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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-12-13 text message 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-12-13 Pub. Date: 2019-12-13
Image Number: 180769
Caption: In all the years I've endured your presence, I have never once heard you mention your mother. It's almost as if you think you sprang fully formed from the bowels of the earth. When's the last time you called your mother? December 2, 1992. The day before text messaging was introduced. Ingrate!!!
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-11 text message 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-11 Pub. Date: 2018-10-11
Image Number: 174390
Caption: Hello, Tara: I just want to say … I love my son more than life itself. My love will always be with him, no matter what happens. I've lived a long life. Seen many things. Gone many places. I have to regrets. By the way, I'm having a major medical procedure done tomorrow. But if my son doesn't call me before then, no big deal. I just don't want HIM to have regrets. (Hopefully I don't accidentally send this text to him, totally by mistake.) (Sigh) Better call Momma. People have been known to die from tooth-cleaning. Just saying.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-15 text message 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-15 Pub. Date: 2016-10-15
Image Number: 149614
Caption: It's been a year since that magical night we spent near the lighthouse, and in jail … but Vancouver and I have been texting and Skyping almost every day since. Now I’m going to see her again in just six hours. I bet there'll be actual electricity when we touch. It's good that you're tempering your expectations.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-02-03 text message 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-02-03 Pub. Date: 2016-02-03
Image Number: 138594
Caption: The Double Date. So … you and Lemont seem happy.* *You'd better not be toying with my best friend's emotions. Employees must wash hands. You said … "So … you took my love. That can't be." … Ready to send? Yes. … Wait, what?! No! No, Siri, don't send! Sending. Siri, you @#$%, I will strangle you! You said ... "Listen here, @#$%, I will strangle you. ... Ready to send? Definitely not! No! Sending ...
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-01-10 text message 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-01-10 Pub. Date: 2016-01-10
Image Number: 137119
Caption: The other day, Kelly texted me "Hi." So right away I texted back three paragraphs saying hi, asking how she was, and whether she wanted to meet. Did she write back? Yeah. About six hours later. She sent me an "lol." So right away I texted back an "lol" plus four paragraphs asking how her day was, and pointing out that she didn't say whether she wanted to meet. Did she write back. No. I kept checking my phone the rest of the night, but she never wrote back. She finally wrote back three days later. What did she write? She wrote "I miss you." OMG. That's exactly what I wrote! Right away. Plus five paragraphs asking if she wanted to meet.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-03 text message 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-03 Pub. Date: 2015-11-03
Image Number: 134722
Caption: Hello, Tara: I just want to say … I love my son more than life itself. My love will always be with him, no matter what happens. I've lived a long life. Seen many things. Gone many places. I have no regrets. By the way, I'm having a major medical procedure done tomorrow. But if my son doesn't call me before then, no big deal. I just don't want HIM to have regrets. (Hopefully I don't accidentally send this text to him, totally by mistake.) (Sigh) Better call momma. People have been known to die from tooth-cleanings. Just saying.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-20 text message 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-20 Pub. Date: 2015-09-20
Image Number: 132207
Caption: Kelly texted me again the other day. I hadn't heard from her in two years. I thought I'd never hear from her again. What did she want? To see if I was still madly in love with her. She wanted to see if I would still be willing to run away with her and start a new life, no matter the consequences. She wanted to see if her voice was still the air I breathe, and if I still saw moonlight when I gazed into her eyes. She said all that? Not in so many words. She just said "hi," but I knew what she meant. I'm going to schedule you for some extra sessions. I think I'm over her, doc. I didn't answer her at all, for five whole minutes.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-06-27 text message 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-06-27 Pub. Date: 2014-06-27
Image Number: 112915
Caption: Siri, read my text messages to me. Preparing the photo of the mole on your rump to post to Twitter. NO! I SAID "READ MY TEXT MESSAGS TO ME"! Just kidding. Whew. … I've already tweeted the photo.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-10 text message 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-10 Pub. Date: 2012-10-10
Image Number: 88327
Caption: I just now got your text. I'm so sorry. Y'know … When someone sends a text message, they usually expect a response right away. I know you're busy, but how long does it take to glance down at your phone? I take it you don’t still need me to toss toilet paper in through your window. Let's change the subject.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-03 text message 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-03 Pub. Date: 2011-10-03
Image Number: 66211
Caption: I'm giving the closing argument tonight in Lemont Brown's custody hearing. Billy Meeks, Kid Lawyer. He's got no chance. I think instead of showing up, I'll get a "stomache," fake my own death, and move to Disneyland to start a new life. Um ... Lemont? Billy here. Disregard that text, it was meant for my friend Clem, and hat totally nothing at all to do with you.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-07 text message 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-07 Pub. Date: 2011-09-07
Image Number: 65247
Caption: Sasha, last time we talked you said you weren't happy with your husband. Well … I don't understand why he does what he does. But I'm … content. Oh. I'm kinda sad to see you just being "content." I'd rather see you happy, like I remember you back in college. :-) What's he do? Tap tap. Maybe I could give you a guy's perspective. Facebook messages. From Sasha Mitchell. Well, he goes around ... all the time ... not being you. LB? Sorry, I was just waiting for an LOL, or a J/K, or a ROTFLMAOBIJKSDTIS. Tap tap.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-05 text message 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-05 Pub. Date: 2011-09-05
Image Number: 65245
Caption: Tap tap tap. Sasha? Closing arguments in my custody case are tomorrow. I'm nervous. Can't sleep. Are you up? I'm up, LB. It's 3 a.m. Why're you up so late? Can't you sleep? Um ... It's a long story. Don't want it getting around. You can tell me, Sasha. We live hundreds of miles apart, who am I going to tell? Have you HEARD of the internet? Oops. I think I hit "reply all."
