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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-08-21 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-08-21 Pub. Date: 2017-08-21
Image Number: 161800
Caption: You remember that racist KKK/Nazi/White-supremacist rally in Charlottesville? 'Course, bruh. I think I may have really touched all those people I usually argue with online. Ever since that terrorist rally, every time I write that there's nothing wrong with having lots of women and minorities on the new Star Trek show, not a single person has dismissed me as a "cuck" or a "beta" or a "virtue-signaller" or a "social justice warrior." You think maybe because of Charlottesville, all the social injustice warriors have had an awakening? Nah, they probably just on vacation, like Congress.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-08-08 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-08-08 Pub. Date: 2017-08-08
Image Number: 161292
Caption: Looks like the Affordable Care Act is here to stay. That's right … sucker. What? Everyone know the ACA was a Republican idea. We came up with it as an alternative to single-payer health care. We knew the only way to make the left embrace it was for the right to attack it. You hate us so much that if we attack it, you cling to it like it's your dear old momma. We even let it be "saved" at the last minute, just to seal your love affair with it. Yeah, right. Like this was all part of some "master plan." McCain hammed it up a little at the end, but it was a nice touch.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-05 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-05 Pub. Date: 2017-06-05
Image Number: 158825
Caption: To: Lemont Brown. From: UC Berkeley Alumni Association. Hey LB, it's Louis Black. Remember me? We worked at the school paper together. We're putting together a class of '97 Reunion. Hope you can make it. Also, are you in touch with any other '97 grads we should invite? Hi, Louis! I did hear from my college roommate, Kenneth Noh. He called me a couple years ago to invite me to join ISIS with him. Delete delete delete. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Divided Airlines. Hi, Louis! I am following my other college roommate, Rudy Park, to Russia, where he's meeting with Putin's henchman in order to ... Delete delete delete. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Divided Airlines. Hi Louis! ... Nah, I don't really know anyone anymore. Send. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-03-20 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-03-20 Pub. Date: 2017-03-20
Image Number: 155913
Caption: I got a panicky call from Lionel's mother last night. She wanted to see him right that moment. But I told her Lionel was fast asleep, partly 'cause her tone worried me. She had one of those "I'm an evil vampire and I'm going to take your precious child and perform some ritual incantation that'll turn him into an evil blood-sucking vampire just like me" tones. I'm not sure there's really any "tone" like that, Lemont. That's because you've never kept in touch with an ex.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-03-09 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-03-09 Pub. Date: 2017-03-09
Image Number: 155382
Caption: I guess you can't go home again. I just had to unfriend my old college roommate. Olga used to be so sweet. But she's changed. She's always posting passive-aggressive replies under my status updates. Are you still in touch with your college roommate? I was for a while. But when he tried recruiting me for ISIS, I unfriended him too. Maybe my unfriending Olga was hasty.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-15 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-15 Pub. Date: 2016-10-15
Image Number: 149614
Caption: It's been a year since that magical night we spent near the lighthouse, and in jail … but Vancouver and I have been texting and Skyping almost every day since. Now I’m going to see her again in just six hours. I bet there'll be actual electricity when we touch. It's good that you're tempering your expectations.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-27 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-27 Pub. Date: 2015-12-27
Image Number: 136529
Caption: 1982. Am I your bestest friend, Lemont? I guess so. I've known you almost my whole entire life! I like you more than anything, Susan. More than peanut butter? If I had to choose between you and peanut butter, I would never touch peanut butter again in my life. More than birthday cake? If I had to choose between you and birthday cake, I would never touch birthday cake again in life. More than Star Trek? If I had to choose between you and Knight Rider, I would never watch Knight Rider again in life ... I said "Star Trek." Don't push it, lady.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-07 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-07 Pub. Date: 2013-12-07
Image Number: 104629
Caption: Sorry Clyde, I don’t share newspapers during the flu season. It's important to take reasonable precautions. For instance … Thug 4 Life. I try not to touch anything that's been touched by other living hands, from October to March. You crazy. Please don’t talk to me with your mouth open.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-01 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-01 Pub. Date: 2013-12-01
Image Number: 104088
Caption: 1982. Am I your best friend, Lemont. I guess so. I've known you almost my whole life! I like you more than ANYTHING, Susan. More than peanut butter? If I had to choose between you and peanut butter, I would never touch peanut butter again in life. More than birthday cake? If I had to choose between you and birthday cake, I would never touch birthday cake again in life. More than Star trek? If I had to choose between you and Knight Rider, I would never watch Knight Rider again in life. ... I said "Star trek." Don't push it lady.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-03-29 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-03-29 Pub. Date: 2013-03-29
Image Number: 95007
Caption: The Drudge Report was right. Hollywood was shocked when "The Bible" miniseries beat out everything else on TV. Produced by Faith. Just goes to show you how out of touch they are with the rest of America. Produced by Faith. "Hollywood" made "The Bible." And "Highway to Heaven." And hundreds of other things like that. See? They're even out of touch with how out of touch they are. Produced by Faith.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-27 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-27 Pub. Date: 2012-08-27
