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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-19 |
| Image Number: |
179093 |
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Hi Mrs. Cass. It's Lemont Brown, your pupil from Baldwin kindergarten class of 1980. I'm writing my memoir, and I'm hoping you can check your records and confirm that I'm remembering an incident from back then correctly. That time I led the class in a rebellion against naptime ... Do your files show that I shouted You have nothing to lose but your blankies? Oh, you don't? ... So I guess you were lying when you said it would go down on my permanent record ... Yes ma'am, I have been waiting 40 years to do that.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-23 |
| Image Number: |
178670 |
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What are you so happy about, Lemont? Well, this morning Lionel and I had breakfast at Pancake-ville. When it came time to calculate a tip, I asked my phone What's 22% of $22.22? and my phone told me. That's when it occurred to me, we're living in the future! We have electric cars, drones, instant knowledge at our fingertips ... It's the future I've dreamt of my entire life! (Sigh) ... you always did hate math. Only in the future can a man track down his old math teacher on Facebook and gloat.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-17 |
| Image Number: |
178142 |
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White supremacist moves into town … Florida teen accused of posing as a doctor. Denies diagnosing patients … Middle school teacher secretly ran white supremacist podcast … AR-15 rifles to protect crops from hogs … What on earth do you Google that makes youtube think you want to watch all that? The most inbred people of all time.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-31 |
| Image Number: |
177797 |
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1982. Mr. Barnhouse must've really liked my art project. He said I should dedicate my whole entire life to it. It's a snow globe. And inside the snow globe is a little boy named Tommy Westphall. And Tommy is holding a tiny snow globe of his own. And inside Tommy's snow globe is an entire universe filled with people who each secretly have their own snow globes. And so on. I'm not sure Lemont, you should be committed for life means what you think it means. Mr. Barnhouse backed away slowly when he said it. That's a sign of respect.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-15 |
| Image Number: |
177883 |
| Caption: |
Quiz 2 + 2 = 2 + 2 This is a mathematics professor and my attorney. They'll explain why my answer is technically and legally correct. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-02 |
| Image Number: |
177386 |
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1982. You won Best Book Report in Mrs. Cass's class. I did what? I overheard her talking to Mr. Barnhouse about it. They're gonna give you a blue ribbon and a cupcake in class tomorrow. Wow. Oh wow! I've never won anything in my whole entire life before. This is awesome! This means everything! I thought you said awards didn't mean anything. That was when I hadn't won any.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-04-23 |
| Image Number: |
177336 |
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You're bored. Not true. It's understandable, you're a teacher on summer vacation. I'm not bored. I'm just kicking it. You've been staring at me for four hours. It's interesting what you're doing. Stocking canned goods. Fascinating.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-04-12 |
| Image Number: |
22740 |
| Caption: |
If my son Joey says he forgot it was in his pouch when he came to school…I know…you believe him. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-06-02 |
| Image Number: |
4077 |
| Caption: |
I couldn't do my homework this weekend. My whole family slobbed-out. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-09-07 |
| Image Number: |
8176 |
| Caption: |
Well, now that we've all cleared security - welcome to first grade! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-01-09 |
| Image Number: |
176121 |
| Caption: |
Economics. We're having a surprise little test. What market bubble will be next to burst? This is a "pop" quiz! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-01-06 |
| Image Number: |
176118 |
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Campus. Professor Frump is the most respected faculty member here. All the other professors want to be noticed by him. This semester he's teaching three classes. But for some unknown reason lots of students are dropping the second one. He asked why this is happening. Hoping to impress him, sociology and economics scholars rushed to present him with their theories. I guess he should have been more specific when he questioned with the middle class is disappearing. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-04-30 |
| Image Number: |
3797 |
| Caption: |
Cards. Suck-Ups. Boss. Teacher. In-Law. Landlord. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-04 |
| Image Number: |
175198 |
| Caption: |
Grimm, why are you home? My teacher said I'm done with dog school! Oh, is this your diploma? No … a restraining order.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-11-26 |
| Image Number: |
175140 |
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6 x 3 = 18. 7 x 5 = 35. 9 x 3 = 27. 4 x 3 = 12. You say more people are watching your arithmetic classes? No, I said the audience is multiplying. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-11-07 |
| Image Number: |
174829 |
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… and to top it off, after school today, Ms. Jensen asked me what I want to be. Give me a break. House of Java.net Cybercafe. No one knows what they want to be when they grown up. I was the rare exception. I knew someday I'd work at a new high-tech giant. Huh? She wanted to know what I wanted to be in some stupid fall play. She assigned me the singing cactus. Never, ever lie. But if anyone asks, I work at Apple.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-10-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-10-06 |
| Image Number: |
174230 |
| Caption: |
Wow, your obituary is full of typos. English teacher in hell.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-09-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2002-12-20 |
| Image Number: |
3688 |
| Caption: |
You can do a lot with computer models, but at some point you have to use real animals. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-02-09 |
| Image Number: |
3559 |
| Caption: |
If you think Mr. Pesner is boring, check out his website! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-30 |
| Image Number: |
173234 |
| Caption: |
Mom hired a new tutor to teach you to play dead.
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