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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-04-01 taste 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-04-01 Pub. Date: 2018-04-01
Image Number: 169546
Caption: I made some Kraft mac & cheese the other day. Why you ain't called me, bruh? I'da ate some. That's not the point, Clyde. The point is, it didn't taste anywhere near as delicious as it did when I was a kid. Serves you right. You think maybe they changed the formula? Did they find out something in it was dangerous? Did they do it to save money? The thought kept me up all night. Finally, at 3 a.m., I tweeted Did Kraft change it's formula ... or have I gone crazy ... or is nothing ever as delicious as it was when you were a six-year-old child? You really tryin' hard to find somethin' to be upset about that ain't Trump. I spent all morning taste-testing Froot Loops, KFC, Funyuns, Jell-o pudding pops, etc ... They must've changed their formulas too!
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-12-29 taste 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-12-29 Pub. Date: 2017-12-29
Image Number: 166537
Caption: You do it all the time, bruh. You convinced yourself you loved Justice League an' Batman v Superman. You convinced y'self you like Ghostbusters 2. You convinced y'self you liked From Justice to Kelly … From Justin to Kelly was criminally underrated. I ain't never seen no one so unwilling to admit he got bad taste. As musical romantic comedies starring American Idol competitors go, it was by far the best.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-14 taste 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-14 Pub. Date: 2017-11-14
Image Number: 164871
Caption: I miss Vancouver, Susan. When I'm not with her, it's like I can't breathe. It's like I can barely see color. I can barely feel anything. The taste of my food barely registers. It's as if all the sounds I hear are a pale echo of what they once were. Do you think that means she's the one? I think it means you need health insurance.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-07 taste 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-07 Pub. Date: 2017-09-07
Image Number: 162345
Caption: Tyrone, in all the decades we've known each other, I've never once heard you sing. I sing all the time, Rosencrantz. When I see a child smile, my hearts sings. When I find a tasty burger in the dumpster, my taste buds sing. Those who sing on the inside don't have to sing on the outside. Lean on me ... when you're not strong, I'll be your ... Stop being an exhibitionist. Spare change?
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-01-20 taste 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-01-20 Pub. Date: 2017-01-20
Image Number: 153408
Caption: The next morning, Vancouver and I strolled along the shore to get breakfast. But we never made it to the café, because she said she'd made an important discovery. She said … there was nothing on any menu on earth that could ever taste as good as my lips ... or my earlobe, or the nape of my neck. What do you think of that, Susan? I think she's a cannibal.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-03 taste 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-03 Pub. Date: 2016-07-03
Image Number: 144620
Caption: Whutsis? This is your wake-up call. I know you dreamt of this era ever since you were six, but, let's face it: You're tired of superhero movies. Saywhat now? Your inner child was thrilled, but now he's bored. It's like Disneyland. Asdghmplp. Yes. Remember when you were six ... remember how excited you were at Disneyland at 8am, but howl by 10pm the sight of someone in a Mickey Mouse costume made you feel homicidal? Admit it: If you see one more person in a colorful muscly costume running and jumping, your popcorn is going to taste like misery and tears. Never!!! I'll never tire of zzzzzzzz.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-05-27 taste 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-05-27 Pub. Date: 2016-05-27
Image Number: 143641
Caption: It's too bad the National Cartoonists Society's awards ceremony happens to be in Memphis tomorrow. Tennessee just passed a law allowing therapists to discriminate against lesbian, gay, and transgender people. So now these hundreds of cartoonists are going to be basically supporting a new Jim Crow state. Every hamburger will have segregation sauce. Every glass of booze will be a glass of separate-but-equal. Every Snickers they pull from the minibar will taste of nougaty injustice. I'm getting very hungry.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-27 taste 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-27 Pub. Date: 2015-03-27
Image Number: 124645
Caption: Tyrone, in all the decades we've known each other, I've never once heard you sing. I sing all the time, Rosencrantz. When I see a child smile, my heart sings. When I find a tasty burger in the dumpster, my taste buds sing. Those who sing on the inside don't have to sing on the outside. Lean on me ... when you're not strong, I'll be your ... Stop being an exhibitionist. Spare change?
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-07 taste 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-07 Pub. Date: 2015-01-07
Image Number: 121078
Caption: We're several different people, Clyde. Say what? When I was a kid, I hated wheat bread. When I was a teen, I hated jazz. When I was 25, I hated "Star Trek: Enterprise." Now I love all that stuff. I'm not the same person I was 30, 20 or even 10 years ago. You need me to get you a new ID? I know a guy.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-15 taste 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-15 Pub. Date: 2013-10-15
Image Number: 102719
Caption: Daddy, why do they caw it a buttewfwy? Doth it tathte wike buttew? Um … What? I thed, "why-do-they-caw-it-a-buttewfwy-doth-it-tathte-wike buttew." Um … I'm not sure what you're saying, son. Maybe you have a heawing pwobwem wike Ms. Washidi at day cawe. Ow wite it down fow you, daddy. (Sigh) I ahve no idea what that says, son. Oh man. You'w iwwitewit. too?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-03 taste 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-03 Pub. Date: 2012-12-03
Image Number: 90577
Caption: It's all coming back to me, doc. I was reporting on the Mexican drug cartels … PhD. Then it all went wrong. I got kidnapped. I ignored warnings. I made a mistake. AND THE WORLD ENDED. Lemont? We're still here. If the world ended, how can that be? How can the sky glow after the sun has already set? How can smoke rise after the candle has already gone out? Yes, yes ... How can my tongue still taste all aluminum-y long after I finish the diet cola? Leave the poetry to your patients. PhD. (Published originally on April 27, 2011.)
