| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
King Baloo |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-06 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-01-01 |
| Image Number: |
1309 |
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I'll need a small tax increase. I've been unsure of myself lately, so I need to hire some yes-men. |
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| King Baloo by Bob Thaves (1990-01-01) |
Image #1309 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-11 |
| Image Number: |
167702 |
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Told you fellers Trump would make America great ag'n. He weren't lyin', neither. At&T gave out bonuses. Sure they laid off a buncha folks at the same time, but twasn't none of them me, so that don't count. Wal-Mart gave a buncha workers raises … An' they laid off a buncha folks at Sam's Club at the same time, but twasn't none of them me, go that don't count. MAGA. Over a hundred companies are givin' out one-time $1000 bonuses an' sayin' it's 'cause of the billions of dollars in tax cuts they got. During the last gilded age, the robber barons sometimes handed out pocket change to the poor. They were placating the masses who wanted to break up their huge, unscrupulous, slave-wage-paying corporations. Sounds like fake hist'ry to me. Just saying, $1000 isn't much to pay for pitchfork insurance. We eat the poor.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2018-02-11) |
Image #167702 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-11 |
| Image Number: |
167765 |
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Told you fellers Trump would make America great ag'n. He weren't lyin', neither. At&T gave out bonuses. Sure they laid off a buncha folks at the same time, but twasn't none of them me, so that don't count. Wal-Mart gave a buncha workers raises … An' they laid off a buncha folks at Sam's Club at the same time, but twasn't none of them me, go that don't count. MAGA. Over a hundred companies are givin' out one-time $1000 bonuses an' sayin' it's 'cause of the billions of dollars in tax cuts they got. During the last gilded age, the robber barons sometimes handed out pocket change to the poor. They were placating the masses who wanted to break up their huge, unscrupulous, slave-wage-paying corporations. Sounds like fake hist'ry to me. Just saying, $1000 isn't much to pay for pitchfork insurance. We eat the poor.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-02-11) |
Image #167765 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-04 |
| Image Number: |
167390 |
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I've been thinking about how out of control things have gotten, minion. This won't end well. This is a land of immigrants. But the republic elected a leader who says things like "Why are we having all these people from censored countries come here?" … A president who says we need more people form countries like Norway. Who said "Why do we need more Haitians? Take them out." ... A guy who said some of the white supremacists with torches in Charlottesville were very fine people." A guy who tweeted an image during his campaign that suggested the vast majority of white murder victims are killed by black people, when in reality they're mostly killed by white people. A guy who shouts about every single instance of Muslim terrorism, but was totally silent when the DOJ charged a white supremacist with terrorism ... but he's good on taxes for the 1%, so it evens out ... Get back to work, lackey, my gold coins won't polish themselves. Wait ... you were serious about that?
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-02-04) |
Image #167390 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-02 |
| Image Number: |
167933 |
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On today's Ask Sadie Show, I, Sadie Cohen, will discuss one topic: Marie Antoinette. Specifically, we'll talk about how, when the peasants of France were dying from bread shortages, she said … Let them eat one-time $1000 bonuses, so they wont notice that the aristocrats have all pocketed Louis XVI's massive tax cuts and are laying off peasants left and right. Pretty sure she's paraphrasing. I feel like cake, for some reason.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-02-02) |
Image #167933 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-30 |
| Image Number: |
168868 |
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Tax Advisor. Not being able to save any of it doesn't make it "pass-through income." |
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| Frank and Ernest by Bob Thaves Tom Thaves (2018-01-30) |
Image #168868 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-28 |
| Image Number: |
167088 |
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Hi, I just got a notice that I owe $30k t the city in past freelance taxes. That's right. Because you didn't file as a business between 2007 and 2013. I wasn't a business. I was a reporter for a newspaper. They paid you with a 1099 instead of W-2. That makes you a business. They paid me with a 1099 so they could get away with not giving me benefits, and so they wouldn't have to give me paid time off! That doesn't mean I was running a business! Yes it does. I see you earned less than $100k per year. You wouldn't owe us anything if you filed for an exemption during the years you owed those taxes. You never told me this tax even existed! I'm not gonna pay you $30,000 for a tax I didn't owe just because you never told me I didn't owe it! You're right, sir. If you include the penalties, you're actually gonna pay us $38,000. You're going to make me become a Republican! You know that, right?! There's no special exemption for Republicans.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2018-01-28) |
Image #167088 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
King Baloo |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-23 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-01-01 |
| Image Number: |
331 |
| Caption: |
Surprise! Instead of a tax cut, you're each going to get a free kitten! |
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| King Baloo by Bob Thaves (1990-01-01) |
Image #331 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-21 |
| Image Number: |
166993 |
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Tonight on The Price is Right! Three people compete … to the death. Animal Planet brings you the gruesome mating dance of the preying … CNBC stock analysts, Jane Ponziskeem and Chuck Boughtman. You two both see, to agree the President's tax … Calamity was the most apocalyptic thing that ever happened in the history of the inner solar system. The devastating impact blew much of the earth's crust into orbit. After millions of years, it all coalesced to form ... Disney. The company now owns much of our popular culture. Aside from its catalogue of Disney films, the behemoth now owns the rights to Star Wars, the rights to X-Men, the rights to the Fantastic Four, and the rights to - you're behind. But you can catch up easily! You can get your revenge, with Montezuma energy drink! Side effects may include projectile hurling, incontinence, colorectal warming, and -- Whales! Admiral, there be whales here! Well done, Mister Scott. How soon can we be ready for warp speed?
