Nyah! Everyone has a boyfriend except Twig! Teddy! Stop! Who cares? I don't need a boy to validate my self-worth. Very mature! I'm proud of you.
I'm tearing up my yard to plant veggies. It's to survive the depression. Ok. Have you gardened before? No. How hard can it be? Tree's Tree Nursery. Plant seeds. Water. Weed. Presto. Pick the fresh cans of peas right off the vine! This will be an amusing depression.