I'm so depressed! Your zit's not that big! No one believes in global warming anymore! So? There are plenty of eco-horrors to work on right now. There's over-population, massive species extinction, mercury pollution and toxic runoffs from farm wastes. Why thank you, little bro. That makes me fee sooo much better. Not to mention your room's a disaster.
Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.
Look! The climate skeptics are finally leaving. Global warming is hot air. Are you planning to clean up your mess? You treehuggers can do it and feel superior. Whatever, jerks! Not everything can be recycled. Toxic waste.