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1. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2007-12-21 substitute 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2019-10-10 Pub. Date: 2007-12-21
Image Number: 20865
Caption: Your gavel smells like mayonnaise, your honor. The cafeteria was short on utensils.
     
2. Comic Strip Jerry Van Amerongen  Ballard Street 2008-05-06 substitute 
Cartoonist(s): Jerry Van Amerongen
Comic/Cartoon: Ballard Street
Viewable Date: 2019-05-15 Pub. Date: 2008-05-06
Image Number: 23157
Caption: Gloria's built herself a very nice kitty.
     
3. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2019-04-27 substitute 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2019-04-27 Pub. Date: 2019-04-27
Image Number: 177268
Caption: You can substitute broccoli for the asparagus, but you can't substitute another glass of wine for the fries.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-06-05 substitute 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-06-05 Pub. Date: 2018-06-05
Image Number: 172069
Caption: Did you feel the earth shake last night, Rosencrantz? I did, Tyrone. But to be honest, I don't know if I really felt it or if I only now believe I felt it because your query planted the thought in my brain. Nonsense. You are you own person. You thoughts are your own. I could never substitute my will for your own. You're right. I stand corrected.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-06-05 substitute 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-06-05 Pub. Date: 2018-06-05
Image Number: 172096
Caption: Did you feel the earth shake last night, Rosencrantz? I did, Tyrone. But to be honest, I don't know if I really felt it or if I only now believe I felt it because your query planted the thought in my brain. Nonsense. You are you own person. You thoughts are your own. I could never substitute my will for your own. You're right. I stand corrected.
     
6. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2018-03-26 substitute 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2018-03-26 Pub. Date: 2018-03-26
Image Number: 169726
Caption: Is it legal to substitute a Waitress, there's a fly in my coffee joke for a Waiter, there's a fly in my soup joke? I'm afraid not. Henny Youngman once spent six months in jail for saying, Take my wife. I entreat you.
     
7. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2017-12-22 substitute 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2017-12-22 Pub. Date: 2017-12-22
Image Number: 165827
Caption: Are substitutions permitted? If they were, don't you think I would have substituted another customer for you? Menu.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-23 substitute 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-23 Pub. Date: 2017-07-23
Image Number: 160100
Caption: Your usual ginseng pumpernickel ostrich-sweat latte? No thanks. I wanna try something different today. The pecan praline white chocolate mocha's also good. Ooh, that sounds good. I'll have one of those. But can you substitute macadamia nut for the pecan? That'll take some work, but it's doable. Thank you. and can you substitute turkey tears for the praline? Turkey tears sound good. And can you substitute pureed bagel for the mocha? Pureed bagel sounds lovely. I see where this is going. And can you substitute ginseng for macadamia nut, ostrich-swear for turkey tears, ginseng for praline, and pumpernickel for the bagel?
     
9. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2017-06-07 substitute 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2017-06-07 Pub. Date: 2017-06-07
Image Number: 158732
Caption: Instead of blue cheese, can I have mozzarella? And instead of vinaigrette, can I have tomato sauce? And instead of lettuce, can I have dough? And instead of tossing it, can you bake it? Salads.
     
10. Comic Strip John Deering  Strange Brew 2017-02-26 substitute 
Cartoonist(s): John Deering
Comic/Cartoon: Strange Brew
Viewable Date: 2017-02-26 Pub. Date: 2017-02-26
Image Number: 154670
Caption: We're all out of eye of newt. Will eye of potato do?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-30 substitute 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-30 Pub. Date: 2016-12-30
Image Number: 152628
Caption: Ever since I got back from Canada, I've felt like I'm just drifting through my days. Dr. Noodle. Like yesterday, I was interviewing a source I'll call "Deep Throat" at a big pharmaceutical company who told me they're purposely trying to spread the opioid addiction problem to other countries ... because getting people to become dependent on opioid painkillers here has been so profitable. But I ended up just taking Deep Throat to a hockey game. That's normal. For non-Trump-voters, thinking of Canada is a good substitute for opioids.
     
12. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2016-09-23 substitute 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2016-09-23 Pub. Date: 2016-09-23
Image Number: 148771
Caption: Let your conscious be yo … Pinocchio runs out of worms.
     
13. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2016-09-22 substitute 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2016-09-22 Pub. Date: 2016-09-22
Image Number: 146539
Caption: I'm sorry, miss. "No substitutions" also applies to your choice of a dining companion. Menu.
     
14. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2016-09-04 substitute 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2016-09-04 Pub. Date: 2016-09-04
Image Number: 147166
Caption: - and hold the tomato. It comes with tomato. I'd prefer no tomato. Sorry, no substitutes. I'm not substituting. I just don't want tomato. That's how it comes - with tomato. So, I have to agree to tomato??? Yes. You have to agree to tomato or … - there could be negative consequences. I think you just gave me an ultomato ... Those cost extra.
     
15. Comic Strip John Deering  Strange Brew 2016-08-25 substitute 
Cartoonist(s): John Deering
Comic/Cartoon: Strange Brew
Viewable Date: 2016-08-25 Pub. Date: 2016-08-25
Image Number: 147683
Caption: Robin couldn't make it tonight. This is Sparrow.
     
16. Comic Strip John Deering  Strange Brew 2016-08-08 substitute 
Cartoonist(s): John Deering
Comic/Cartoon: Strange Brew
Viewable Date: 2016-08-08 Pub. Date: 2016-08-08
Image Number: 147089
Caption: I'll be out of town all week. Domino across the street will be by every day to bring you dead birds and claw the furniture.
     
17. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2004-11-04 substitute 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2016-03-30 Pub. Date: 2004-11-04
Image Number: 8732
Caption: Menu. Rat substitutes are on the back.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-03-12 substitute 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-03-12 Pub. Date: 2016-03-12
Image Number: 140202
Caption: Long time no see, Darlene. That was by design. I've booked you under "mad, passionate midlife crisis fling with a guy my family and friends would disapprove of." That's scheduled for March 2017 - February 2018. But if you say anything dumb between now and then that renders you unattractive, I'll have to replace you. It'd be tough to vet a sub at this late a date. I don't know the meaning of the word "dumb." ... Tough, but not impossible.
     
19. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2004-07-07 substitute 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2015-10-14 Pub. Date: 2004-07-07
Image Number: 7649
Caption: The tofu substitute is pork.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-31 substitute 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-31 Pub. Date: 2015-05-31
Image Number: 126893
Caption: Your usual ginseng pumpernickel ostrich-sweat latte? No thanks. I wanna try something different today. The pecan praline white chocolate mocha's also good. Ooh, that sounds good. I'll have one of those. Coming up. But can you substitute macadamia nut for the pecan? That'll take some work, but it's doable. Thank you. And can you substitute turkey tears for the praline? Turkey tears sound good. And can you substitute pureed bagel for the mocha? Pureed bagel sounds lovely. I see where this is going. And can you substitute ginseng for the macadamia nut, ostrich swear for the turkey tears, and pumpernickel for the bagel?
     
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