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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-09-08 |
| Image Number: |
20484 |
| Caption: |
Goe teem. How much did we budget for our english department this year? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-15 |
| Image Number: |
169754 |
| Caption: |
I don't like school. My teacher is mean. Oh, that's too bad. But you should try to be like this flower, Nelson, and bloom where you're planted. No matter where I put this flower, it blooms. It doesn't whine and say, Oh, I don't get enough sun! or Poor me, I don't get enough shade! It just keeps on doing its best, not matter what. This flower is plastic. Yes, there are many lessons to be learned from Mother Nature.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jay Stephens Bob Weber, Jr. |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Oh, Brother! |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-01-30 |
| Image Number: |
58194 |
| Caption: |
Bud, didn't that lion tamer used to be your teacher? Yup, that's Mr. Reilly. He said he quit to take a less stressful job. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Zits |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-02 |
| Image Number: |
170089 |
| Caption: |
Ms. Hamm, do you give points for class participation? Yes, Pierce. Ms. Hamm? Yes, Pierce? Thank you. You're welcome. Ms. Hamm? Yes, Pierce? Would you call this participation? Sigh!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bruce Tinsley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mallard Fillmore |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-02 |
| Image Number: |
170030 |
| Caption: |
A California high school history teacher was suspended for staring a dialogue with her students … about whether schools would support walkouts for conservative as well as liberal causes.* C.P.5. She could still face charges of encouraging critical thinking in a public school. *thehill.com
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Toomey |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Sherman's Lagoon |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-27 |
| Image Number: |
169777 |
| Caption: |
That was a mega-yacht we saw yesterday. A what? A mega-yacht. It's like a regular yacht, only mega. You really missed your calling as an educator. And a Ninja.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Hilary Price |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rhymes with Orange |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-24 |
| Image Number: |
169594 |
| Caption: |
The Interview. Maybe with some practice? I'm sorry, Ms. Smith, but you just don't meet the board's requirements for teaching kindergarten.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-05 |
| Image Number: |
53768 |
| Caption: |
Ms. Stacke got a low ranking. My mom wants to switch me to a better teacher. Harsh. I like her. Me too. The rankings stink. They skip the important stuff. Like looks. And easy grading. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jay Stephens Bob Weber, Jr. |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Oh, Brother! |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-01-27 |
| Image Number: |
58191 |
| Caption: |
My teacher can't remember my name! She calls me Alec! But she does say I'm a smart Alec! So that's good, I guess. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-04 |
| Image Number: |
53767 |
| Caption: |
Ranking teachers is a terrible idea. They're trying to get rid of the bad ones. School. West Fester Junior High. But just thing if we only had good teachers. What a nightmare! We'd have no one to blame but ourselves. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Hambrock |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-18 |
| Image Number: |
169033 |
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Edison imagines the potential challenges mankind could face in the far-distant future. This traffic is a nightmare! It's taken me 4.2 seconds to fly just eight hundred kilometers! 4.2 seconds!! They forced out teacher into retirement today and replaced her with a coffee maker. It's a notice from our health insurance company. Our premiums are going up another $206,004 a month. United States Postal Service. The sizes of all my favorite candy bars have shrunk again. Itty-bitty candy bars. Very dystopian. And very not nice.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-03 |
| Image Number: |
53766 |
| Caption: |
How's your math class, Teddy? Ok. Is your teacher any good? I guess. Are you learning anything? Dunno. Standardized tests may be imperfect … but they tell us more than our son does. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-02 |
| Image Number: |
53765 |
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We're thinking of transferring Teddy to a better math teacher. Why? His is ranked "incompetent" in the teacher ratings. She shouldn't be allowed to teach! If parents were ranked … No one would be allowed to have children! We wouldn't need any teachers. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-01 |
| Image Number: |
53719 |
| Caption: |
The paper ranks local teachers. Teddy's math teacher is barely competent. Let's transfer him! Why? It's good training for the real world … Of barely competent bosses, bankers and political candidates. Ahh. Bad teaching: The foundation of our democracy. Precisely. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Hilary Price |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rhymes with Orange |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-16 |
| Image Number: |
168286 |
| Caption: |
The Conference. Sadly, she learned that from me. Your daughter's beyond her years in gym - she plans to go, then finds some excuse not to. Aa Bb.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-22 |
| Image Number: |
167650 |
| Caption: |
A teacher stood up during a public comment portion of a school board meeting … and calmly said it was wrong to give their unelected superintendent a $38,000 pay raise while the teachers got nothing and class sizes grew. Lemme guess what was next. A cop threw her to the ground, cuffed her, dragged her outta there an' arrested her. Clyde! You started watching the news? Don't need to, bruh. America a police state.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-14 |
| Image Number: |
166602 |
| Caption: |
Don't forget we're having steak for dinner tonight! What'll I have for lunch then? Hmm … how about a steak? Sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle sizzle. Wow! A sizzling steak! Someone taught the chef well! Sizzle sizzle. Not really, but I had a great ventriloquism teacher! Okay, you can stop! Sizzle sizzle.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-12 |
| Image Number: |
166921 |
| Caption: |
My new students' test scores are great, but the principal thinks I should be getting more likes and retweets. Faculty.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-08 |
| Image Number: |
166973 |
| Caption: |
My sister Pearl is mad at me because I accidentally called her Linda. I didn't mean to. It's just that I know so darn many Lindas! The lady who does my hair, our Sunday school teacher, our mail carrier … Oh, don’t worry about it. She shouldn't be so critical. What's in a name anyhow? You're right. Thanks, Linda.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-10-17 |
| Image Number: |
52790 |
| Caption: |
Parents are demanding to see the value-added scores of all West Fester's teachers. Excellent! Will you sign our petition? Of course! It's our right!! Plus, It'll help the bad teachers improve! So important! Hello! Kids have a petition too! Let's see. We're ranking the district's parents. Care to sign? But it will help bad parents improve! Slam! |
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