Image Number: 86874
Caption: Welcome to the Republican National Convention opening ceremony. Like the Olympics, this opening ceremony will be a huge production … Showing the history of the Republican party. Right now we should be seeing … There he is … "Abraham Lincoln," doing some sort of interpretive dance. Beard, top hat, tights ... nice touch.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-04-04 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-04-04 Pub. Date: 2012-04-04
Image Number: 78534
Caption: Trayvon Martin visits Lemont's dream. What they charge my killer with? Well … They didn't arrest him right away. Florida has a "stand your ground" law. Someone can kill you, as long as he claims self-defense and no evidence shows otherwise, cops can't touch him. Cops said the shooter told them you fought him and hurt him. Did the cops say what it's like to be stalked by some scary-looking guy? What about me? I can't stand my ground? Only if you're the killer.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-02-29 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-02-29 Pub. Date: 2012-02-29
Image Number: 76892
Caption: Why do I even are whether Rihanna wants to take Chris Brown back? Why would I care about some rich, privileged celebrity? The "celebrity" is a hybrid species. The person is only a small part. The larger part is the reflection of us we see in them. Of course we care ... Their brilliance makes us proud of us. Their failures make us ashamed of ourselves. Celebrities don't exist in a vacuum. Celebrities don't even touch vacuums. PhD.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-03-10 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-03-10 Pub. Date: 2011-03-10
Image Number: 58316
Caption: Facebook Messages. From Sasha Mitchell. Lemont … It's like 1994 all over again! First I get back in touch with you … and just now I got a message from Susan Garcia! She and I were closer than sisters back in college. I don't know why she stopped talking to me. Do you remember Susan? Yeah, I hang out with her all the time. Just today she was feeling bad about not asking how my court case was going. She thought I was feeling like nobody cared. I told her not to worry, 'cause YOU were giving me moral support. Tap tap tap tap tap. OMG ... Lemont ... What? What's wrong? Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Um ... Nothing. You're so cute sometimes. Maybe we can ALL hang out! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-01-15 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-01-15 Pub. Date: 2011-01-15
Image Number: 56142
Caption: My other new year's resolution is to call momma more often. That'll be hard to keep, unless you say you'll call her on a specific day, like every Sunday. But then she'll expect it, and the first time I don't call, she'll think I don't love her. I don't want her to get used to me calling, and then get crushed the one time I don't call. This better not go where I think it's going. To spare her feelings, I'd better not call her at all.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-10 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-10 Pub. Date: 2010-12-10
Image Number: 55014
Caption: Facebook. Messages. From Sasha Mitchell. I've thought about you from time to time, these past 16 years, Lemont. I've wondered if you're happy. How's your life going? Court will come to order … the case of "Impoverished Black Father Who Has No Chance to Win Custody From the Filthy-rich White Mother of his Child" can ... Um ... seriously? Mr. Brown, is this really how your lawyer filed your case? My life's going fine. Might I suggest you represent yourself?
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-09 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-09 Pub. Date: 2010-12-09
Image Number: 55013
Caption: Facebook. Messages. From Sasha Mitchell. Lemont … I was sitting at home on my couch channel-surfing and got bored, so I just left the TV on some channel I'd never watched before and went back to reading my book. … Then I heard a voice. It was so familiar ... It reminded me of when I used to lie on your bed in the dorms and watched you write, and listen to you talk about how someday you'd be a famous writer. At first I thought the voice was in my head. But then I looked up and saw YOU n TV. You were talking about being a successful, important writer. I was so PROUD, Lemont! I started jumping up and down and screaming "HE DID IT! HE DID IT!" I write for a newspaper. Tap tap tap tap tap. Don't spoil the mood.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-08 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-08 Pub. Date: 2010-12-08
Image Number: 55012
Caption: Facebook. Messages. From Sasha Mitchell. OMG Lemont … I didn't think you'd even remember me! Are you kidding, Sasha? How could I forget a girl who used to sit by my desk my entire shift and stare at me? There were like seven girls who did the same thing, Lemont. I would get so jealous! I know. Do you have their e-mail addresses? I only noticed you, Sasha.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-07 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-07 Pub. Date: 2010-12-07
Image Number: 55011
Caption: Facebook. Messages. From Sasha Mitchell. Hi Lemont. You probably don't remember me. I lived in Freeborn Hall at UC Berkeley back in 1994. I just saw you on TV, at some panel discussion. And I thought "what a coincidence!" Just the other day, I came across a picture of you I'd kept all these years, of you working as a door monitor at Freeborn. I remember watching you write ... Dear Sasha, OF COURSE I remember you! I've been pining away for you for 16 years. I love you with all my heart and soul, and I want to have your children. Delete delete delete. Dear Sasha, OF COURSE I remember you! Tap tap tap tap tap. Delete delete delete. Dear Sasha, You seem vaguely familiar. Tap tap tap tap tap.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-21 touch 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-21 Pub. Date: 2010-10-21
Image Number: 53248
Caption: So what if that fine-*%@ girl you knew back in college just Facebooked you. Leave that spit alone, son! Sixteen year changes people. She could have six kids, a controlling, Samurai husband and a criminal record. I just don't wanna see you get hurt, no matter how ridiculously hot that girl is. For the last time, I'm not giving you her e-mail address. but you need a brutha to run recon!
     
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