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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-03-31 stuck 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-03-31 Pub. Date: 2019-03-31
Image Number: 176810
Caption: House of Java Café. Grand Opening! What are you so happy about? What? Oh … I was just remembering my carefree, swinging bachelor days … and how I'm so glad they're long gone, sweetie-pudding. Attention! Berating session will not commence! Please, no! I'm thrilled to be stuck with you, I swear!
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-11-22 stuck 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-11-22 Pub. Date: 2018-11-22
Image Number: 175066
Caption: I heard a passerby comment that a plane has been stuck on the tarmac for seven hours and the passengers are furious. That's because they don't realize that life in a stranded plane is better than no life at all, Rosencrantz. They could sit there and think At lease we haven't crashed. And they've got all the peanuts and ginger in the world. I heard they've run out of peanuts. There will be blood. Spare change?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-11-19 stuck 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-11-19 Pub. Date: 2018-11-19
Image Number: 175063
Caption: Twitter. Twitter.com/Candorville. Lemont Brown: Plane stuck on tarmac 2 hrs so far. No charging ports. Phone almost dead. May have to resort to conversation w/other human beings.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-09-23 stuck 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-09-23 Pub. Date: 2018-09-23
Image Number: 173981
Caption: Hello, you've reached the Breakeezy warranty department. This is Ryan. How may I hinder you? Hi Ryan. I called last week to tell you the water dispenser on my Breakeezy refrigerator was stuck and pouring water all over my floor. I'd just bought a $400 extended warranty a month earlier. you sent out a repairman, and he fixed it. Then he sent me a bill for $200. He said you told him the repair wasn't covered by my policy! That's right. The fine print clearly states that we don't cover pre-existing problems. It broke a month after I bought the warranty! After!!! That's not pre-existing! The fine print's fine print clearly states that quantum theory suggests time may flow in both directions.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-05-07 stuck 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-05-07 Pub. Date: 2018-05-07
Image Number: 171289
Caption: How do we know we're the first advanced civilization to ever walk the earth? We think fossil records teach us all we need to know about the history of life on earth. But the only creatures to get fossilized were the ones dumb enough to get stuck in the mud. If there was a civilization smart enough to say Hey, don't lie down in that muck pit, you idiot, we'd never even know they existed. If they were so smart, how come they all disappeared? Maybe they saw us coming.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-09-04 stuck 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-09-04 Pub. Date: 2017-09-04
Image Number: 162342
Caption: Hello, momma. You've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone right now because I let myself in, and I'm standing right behind you with a big bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates, all for you … unless I got stuck in traffic, in which case forget you heard this. Beep.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-06 stuck 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-06 Pub. Date: 2016-10-06
Image Number: 149309
Caption: I heard a passerby comment that a plane has been stuck on the tarmac for seven hours and the passengers are furious. That's because they don't realize that life in a stranded plane is better than no life at all, Rozencrantz. They could sit there and think "at least we haven't crashed." And they've got all the peanuts and ginger ale in the world. I heard they've run out of peanuts. There will be blood. Spare change?
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-10-03 stuck 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-10-03 Pub. Date: 2016-10-03
Image Number: 149306
Caption: twitterâ„¢ Twitter.com/Candorville. Lemont Brown: Plane stuck on tarmac 2 hrs so far. No charging ports. Phone almost dead. May have to resort to conversation w/other human beings.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-06-30 stuck 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-06-30 Pub. Date: 2015-06-30
Image Number: 129037
Caption: An 11-year-old boy was playing in his yard for 90 minutes after the school bus dropped him off … because his parents were stuck in traffic and couldn't get home to let him in. They were thrown in jail, charged with a felony, and their kids were taken away. When you have for-profit prisons, there's a lot of incentive to fill them by any means necessary. I still say if your son's never had a peanut butter sandwich, go ahead and make him one. If he turns out to have an allergy, they'd probably charge me with attempted murder.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-12-20 stuck 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-12-20 Pub. Date: 2013-12-20
Image Number: 105214
Caption: Feudalbanc Massacard, this is Carol Ann, how may ah help yew, sugah? Oh, thank God, last time I was stuck talking to someone in Indonesia. Oh I know just what yew mean, like one tam, I was tryin' ta get ta Jacksonville an' I took the wrong plane. Fell asleep, an' when I woke up, wouldja believe I was lookin' at the Eiffel Tower? Well all I wanted in the whole world was to talk to a real live Amurican right about then. That brings to mind a funny story. Take about an hour ta tell it right. Could you transfer me to someone in Indonesia?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-09-27 stuck 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-09-27 Pub. Date: 2013-09-27
Image Number: 101946
Caption: Hello, momma. You've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone right now because I let myself in, and I'm standing right behind you with a big bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates, all for you. … Unless I got stuck in traffic, in which case forget you heard this. BEEP.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-22 stuck 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-22 Pub. Date: 2012-10-22
Image Number: 88835
Caption: Can you watch my son tonight? I'm flying to Boca Raton to cover the last debate. Thug 4 Life. My readers want to know what it's like to be in the room. This is 2012. People telecommute. Bruthas be Facebooking. Why you wanna look like you stuck in the past? If you don't wanna watch him, just say so. Don't nobody care about actually being someplace? Thug 4 Life.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-07-31 stuck 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-07-31 Pub. Date: 2011-07-31
Image Number: 63739
Caption: Last month, I watched NASA launch the very last space shuttle mission, ever. It's been a whole month and I haven't heard anyone even talk about it. I remember watching the first shuttle launch, when I was six. It pre-empted Romper room. That's how big a deal it was. We don't dream big as a country anymore. We don't believe we can rebuild our roads, let alone get to Mars. I see ... Dreaming is over. This still doesn't explain why you're stuck on a girl who treats you badly. When you deserve so much more. If the country doesn't dream big, why should I?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-05-19 stuck 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-05-19 Pub. Date: 2011-05-19
Image Number: 60999
Caption: I really am sorry! I was riding the subway to court to testify for you … … But my dog chewed the bolts off the back door of the train and leapt out into the pitch black tunnel. I jumped out and chased her, but another train almost ran me over. I rolled between the rails at the last second and the train passed over me, with only inches to spare. Then the train broke down and I was stuck under it till morning. Psshh! Yeah right, I've heard that one before.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-02-23 stuck 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-02-23 Pub. Date: 2011-02-23
Image Number: 57544
Caption: Even as a child, my client demonstrated the sort of loyalty that makes him a great father. His best friend was a small thug named Clyde. Rather than abandon Clyde, Lemont stuck by him for life! Influencing him! Helping to shape him into a better person! Where is this Clyde now? In that alley over that way, selling hubcaps out of his trench coat. But that's beside the point.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-12-29 stuck 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-12-29 Pub. Date: 2009-12-29
Image Number: 42483
Caption: You're a writer. I'll use terms you'll understand to prove you're hallucinating all this. Ever heard of the concept of the "Hero's Journey"? Of course. The protagonist gets thrust into a hopeless abyss of danger against his will, but a wise dude gives him the tools to overcome his challenges. He finds peace, obtains his goals, and returns home a hero. See. You've constructed a hero's journey in your head for yourself. The hopeless abyss: you're stuck in Mexico. You've got the wise guide ... Don't flatter yourself.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-12-28 stuck 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-12-28 Pub. Date: 2009-12-28
Image Number: 42482
Caption: What's more likely, Lemont? That you had a psychotic break and you're lying on a gurney in Sunnyville sanitarium, hallucinating? