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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-04-30 |
| Image Number: |
3797 |
| Caption: |
Cards. Suck-Ups. Boss. Teacher. In-Law. Landlord. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-04 |
| Image Number: |
175198 |
| Caption: |
Grimm, why are you home? My teacher said I'm done with dog school! Oh, is this your diploma? No … a restraining order.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-11-26 |
| Image Number: |
175140 |
| Caption: |
6 x 3 = 18. 7 x 5 = 35. 9 x 3 = 27. 4 x 3 = 12. You say more people are watching your arithmetic classes? No, I said the audience is multiplying. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-11-07 |
| Image Number: |
174829 |
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… and to top it off, after school today, Ms. Jensen asked me what I want to be. Give me a break. House of Java.net Cybercafe. No one knows what they want to be when they grown up. I was the rare exception. I knew someday I'd work at a new high-tech giant. Huh? She wanted to know what I wanted to be in some stupid fall play. She assigned me the singing cactus. Never, ever lie. But if anyone asks, I work at Apple.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-10-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-10-06 |
| Image Number: |
174230 |
| Caption: |
Wow, your obituary is full of typos. English teacher in hell.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-09-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2002-12-20 |
| Image Number: |
3688 |
| Caption: |
You can do a lot with computer models, but at some point you have to use real animals. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-02-09 |
| Image Number: |
3559 |
| Caption: |
If you think Mr. Pesner is boring, check out his website! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-30 |
| Image Number: |
173234 |
| Caption: |
Mom hired a new tutor to teach you to play dead.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-06 |
| Image Number: |
170894 |
| Caption: |
Spider Preschool.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-09-08 |
| Image Number: |
20484 |
| Caption: |
Goe teem. How much did we budget for our english department this year? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-15 |
| Image Number: |
169754 |
| Caption: |
I don't like school. My teacher is mean. Oh, that's too bad. But you should try to be like this flower, Nelson, and bloom where you're planted. No matter where I put this flower, it blooms. It doesn't whine and say, Oh, I don't get enough sun! or Poor me, I don't get enough shade! It just keeps on doing its best, not matter what. This flower is plastic. Yes, there are many lessons to be learned from Mother Nature.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-05 |
| Image Number: |
53768 |
| Caption: |
Ms. Stacke got a low ranking. My mom wants to switch me to a better teacher. Harsh. I like her. Me too. The rankings stink. They skip the important stuff. Like looks. And easy grading. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-04 |
| Image Number: |
53767 |
| Caption: |
Ranking teachers is a terrible idea. They're trying to get rid of the bad ones. School. West Fester Junior High. But just thing if we only had good teachers. What a nightmare! We'd have no one to blame but ourselves. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-03 |
| Image Number: |
53766 |
| Caption: |
How's your math class, Teddy? Ok. Is your teacher any good? I guess. Are you learning anything? Dunno. Standardized tests may be imperfect … but they tell us more than our son does. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-02 |
| Image Number: |
53765 |
| Caption: |
We're thinking of transferring Teddy to a better math teacher. Why? His is ranked "incompetent" in the teacher ratings. She shouldn't be allowed to teach! If parents were ranked … No one would be allowed to have children! We wouldn't need any teachers. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-01 |
| Image Number: |
53719 |
| Caption: |
The paper ranks local teachers. Teddy's math teacher is barely competent. Let's transfer him! Why? It's good training for the real world … Of barely competent bosses, bankers and political candidates. Ahh. Bad teaching: The foundation of our democracy. Precisely. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-22 |
| Image Number: |
167650 |
| Caption: |
A teacher stood up during a public comment portion of a school board meeting … and calmly said it was wrong to give their unelected superintendent a $38,000 pay raise while the teachers got nothing and class sizes grew. Lemme guess what was next. A cop threw her to the ground, cuffed her, dragged her outta there an' arrested her. Clyde! You started watching the news? Don't need to, bruh. America a police state.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-08 |
| Image Number: |
166973 |
| Caption: |
My sister Pearl is mad at me because I accidentally called her Linda. I didn't mean to. It's just that I know so darn many Lindas! The lady who does my hair, our Sunday school teacher, our mail carrier … Oh, don’t worry about it. She shouldn't be so critical. What's in a name anyhow? You're right. Thanks, Linda.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-10-17 |
| Image Number: |
52790 |
| Caption: |
Parents are demanding to see the value-added scores of all West Fester's teachers. Excellent! Will you sign our petition? Of course! It's our right!! Plus, It'll help the bad teachers improve! So important! Hello! Kids have a petition too! Let's see. We're ranking the district's parents. Care to sign? But it will help bad parents improve! Slam! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-18 |
| Image Number: |
166023 |
| Caption: |
Ralph, when you say don't mess with that Poodle, she's the teacher's pet. Dog School. Do you mean … she's the teacher's pet or she's the teacher's pet?
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