A. Place ballots here.
     
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