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361. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2006-10-24 telephone 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2006-10-25 Pub. Date: 2006-10-24
Image Number: 15071
Caption: Hello, you have reached the Johnsons. All of our family members are currently busy sharing the events of their day. Please continue to hold, and the next available 4-year-old will be with you shortly. Machines Programmed for Telemarketers.
     
362. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-09-22 telephone 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-09-25 Pub. Date: 2006-09-22
Image Number: 14769
Caption: Hi, this is James Olsen, from the Candorville Chronicle. Oh dear God! The paper that ran my article! I've been too afraid to call and ask for a job. I've e-mailed you several times but you haven't responded. You have? Yes, I mentioned how I'm a deposed Nigerian general and needed your help to hide $39 million. At the end of the e-mail, I mentioned we have a job opening here at the Chronicle. Why didn't you call me back?
     
363. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-09-16 telephone 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-09-16 Pub. Date: 2006-09-16
Image Number: 14666
Caption: Hello, mom. You've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone because I've fathered the love-child of a crazy vegetarian chick, and I'm trying to work up the nerve to pursue a high-paying job so I can afford to marry her and feed them all the roots and hay they desire. Please leave a blood-curdling scream, and I'll get back to you when my ears stop ringing. Beep.
     
364. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-22 telephone 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-09-05 Pub. Date: 2006-08-22
Image Number: 14475
Caption: Hello, Iran? Lemont Brown, from the Candorville Courier. Care to comment on the Israel-Hezbollah War? Yes, there needs to be a broader plan for lasting peace. Peace, peace, peace. Wow. I didn't expect… Long term, the best way to ensure peace is to destroy Israel. Um... good talk, Mr. President. If they are all dead, we can live in peace with them.
     
365. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-26 telephone 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-08-29 Pub. Date: 2006-08-26
Image Number: 14526
Caption: Hello momma, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm busy finally living up to your expectations. Ironically, I'm not too busy to talk to you. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you when I retire. Beep.
     
366. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2006-08-29 telephone 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2006-08-29 Pub. Date: 2006-08-29
Image Number: 14547
Caption: I was going to call and order a la-z-boy ™ recliner, but man, the phone's way over there.
     
367. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-17 telephone 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-08-17 Pub. Date: 2006-08-17
Image Number: 14436
Caption: Secretary Rumsfeld, is Iraq embroiled in a civil war? Oh, my… Is there constant carnage between difference sects? YOU BET! But is it a civil war? Are they wearing blue or grey uniforms? No. Is there a Ken Burns documentary about it? Absolutely not. ...so I don't think you can it a classic "civil war" at this point.
     
368. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2006-08-17 telephone 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2006-08-17 Pub. Date: 2006-08-17
Image Number: 14435
Caption: Your stuff when you're not home. You have mail! You have 4 new messages! You have cold coffee! You have cottage cheese I can't keep fresh much longer!
     
369. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-15 telephone 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-08-15 Pub. Date: 2006-08-15
Image Number: 14431
Caption: Lemont Interviews Defense Secretary Rumsfeld for his blog. Violence seems to be worsening in Iraq. Is it? That depends… violence is always higher in the spring, summer and fall. That's most of the year, Mr. Secretary. Is it? I suppose it depends on what you mean by "year."
     
370. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-08 telephone 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-08-08 Pub. Date: 2006-08-08
Image Number: 14298
Caption: Why should I call the Chronicle for a job? What if I don't sound impressive on the phone? They reprinted an article from my blog without asking my permission! What if I talk them out of like me? I mean, that's just wrong. Unprincipled! I'll just screw it all up. You are impressive, they will like you, and you won't screw it up. Lady, we spend too much time together.
     
371. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-07 telephone 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-08-07 Pub. Date: 2006-08-07
Image Number: 14297
Caption: So Lemont, what did they say? Who? Y'know, the paper that reprinted an article from your blog last month. What did they say when you called them about a job? …called them? Ulcer coming on. If they like me that much, they should call me.
     
372. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-07-29 telephone 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-07-29 Pub. Date: 2006-07-29
Image Number: 14288
Caption: Hey, Lemont, what're you doing? I'm just sitting here googling myself, Susan. Y'know, you can go blind if you do that too much. If you stare at the computer too much it can wreck your vision. Excuse me?
     
373. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2006-07-29 telephone 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2006-07-29 Pub. Date: 2006-07-29
Image Number: 14268
Caption: The Pot calling the Kettle collect. You heard me… reverse the charges.
     
374. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2006-06-26 telephone 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2006-07-25 Pub. Date: 2006-06-26
Image Number: 14232
Caption: I wasn't screening my calls! I just can't make it to the phone before the machine picks up!
     
375. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-07-06 telephone 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-07-21 Pub. Date: 2006-07-06
Image Number: 14166
Caption: You've reached the office of Mayor Ernest. If you're a member of the press calling to ask whether I think I can govern effectively even though I've just been arrested, press one. Of course I can! You will now return to the main menu. If you're calling about a pothole on your street, contact my defense attorney.
     
376. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2006-07-03 telephone 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2006-07-03 Pub. Date: 2006-07-03
Image Number: 14239
Caption: How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of…it's a smoke detector.
     
377. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2006-06-29 telephone 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2006-06-29 Pub. Date: 2006-06-29
Image Number: 14137
Caption: Your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up, look in the mirror, and ask yourself, how hard can it be to punch seven stupid numbers in a row? And try again.
     
378. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2006-05-10 telephone 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2006-05-10 Pub. Date: 2006-05-10
Image Number: 13695
Caption: Le Gourmet Bistro. Paging Mister Zah, paging Mister Zah. Do we have a Pete Zah here?
     
379. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2006-04-18 telephone 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2006-04-18 Pub. Date: 2006-04-18
Image Number: 13486
Caption: I can't bark at a mailman for a week? What'll I do? How will I live? Can I have a FedEx pickup? Grimm, hang up the phone!
     
380. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-04-08 telephone 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-04-10 Pub. Date: 2006-04-08
Image Number: 13425
Caption: Susan Garcia meets with her new client. How's this for an ad campaign … We use a jazzy slogan to make people forget that you're tormenting New Orleans for providing free high-speed internet access to hurricane victims. Something like "At Bellsouth, we don't give a @#$% about the people who suffered the worst natural disaster in American history." Do you have anything jazzier?
     
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