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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-01-14 |
| Image Number: |
30696 |
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Delta can't be cut from the trip! She's waited 3 years for this! I'm truly sorry. It was a fair draw. Then I offer myself instead! Wait. Why not just raise more money? How will you earn $800 in 3 weeks? Hm…What? Why are you looking at me? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-01-25 |
| Image Number: |
30707 |
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Look at this! My homework pile is 21 inches high! That's 7 inches more than last year - a 50% increase! Why do 100% of my teachers give 100% homework 100% of the time? 5 subjects, an hour each = 5 hours of homework! If I could eliminate just one subject, I'd have an extra hour. The Daily Dose. What subject would you eliminate? I dunno. Probably math. When do I ever use that? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-12 |
| Image Number: |
180299 |
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1982. Momma says I should be a teacher when I grow up. I said I want to be a writer, and she said 40 years from now, nobody's gonna read.. I said I want to be an astronaut, and she said we already did the moon, and 40 years from now, NASA's gonna be out of a business. Why a teacher, though? Momma said The one thing we know people will still be doing in 40 years is making kids. So I asked her how they make kids. That's when she said I should be an astronaut. My mama can never make up her mind either.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-01-10 |
| Image Number: |
30692 |
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This class trip to Washington, DC is a big undertaking, Miss Phelps. Lots to plan. Yes. But it will be so thrilling. Be prepared for rowdy behavior. Some people get a bit out of control on these trips. Are you talking about students or teachers? Miss Phelps! What are you suggesting? What are you hearing? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-01-13 |
| Image Number: |
30695 |
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Class, we have bad news about your DC trip. Your fund is $800 short. We have to cut one student. I have 30 slips of paper here - one has an X on it…Whew. I made it. Delta? Um… |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-01-09 |
| Image Number: |
30691 |
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My parents said they'd chaperone the DC trip. Excellent! Your mom and dad are so fun! Yeah! Really? I sure don't see them that way. That's cuz they're not people to you. Yeah. Your parents don't become people until you're like 35. Anyway, it's nice to have cool chaperones. As an antidote to uncool ones. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-01-06 |
| Image Number: |
30688 |
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Class, give counselor Phelps your attention. Thank you, Mr. Fogarty. I'm here with information about our upcoming trip to DC. You may go IF you have at least a C+ grade average. Dee Sea? Where's that? I'm guessing you won't be going, Tiffany. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-05-17 |
| Image Number: |
23328 |
| Caption: |
Pure self. Deep. Shallow. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-26 |
| Image Number: |
179243 |
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School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milky Way would be best. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-19 |
| Image Number: |
179093 |
| Caption: |
Hi Mrs. Cass. It's Lemont Brown, your pupil from Baldwin kindergarten class of 1980. I'm writing my memoir, and I'm hoping you can check your records and confirm that I'm remembering an incident from back then correctly. That time I led the class in a rebellion against naptime ... Do your files show that I shouted You have nothing to lose but your blankies? Oh, you don't? ... So I guess you were lying when you said it would go down on my permanent record ... Yes ma'am, I have been waiting 40 years to do that.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-23 |
| Image Number: |
178670 |
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What are you so happy about, Lemont? Well, this morning Lionel and I had breakfast at Pancake-ville. When it came time to calculate a tip, I asked my phone What's 22% of $22.22? and my phone told me. That's when it occurred to me, we're living in the future! We have electric cars, drones, instant knowledge at our fingertips ... It's the future I've dreamt of my entire life! (Sigh) ... you always did hate math. Only in the future can a man track down his old math teacher on Facebook and gloat.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-17 |
| Image Number: |
178142 |
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White supremacist moves into town … Florida teen accused of posing as a doctor. Denies diagnosing patients … Middle school teacher secretly ran white supremacist podcast … AR-15 rifles to protect crops from hogs … What on earth do you Google that makes youtube think you want to watch all that? The most inbred people of all time.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-31 |
| Image Number: |
177797 |
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1982. Mr. Barnhouse must've really liked my art project. He said I should dedicate my whole entire life to it. It's a snow globe. And inside the snow globe is a little boy named Tommy Westphall. And Tommy is holding a tiny snow globe of his own. And inside Tommy's snow globe is an entire universe filled with people who each secretly have their own snow globes. And so on. I'm not sure Lemont, you should be committed for life means what you think it means. Mr. Barnhouse backed away slowly when he said it. That's a sign of respect.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-15 |
| Image Number: |
177883 |
| Caption: |
Quiz 2 + 2 = 2 + 2 This is a mathematics professor and my attorney. They'll explain why my answer is technically and legally correct. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-02 |
| Image Number: |
177386 |
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1982. You won Best Book Report in Mrs. Cass's class. I did what? I overheard her talking to Mr. Barnhouse about it. They're gonna give you a blue ribbon and a cupcake in class tomorrow. Wow. Oh wow! I've never won anything in my whole entire life before. This is awesome! This means everything! I thought you said awards didn't mean anything. That was when I hadn't won any.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-04-23 |
| Image Number: |
177336 |
| Caption: |
You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-04-12 |
| Image Number: |
22740 |
| Caption: |
If my son Joey says he forgot it was in his pouch when he came to school…I know…you believe him. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-06-02 |
| Image Number: |
4077 |
| Caption: |
I couldn't do my homework this weekend. My whole family slobbed-out. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-09-07 |
| Image Number: |
8176 |
| Caption: |
Well, now that we've all cleared security - welcome to first grade! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-01-09 |
| Image Number: |
176121 |
| Caption: |
Economics. We're having a surprise little test. What market bubble will be next to burst? This is a "pop" quiz! |
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