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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2014-07-23 |
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2014-07-23 |
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I just need exactly 30 minutes to go to a funeral. Exactly? That's how long it'll take me to march to the archipelago where Bajor was and light a dragon on fire in Bajor's honor. I hope you're going to tell me you're talking about some video game … … because paying for your mental health care would violate my religious beliefs, and the supreme court said I don't have to do that. I dressed my pikemen in black. |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2014-06-07 |
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2014-06-07 |
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You know how sometimes you don’t realize how wrong something you're doing is till you stop doing it? That's how I felt when the supreme court ruled we can't execute prisoners with "mental retardation" just because their IQ is over 70. Why on earth were we using an IQ over 70 to excuse killing the mentally challenged? What kind of incentive is that for anyone to do well on standardized tests? |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2014-04-29 |
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2014-04-29 |
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First the supreme court overturned a crucial part of the Voting Rights Act … … And now it upholds Michigan voters' ban on affirmative action. The court's clearly decided racism's over. So I'm just wondering why'd you beep your car's alarm when you saw me walking by it? Please don't hurt me. |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2013-10-08 |
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2013-10-08 |
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I'm tired of people blaming republicans for the government shutdown. It's both sides' fault. I mean, libs refused to negotiate Obamacare. They insisted it was a done deal. Thank God For Culture Clash. SINCE WHEN has something been "done" just because it was passed by both houses of congress, signed into law by the president, and upheld by the Supreme Court? Since 1787. You're not supposed to answer hypothetical questions. |
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Signe Wilkinson |
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Family Tree |
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2013-08-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-07-21 |
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You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? … Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled. |
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Signe Wilkinson |
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Family Tree |
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2013-08-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-07-20 |
Image Number: |
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You've ruined my life! Again? You're married, you work and you own our house. With the bank. Where's the ruination? I'll never have a compelling life story of struggle and triumph. How will I ever get into the supreme court? Hard work? Too much struggle. |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2013-07-04 |
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2013-07-04 |
Image Number: |
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What's wrong, Lemont? I wish the Supreme Court would make up it's mind. Over the course of 24 hours, there were a few 5-4 decisions. One made it harder for minorities to vote … … But others made it possible for gay couples in California to marry, and for gay married couples to receive federal benefits. Now I don't know whether they're ENLIGHTENED by a margin of 5-4, or BUTTHEADED by a margin of 5-4. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2013-07-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-07-03 |
Image Number: |
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I'm glad the Supreme Court gutted the Voting Rights Act. Wheeze wheeze. Stealing Democracy. Since the Voting Rights Act passed in 1965, things have gotten so much better. Wheeze. Nobody stops blacks from voting, and when they try the courts stop them. Wheeze wheeze. We don't need it any more than I need that inhaler that completely cured my asthma. Wheeze. |
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Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2013-07-02 |
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2013-07-02 |
Image Number: |
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In other news, the Supreme Court has struck down the Defense of Marriage Act. DOMA prevented gay married couples from receiving the same federal benefits as straight couples. The court ruled 5-4 that writing inequality into the federal code was unconstitutional. In unrelated news, the court ruled t5-4 that people need to stop whining about all the 5-4 decisions. |
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Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2013-07-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-07-01 |
Image Number: |
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IN a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court has ruled that racism is over. In a related ruling they've gutted the 1965 Voting Rights Act. Apparently fifty years of making it harder for former Jim Crow states to prevent minorities from voting seems to have done the trick. What was that, Chad? Oh ... My bad ... The court ruled that NOTICING racism is over. The court has left the NOTICING of noticing racism intact. |
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Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2012-09-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-09-15 |
Image Number: |
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Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater. |
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Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
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2012-08-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-08-10 |
Image Number: |
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Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten! (Published previously September 25, 2006.) |
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Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2012-06-24 |
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2012-06-24 |
Image Number: |
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I'm tired of people complaining about the Supreme Court's "Citizens United" ruling. The court did not give out elections to the highest bidder. They simply reminded us that the first amendment applies to corporations and unions, because corporations and unions are people. If you prick them, do they not bleed? No. If you tickle them, do they not laugh? No. If they kill people, do they not go to jail? No. |
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Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
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Frank and Ernest |
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2010-04-25 |
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2010-04-25 |
Image Number: |
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Supreme Court: Corporate Spending Protected Speech. Hey, Frank, the Supreme Court ruled that corporate spending is a form of speech. If their spending is speech, they obviously have very little to say to me! Payroll Dept. |
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Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2010-02-14 |
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2010-02-14 |
Image Number: |
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Hello, you've reached the United States Supreme Court. If you're calling to schedule a tour, press 1. If you're calling to praise us for upholding the foundation of our democracy, press 2. If you're calling to ask why we just diminished your influence over our democracy by ruling unions and corporations like, say, your phone company, can spend whatever they want to influence our political campaigns, press 3. Click. Hello? Tap. Tap tap tap tap tap. Odd. No dial tone. |
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John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
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2009-06-25 |
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2009-06-25 |
Image Number: |
35341 |
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Over the years, these new supreme court appointees have learned to say less and less … |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2009-06-12 |
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2009-06-12 |
Image Number: |
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I don't trust that Latina Judge Obama appointed to the Supreme Court. She was a member of La Raza! Republicans are right, La Raza is "a Latino KKK without the hoods or the nooses." ...Or the violence or the preaching of racial superiority. Other than tha-- oh, and without the long history of terrorism. Other than that, it's exactly the same. |
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Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2009-06-11 |
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2009-06-11 |
Image Number: |
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Mainstream Media. Obama's Latina Supreme Court nominee said she thinks a Latina woman could make wiser rulings than a White man. …About race and sex discrimination cases. Wait… What was that? SOME very few PEOPLE ARE CALLING HER A BIGOT! |
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Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2009-01-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-01-18 |
Image Number: |
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No caption. (Barack Obama takes the oath of office from Justice Thurgood Marshall as Martin Luther King, Jr. stands to watch. They are surrounded by slaves as well as leaders of the civil rights movement and others who contributed to the advancement of the cause of racial equality.) |
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Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2008-08-21 |
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2008-08-21 |
Image Number: |
26016 |
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The guys watch the Olympics. Look at China go! They really have no competition in the "Denying People Their Rights" event. Wait! Team America is surging! Locking people in Guantanamo without access to lawyers! Uh oh… America stumbles! The Supreme Court rules they actually do have rights. WAAIT! THE PENTAGON SAYS EVEN IF A PRISONER'S FOUND "NOT GUILTY," THEY MIGHT NOT RELEASE HIM! WHAT A RECOVERY! |
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