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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-12-11 thank God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-12-11 Pub. Date: 2018-12-11
Image Number: 175376
Caption: I just downloaded your Christmas album. Good man. How on earth did you create that obscene rap battle between you and him? I mean, did he actually say those things … or did you hire a voice actor? Computers, bruh. I went through his must an' rearranged vowels an' consonants an' what not. Thank god. I'd hate to think Nat King Cole ever even knew those words. The video was harder to make.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-02 thank God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-02 Pub. Date: 2017-10-02
Image Number: 163370
Caption: Thank god the GOP has given up trying to take health care away from millions of people. No they haven't. Trying-to-repeal-Obamacare has become a tradition, like celebrating-holidays-by-not-thinking-about-why-we-have-a-day-off-and-just-barbecuing has become a tradition. I've stocked up on hot dog buns and beer for the next repeal day. You-not-letting-me-enjoy-the-moment has become a tradition.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-01-29 thank God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-01-29 Pub. Date: 2017-01-29
Image Number: 153149
Caption: It all started back in college when I bought a copy of "Mimic City." It was cheap: About 20 simoleons. Dr. Noodle. I played it night and day. When "Mimic City 2" came out, I rushed out to buy it. And every few years a newer, better one would come out. Every iteration was more advanced than the last. The little mimics who populated Mimic City came to seem more and more real. They had jobs, and love lives, and had mimic kids, and grew old. Eventually, I started to wonder: If my mimics behave as if they're real ... what if they actually believe they're real? Would that make me their God? And, if they think they're real ... what if I only THINK I'm real? What if I and everyone else in Simkind are actually living in some game called "Sim City"? Not to self: Stop self-medicating, and just to be sure, delete games from phone. Thank you, Almighty Noodle, for listening to my prayers. Amen.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-28 thank God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-28 Pub. Date: 2015-02-28
Image Number: 123401
Caption: I've figured out what true love is, Clyde: it's when someone would never dream of changing you. Thug 4 Life. It's when someone likes all you annoying habits and mannerisms … … Because that's what makes you you. Thank God For Culture Clash. Thug 4 Life. What if trying to change YOU is the other person's annoying habit? Thank God For Culture Clash. Thug 4 Life. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-01-26).
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-22 thank God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-22 Pub. Date: 2014-10-22
Image Number: 117916
Caption: Last night, I was watching my little boy sleep and I thought "Thank God he's only two. He's too young to ever fight in this war." Then it hit me: we've been at war most of my life. Do you think we'll still be at war 16 years from now? Say no, please. No. "No" we won't be at war, or "no" you won't say no.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-18 thank God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-18 Pub. Date: 2014-10-18
Image Number: 117634
Caption: Ey, dawg.* Thug for Life. Thank God for Culture Clash. *I just saw a Verizon commercial featuring a father and son. Hey, Clyde.* Thug for Life. Thank God for Culture Clash. *The one were subtitles translate their grunts to show you a deep discussion about their feelings? Grunt.* Thug for Life. *Yes. Do you think they ripped us off? Yawn.* Thug for Life. Thank God for Culture Clash. *Nah. "Airplane" did it first, anyway. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-06-05).
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-05 thank God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-05 Pub. Date: 2014-08-05
Image Number: 114618
Caption: Momma, I just want to thank you for always being there for me, no matter what I needed to talk about. When I needed to talk about girls, you were there. When I needed to know why God let bad things happen, you were there. You've always been there for anything ... ... EXCEPT when I want to talk about my dad. No, momma, that doesn't sound like static, it sounds more like you hissing "gwaaoowaaoo." Click. (Originally published on 2012-03-02).
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-14 thank God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-14 Pub. Date: 2014-01-14
Image Number: 106172
Caption: How long you gonna be here, Big L? Oh, I don’t know … If my son and I are in your way, we can leave; even though it's 40-below outside … and even though you come over to my place ALL THE TIME whether I'm home or not. If you want us to leave, Clyde, just say the word. The word. NOT LEAVING!!! Thug 4 Life. Thank God for Culture Clash.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-20 thank God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-20 Pub. Date: 2013-12-20
Image Number: 105214
Caption: Feudalbanc Massacard, this is Carol Ann, how may ah help yew, sugah? Oh, thank God, last time I was stuck talking to someone in Indonesia. Oh I know just what yew mean, like one tam, I was tryin' ta get ta Jacksonville an' I took the wrong plane. Fell asleep, an' when I woke up, wouldja believe I was lookin' at the Eiffel Tower? Well all I wanted in the whole world was to talk to a real live Amurican right about then. That brings to mind a funny story. Take about an hour ta tell it right. Could you transfer me to someone in Indonesia?
