Rudy, I'm disturbed by your recent behavior. You â€¦ Flag-burners should be exiled to Mexico. What was that? Never mind. Listen, you were two â€¦ You know who's a loser? Babies. Hold on, minion. I'm on to you. You're trying to distract me from negative news about you by saying ridiculous things. But you're no Donald Trump, Rudy. Rudy, you were two minutes and one second late today. How do you suggest I deal with this? The cast of "Pippi Longstocking" at Langston Elementary rolled their eyes at Mrs. Wilberforce. They should apologize!
Boss, there's a tornado outside! It's five minutes late. What? What are you talking about? Dozens of terrified locals just ran into our café seeking shelter. What should I … wait … You couldn't possibly … couldn't possibly have leased an artificial tornado machine from a Canadian inventor? How do you have time to consider such silly ideas when you should be out there selling the refugees comfort food?