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-01-21) |
Image #166993 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Sam Hurt |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Queen of the Universe |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-09 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-11-15 |
| Image Number: |
36471 |
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Uncle Ratliff … My allowance, please … Huh? Oh, yeah! Sure - Just a sec. Here you go, Peaches - A big, fat, shiny nickel. Uh-oh … Hold on - I almost forgot something … Tap tap tap. There. Now you're all set … Dan that darn government withholding. |
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| Queen of the Universe by Sam Hurt (1990-11-15) |
Image #36471 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-15 |
| Image Number: |
166766 |
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IRS. Face it, the best we can hope is that they'll file online. They're never going to friend us on Facebook. |
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| Frank and Ernest by Bob Thaves Tom Thaves (2017-12-15) |
Image #166766 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-12 |
| Image Number: |
166002 |
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Homeless, please help. Because they say, come tax time, it'll make a huge difference. Homeless, please help LLC.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2017-12-12) |
Image #166002 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-03 |
| Image Number: |
165351 |
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Every time a cop shoots a black man, someone tries to change the subject by saying "yeah but … black-on-black crime is a much bigger problem." Let's imagine they did that for everything. Let's do this. "Taxes are too high." Yeh but … you rent cost a lot more, so whachoo whinin' 'bout? "Politicians don't listen to us." Yeh, but ... men don't truly listen to women in they relationships. Deal widdat first, if you serious about people bein' heard. "The city should fix all these potholes." Yeh but ... erytime a big meteor hit us, it make craters bigger'n all the potholes combined. How I'm supposed to take you serious about them potholes when I ain't never heard you say nothin' about them in asteroid craters? Good game, Clyde.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2017-12-03) |
Image #165351 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-02 |
| Image Number: |
165445 |
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Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" radio hour. You're on, Kenosha. What's your problem?! I'm a grad student pursuing my PhD. in robotics. Under the recent tax plan that passed the House, I'd have to count my tuition waiver as income, even though I never received any actual money. This would put me in a higher tax bracket and I'd have to drop out because I could never afford to pay those taxes. Good riddance, Poindexter. Science is nothing but gobbledygook anyway. Studies have shown that's not the case.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2017-12-02) |
Image #165445 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-21 |
| Image Number: |
165177 |
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You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! The Senate. They tried AGAIN to repeal Obamacare, this time by hiding it in the tax bill. When's it going to stop? It's so repetitive. This reminds me of "Groundhog Day," that film where that lovely Mr. Bill Murray went from having a great personality to being a horrible loser. Um ... I don't think that's what you were supposed to take from the movie. There is one adorable deleted scene with a chainsaw. It's on the Youtube.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2017-11-21) |
Image #165177 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-07 |
| Image Number: |
166729 |
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The tax overhaul will be just like my engine overhaul --- In the beginning there's lots of incomprehensible terminology and at the end I'll be given a big bill! |
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| Frank and Ernest by Bob Thaves Tom Thaves (2017-11-07) |
Image #166729 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-08 |
| Image Number: |
164582 |
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IRS. The man who audited Ernie's tax return has a second job as a chef. He's acquired a taste for this duel career. In an audit he likes peeling off the surface to see if the books have been cooked. He slices and dices every ingredient in a tax return. Then he lets you sit and stew before turning up the heat and grilling you. And a tax audit ends like the preparation of a fine dining meal, with the garnishing of wages. |
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| Frank and Ernest by Bob Thaves Tom Thaves (2017-10-08) |
Image #164582 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-27 |
| Image Number: |
163105 |
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Boss, what do you mean you're "preparing for the widening of the gap between rich and poor"? Congress is about to force every poor person who wants to claim the earned income credit to endure an IRS audit first. The working poor can't afford lawyers, and they're too busy cobbling together a living from multiple jobs and gigs to do all the paperwork, so ... ipso facto ... I'm not exactly sure how, but I have faith that the money they'll be too scared to claim is going to end up in my pocket. He's devout very-bad-mannist.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2017-09-27) |
Image #163105 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
King Baloo |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-12 |
Pub. Date: |
1988-12-29 |
| Image Number: |
316 |
| Caption: |
I want you to come up with some good sound theological reasons for a tax hike. |
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| King Baloo by Bob Thaves (1988-12-29) |
Image #316 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-27 |
| Image Number: |
161361 |
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Excuse me, sir, if it's not too much trouble … Hi, Democrats. What can I get you? Coffee Sandwiches? An explanation. We introduced our bold new plan last month: "A Better Deal," but the progressives still aren't impressed. What more could they ask for? We focus-group tested the heck out of the slogan. It was the least objectionable and least un-inspiring of the bunch! It evokes FDR's "New Deal" and LBJ's "Fair Deal" without over-promising. We don't want to risk over-promising. It even sounded progressive! We mentioned tax credits to retrains workers, a $15 minimum wage (eventually), regulating prescription drug prices, and busting monopolies, maybe. We even said we'd think about forming a committee to consider considering sing-payer health care, among many other more corporate-donor-friendly options that aren't single-payer. And we introduced it with an editorial vowing not to expand government or move our party in one direction or another along the political spectrum. Bold! So why didn't that fire up the progressive base? ... Hello?
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2017-08-27) |
Image #161361 |
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