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-25 thank God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-25 Pub. Date: 2013-11-25
Image Number: 104370
Caption: Don’t say it. I wasn't gonna say anything. Thank God For Culture Clash. I told you so. Wrong! George Zimmerman was set up AGAIN!
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-04 thank God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-04 Pub. Date: 2013-11-04
Image Number: 103505
Caption: The South's new "voter ID laws" have nothing to do with race. Yeah, right. Thank God For Culture Clash. No really, it says right here in "The Delusional Black Man's Guide to Interpreting The Behavior of Others," top of page 150,786. "Even if they are recording everything you do, it's only to catch terrorists and will never be used against you if you're not a terrorist." Oops ... My bad; this is "The Delusional Citizens Guide to Interpreting The Behavior of Government."
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-11-03 thank God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-11-03 Pub. Date: 2013-11-03
Image Number: 102932
Caption: I don’t want to watch the game. Let's watch something else. But it's the CANDORVILLE REDNECKS, bruh. Ain't you got no home pride? Forget it, man. Their name is just totally offensive and racist. I refuse to watch another game till they change it. Whachoomean? They always had that name. It's TRADITION, dawg. It don't mean nothin' bad. What do you mean? It's a hateful stereotype. Look at their mascot! REDNECKS. You saying you don't see anything wrong with that? The game on, bruh. C'mon, do the "GETTER DUN!" cry with me. Thank God For Culture Clash.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-11 thank God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-11 Pub. Date: 2013-10-11
Image Number: 102500
Caption: Republicans in the House seem to think if they don’t like somethin', they don’t have to pay the bills. Thug 4 Life. It's just like when my man Wesley Snipes refused to pay his taxes. I think Wesley Snipes should be Speaker of the House. Thank God For Culture Clash. I don't wanna see John Boehner be Blade, though, so I'ma have to deliberate on this some more. I feel dumber for having heard all that.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-08 thank God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-08 Pub. Date: 2013-10-08
Image Number: 102497
Caption: I'm tired of people blaming republicans for the government shutdown. It's both sides' fault. I mean, libs refused to negotiate Obamacare. They insisted it was a done deal. Thank God For Culture Clash. SINCE WHEN has something been "done" just because it was passed by both houses of congress, signed into law by the president, and upheld by the Supreme Court? Since 1787. You're not supposed to answer hypothetical questions.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-04 thank God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-04 Pub. Date: 2013-10-04
Image Number: 102219
Caption: Republicans think Obamacare is socialism. More and more polls show people disapprove of Obamacare. Mainstream Media. Thank God For Culture Clash. … Although a significant number disapprove because it's not socialist enough. MSM. What was that? REPUBLICANS HATE OBAMACARE! LIBERALS AGREE WITH THEM!
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-17 thank God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-17 Pub. Date: 2013-08-17
Image Number: 100294
Caption: You know what I hate worse than almost anything, Clyde? When I tell someone over and over again, for decades, not to eat my food without asking but they do it anyway. Thank God for Culture Clash. You know what else I can't stand? Throwing out egg salad just because it's gone really, really bad. I mean, even rotten egg salad has it's uses. I'm gonna get you for thi- OGAWD!
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-05 thank God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-05 Pub. Date: 2013-08-05
Image Number: 100031
Caption: You hear about the pope? No. What about the pope? He said he has no problem with gay peop. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Thank God For Culture Clash. Whatever. He didn’t mean what it sounded like he meant. He also said "Who am I to judge." NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA!
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-06-04 thank God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-06-04 Pub. Date: 2013-06-04
Image Number: 97639
Caption: GOVERNMENT'S SPYING ON JOURNALISTS' EMAILS! Mainstream Media. Thank God For Culture Clash. MSM. GOVERNMENT'S SPYING ON JOURNALISTS' EMAILS! It's a direct threat toward the freedom of the press. It endangers one of the pillars of our democracy. Wait … Are you actually talking about something important? OH. UM ... AMANDA BYNES INSULTED RIHANNA ON TWITTER!
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-06-01 thank God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-06-01 Pub. Date: 2013-06-01
Image Number: 97404
Caption: Did they have running water when you were a kid? Hold on, kid … Thank God for Culture Clash. I know you're like five minutes old, but your youth doesn't make me old. I'm still young, too. When you're my age, you'll see what I mean. Did they have the internet when you were a kid? That's not important right now.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-05-27 thank God 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-05-27 Pub. Date: 2013-05-27
Image Number: 97399
Caption: What time is it? Why? Why you gotta ask "why?" Why come you can't just answer the question? It's insulting that you don’t just assume I have a good reason for asking. What time is it? 11 A.M. Oh good … The "I Ain't The Baby Daddy" show on. THAT'S WHY I ASKED WHY! Thug 4 Life. Thank God For Culture Clash.
     
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