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281. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-10-08 television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-10-08 Pub. Date: 2007-10-08
Image Number: 18866
Caption: What's wrong with you, Lemont? The Chronicle sent me to interview Bill O'Reilly. Y'know, that talking head from Fox "News." Oh no. Oh yes. When we spoke by phone, I had no idea you were Black. You didn't cuss or anything.
     
282. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-10-03 television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-10-03 Pub. Date: 2007-10-03
Image Number: 18780
Caption: Have you got road rage? Do you yell at other bruthas even when it's yo' own #$% fault? Do you get mad at people you mug when it turns out they ain't got no money? Do you blame them fuh wastin' yo' time? Come in to C-Dogg's Attitude Adjustment Clinic. We'll set yo' punk-@%$ straight. CLYYYYDE! Located in that alley over that way. We accept Blue Cross.
     
283. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-08-31 television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-31 Pub. Date: 2007-08-31
Image Number: 18405
Caption: C-dog's incredibly bad advice. $2. C-dog, I'm 19. My girlfriend's leaving for college in another state. How can I keep her from falling for some new guy who's richer and hotter than me? Cheat on her. That way she'll be too busy planning your death to even look at another cat. How could I become as wise as you, sir? Study Gilligan. F Troop. All the classics.
     
284. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-08-27 television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-27 Pub. Date: 2007-08-27
Image Number: 18401
Caption: Unemployment Office. Hi, I just got laid off. Need a new job. Where'd you last work, "Mr. Track"? Call me "Laugh." I was on staff at Fox News "Half Hour News Hour"… …The comedy show that once made fun of Barrack Obama by showing a huge crowd of rowdy Africans. Boy, was I needed there. But even my talents couldn't keep them on the air. There's an opening on "Saturday Night Live."
     
285. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-07-09 television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-07-09 Pub. Date: 2007-07-09
Image Number: 17864
Caption: Hello, you've reached CNN. Finally! Lemont Brown, Candorville Courier. I want to ask why Larry King canceled Michael Moore's discussion of our healthcare system in order to talk to Paris Hilton. I've been on hold for a whole week, by the way. Oh my, let me find out why that happened. Hold, please. @#$%!
     
286. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-07-01 television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-07-02 Pub. Date: 2007-07-01
Image Number: 17788
Caption: I don't like high definition.
     
287. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-06-18 television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-06-18 Pub. Date: 2007-06-18
Image Number: 17668
Caption: Do your feet stink? Are you thirsty several times a day? Call your doctor and ask if Plasseebo is right for you. The pill industry is evil. Do you get tired at night?
     
288. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-06-15 television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-06-15 Pub. Date: 2007-06-15
Image Number: 17563
Caption: Roxanne said she'll marry me if I get hair plugs, stop watching Star Trek reruns… …put on some muscle, grow a goatee, dress better, wear cologne… ...get a $5 million life insurance policy and take up sky diving… …wait. What? I know, I don't give up Star Trek for anyone.
     
289. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-06-11 television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-06-11 Pub. Date: 2007-06-11
Image Number: 17559
Caption: Why do the good die young? Why do the best ones leave us way before their time? I know. Nearly 3800 troops have died in Iraq. I was talking about Battlestar Galactica ending next season. …Um, yeah. Exactly.
     
290. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-07-02 television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-22 Pub. Date: 2006-07-02
Image Number: 14162
Caption: On today's Sunday morning political show, our guest in Condoleeza Rice. Thanks, Bob. Listen, Iran is a grave and gathering threat. We must confront it now, while we still can. Ms. Rice, that's almost exactly what you said in 2002 about Iraq. Some critics argue that you're using the same old script to scare Americans into another, jingoistic frenzy right before the elections. All you did was pick a different country to fear. Of course not, Bob! That's an irresponsible and inappropriate allegation. How dare you impugn my integrity, sir Sorry. As I was saying, [insert name] is a grave and gathering threat to our security. Did you just "bracket insert name close-bracket"? No! And it's irresponsible and inappropriate of you to ....
     
291. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-05-13 television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-18 Pub. Date: 2007-05-13
Image Number: 17291
Caption: "7th Heaven" is ending today. Wuzzat? Whole season's been disappointing. Maybe is Jessica Biel had dome back, it ---. Stop. How many minorities you seen on that show? You gonna tell me they ain't got more black folks or Mexicans than -- in California? No self-respecting brutha watches that corny #$%^. An if he do, he keep it to hisself. Still can't believe they chose that show over "Everwood." I don't even know you anymore, Dawg.
     
292. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-04-23 television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-04-24 Pub. Date: 2007-04-23
Image Number: 17000
Caption: MSM Mainstream Media. Thank God for Culture Clash. Can't I just say one more thing about Don Imus? Get lost.
     
293. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-04-06 television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-04-06 Pub. Date: 2007-04-06
Image Number: 16677
Caption: You an' Susan are perfect for each other. Why ain't you together? Like you said, we're perfect for each other. We've got chemistry. It's electric, dude. It crackles through the air. If we hooked up, we'd just get boring and tired. ...then we'd get canceled. Dag, they should never let you watch "Moonlighting."
     
294. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-04-05 television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-04-05 Pub. Date: 2007-04-05
Image Number: 16676
Caption: Susan's in love with you, Dawg. You gotta act. There's a window for these things, an' these windows don't stay open forever. Sometimes they got bars on windows, can't even think about grabbin' a TV through some bars. …What were we talkin' about again? Good talk, Clyde.
     
295. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-03-31 television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-03-31 Pub. Date: 2007-03-31
Image Number: 16524
Caption: Ever notice how CNN's Baghdad Reporter Michael Ware always has exactly three days' growth of beard on his face? Every day, same amount of stubble. What's that tell you, Susan? That you watch way too much news? It tells you the news is all fake!
     
296. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-03-03 television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-03-11 Pub. Date: 2007-03-03
Image Number: 16390
Caption: I once heard that the synapses that fire in the brain when you're watching actors on TV… …are the same ones that fire when you see a real, live friend. …so you're saying when we were kids, I never played with anyone named Theo? Never.
     
297. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-02-18 television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-02-18 Pub. Date: 2007-02-18
Image Number: 16131
Caption: So what if you haven't found any good men on date-a-dude.com? Keep trying. You paid for a whole month of searches. That's a commitment. It's like, well … Remember when we were kids? I wanted to get out of that clarinet recital 'cause I was no good, but momma didn't let me. She said I'd made a commitment and I had to keep it. A: You never played the clarinet, Lemont, and B ... that wasn't your childhood. That was an episode of The Cosby Show. No ... Wait, really? Well, my point still stands. No it doesn't.
     
298. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-02-11 television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-02-14 Pub. Date: 2007-02-11
Image Number: 16105
Caption: Saw your blog. Great article about eyestrain, Lemont. Thanks, Susan. Eyestrain's an underrated affliction. I miss writing fiction. I miss sending my dreams off to the publishers. Oh yeah? I used to lose myself in the words you created. Oh, yeah. And with people watching TV on their phones, it's only gonna get worse. But it's always "blindness this" or "glaucoma that." But every rejection was like to sadistic fingers snuffing out the sun. Eyestrain is the black sheep of the eye-affliction family. If I just write about today's news and people hate it, it doesn't mean they hate me. It just means they hate the news. You don't say. You're such a wuss. I do say. I know.
     
299. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-02-04 television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-02-05 Pub. Date: 2007-02-04
Image Number: 16012
Caption: Gregs-list.org. Jobs: TV_video/find talent. Opera Singer for commercial jingle. Search. Experienced opera singer available for freelance work. 25 years of broadcast, national, international, regional and local work experience. Multiple awards, including six Emmys, nine Clios, and an Academy Award-nominated theme song from "Time Bandits 3." Clients include Spielberg, Lucas, Almodovar, Whedon, Moore, Straczynski, Eastwood, Hitchcock, Lasseter, etc. Lost all reels, pay stubs in a fire and have no documentation. However, just speaking with me you will know I have the pipes. Oh, and sometimes my past clients pretend they've never even heard of me. It's a little game we play.
     
300. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-01-31 television 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-01-31 Pub. Date: 2007-01-31
Image Number: 15969
Caption: Many officials believe our ongoing occupation of Iraq is destroying that country's government. In keeping with Secretary's Rice's warning of military action against any country destabilizing Iraq, the President has deployed naval forces to Washington, D.C. Will he successfully intimidate himself, or will there be war? But first our top story: The ongoing feud between Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell apparently has nothing to do with Britney Spears.
     
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