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-11 taste 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-11 Pub. Date: 2012-08-11
Image Number: 85364
Caption: What do you love most. Toast. I know what you gonna say, Big L … "How can you be sure you love the toast, an' not the bitter on the toast. Well … Some things you just know. I thought maybe you'd say "my friends." Thug 4 Life. Why would I love your friends? You got awful taste in friends. Good talk, Clyde. Thug 4 Life.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-04-08 taste 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-04-08 Pub. Date: 2012-04-08
Image Number: 77837
Caption: All of the women I've dated in the past year pale in comparison to Kelly, because they don’t want me the way Kelly wanted me. Dr. Noodle. I can't settle for someone who doesn’t say she couldn’t live without me, that she'd die if she couldn’t smell my scent, taste my lips ... Like Kelly did. I can't settle for someone who doesn't say she loves me more than her family, more than her work, even more than God. Like Kelly did. Interesting, then, that she kept disappearing for months at a time, never once came to visit you, and only gave you a couple hours of her time when you'd visit her. Does that incongruity tell you anything? Like what? Like maybe NOBODY can ever want you "like Kelly did." Not even Kelly.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-07-13 taste 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-07-13 Pub. Date: 2011-07-13
Image Number: 63189
Caption: To prove Lemont is insane, Roxanne's lawyer questions an eyewitness … Did Mr. Brown ever say anything to you about Roxanne Dubois? He said she snored, had lousy taste in music, didn't appreciate the subtle humor of "I Dream of Jeanne," and that she's a 400-year-old vampire. Would you characterize that as "crazy"? Of course. Everyone knows "Bewitched" was much better. What? What?
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-27 taste 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-27 Pub. Date: 2011-04-27
Image Number: 60245
Caption: It's all coming back to me, Doc. I was reporting on the Mexican drug cartels … then it all went wrong. I got kidnapped. I ignored warnings. I made a mistake. AND THE WORLD ENDED. Lemont? We're still here. If the world ended, how can that be? How can the sky glow after the sun as already set? How can smoke rise after the candle has already gone out? Yes, yes ... how can my tongue still taste all aluminum-y long after I finish the diet cola ... Leave the poetry to your patients.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-12-25 taste 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-12-25 Pub. Date: 2010-12-25
Image Number: 55460
Caption: This egg nog tastes funny. Have you seen my lucky milk bottle? I always keep it in my shoe.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-08-29 taste 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-08-29 Pub. Date: 2010-08-29
Image Number: 51242
Caption: I think I'm starting to get over Kelly, Doc. The seven times she broke up with me are starting to sink in. Seven … I'm already forgetting what I loved about her. Anyway, I'm forgetting her big brown eyes that simmer like the moonlight. I no longer recall her voice, as smooth as silk sheets and as melodious as a songbird ... I've forgotten how her skin was the color of mocha and smelled like lavender, and how her lips tasted like butterscotch candy. I'm glad to see you're making progress. Does that mean you think she'll call me again?
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-08-18 taste 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-08-18 Pub. Date: 2010-08-18
Image Number: 50978
Caption: Audience question: "Lemont, all your character are based on real people. The thug is based on a thug you know. The wise woman is based on a wise woman you know … "Who's the main character based on? You know … the pathetic loser with awful taste in women who never gets any respect?" That one's based on someone I know named YO MOMMA. The cellist? That's Yo Yo Ma. Yeah! Everyone knows that!
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-02-21 taste 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-02-21 Pub. Date: 2010-02-21
Image Number: 44142
Caption: That's funny-looking salt. What's with the salt? It's a blend we have made specially for us. What're all these brown spots? Those are minerals. Iron, phosphorus … mined by hand at the base of the Himalayas. Wow. They give it a tangy aftertaste you can't find anywhere else. I see. And these cobwebs? Silken decorations weaved specifically for us.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-02-05 taste 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-02-05 Pub. Date: 2010-02-05
Image Number: 43632
Caption: You mean it?! You're really finally leaving Roxanne? I figured if I could believe all year that she's an evil vampire trying to conquer the world, maybe she's not exactly the right woman for me. I don't see a flaw in that logic. And I'm not fond of her taste in music. Yes, yes, that is important ...
     
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