You can't go around saying I look like Cory Booker just because we both have dark skin. You should ask your parents about it 'cause I don't have a lot of time to waste with little kids. But I'll sum up my feelings in a nutshell. You've made a serious accusation. I don't like to be accused of looking like a liberal spender! Mommy!
It's the Fad Herald. On a weekday? I know, he usually visits on Sundays to make his pronouncements of what's trendy and what's out. Nice. Terrific way of summing up a character in this feature who, despite appearing with some regularity, some readers might not recognize. But we digress. Proceeding ... what mystery could explain his appearance during the week?