I don't understand why I need a referral from my primary-care doctor to see a specialist I've already seen, who told me himself to come back for a follow-up visit. That's just the way it works. You'll also need a referral from your tailor before we can put you in a hospital gown.
I think you need a new tailor. The closest I've ever been to a tailor was the time I was fitted for a house-arrest ankle bracelet.