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-08-03 text message 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-08-03 Pub. Date: 2010-08-03
Image Number: 50405
Caption: Let me get this straight: you think any court would recognize you're the more stable parent. Check. … So you want me to text Lemont, MY CLIENT, that it's pointless to fight you for custody of Lionel. Check. … Or you'll eat me alive. Check. What you may not know is, I know karate, ninjutsu, and several other Japanese words.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-05-23 text message 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-05-23 Pub. Date: 2010-05-23
Image Number: 47477
Caption: Things were going so well with Kelly. We started off texting. But we grew so close that we couldn't bear to be apart. I drove 400 miles up north to see her. It was magical, like she and I were the only people in the whole universe. So I drove back up the next month. She was busy but I got to see her for a couple of hours. We were so deeply in love! Did she ever drive down to see you? Um ... why do you ask? Fascinating. So I drove up a third time ...
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-02-28 text message 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-02-28 Pub. Date: 2010-02-28
Image Number: 44351
Caption: Am I speaking with whoever programs the iPhone's touchscreen keyboard? That's me. Is there a problem? How come when I type something, the cursor often skips around and inserts my new text into text I've already typed? Hmmm. Read me an example, I'll try to diagnose the problem. I tried to send a text that said "Kerry, that movie was awful but you're a lot of fun anyway." The iPhone sent it as "Kerry, that movie was a lot of fun anyway. But you're awful." I see. Here's what's going on ... You must have really fat fingers. ... Excuse me? You keep pigging the "return" key while you type. ... I'll call back after you've had your coffee. Make sure you don't accidentally pudge-dial Microsoft.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-08-16 text message 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-08-16 Pub. Date: 2009-08-16
Image Number: 37218
Caption: Buzzz! 1 Message. Buzzz! Buzzz! Boop. CRASH! Drive safely. Xoxo Susan.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-22 text message 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-22 Pub. Date: 2009-07-22
Image Number: 36429
Caption: In other news, a government jet was lost today when it accidentally flew straight up instead of horizontal for five hours. Officials suspect the pilot may have been distracted because he was text messaging. I told you, we're fine. We're exactly where we need to be to rescue your journalist. See? I'd know the white sands of the Iranian desert anywhere. Nuts. Foompsh.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-21 text message 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-21 Pub. Date: 2009-07-21
Image Number: 36428
Caption: Are you sure I don't need to be trained for this? Settle down civilian. We'll free your journalist from that Iranian hellhole in time for Letterman. I'm highly trained in all forms of martial arts. Aikido. Ninjutsu. Tango. I can field strip a stinger missile in 2.35 minutes. I can blend in to any surrounding. What could possibly go wrong? Beep. Hold on a sec. What do you mean "Am I sure I should be texting?" Tap tap tap tap tap tap.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-06-16 text message 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-06-16 Pub. Date: 2009-06-16
Image Number: 35245
Caption: What's that? It never fails. The minute you try to do something in private, the whole world shows up. It's just like texting in your car. Text…what? You wanna send a text message. You pull up to a red light. They always take forever. So you start writing, and BAM, the light turns green. I'll just come back later. At the worse possible moment, I'm sure.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-04-19 text message 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-04-19 Pub. Date: 2008-04-19
Image Number: 22924
Caption: This "paper" of yours is defective, dude. Defective? I'm writing a paper text message to grampa, an' I actually MISSPELLED something. Paper has no spell check. And the backlight's busted.
     
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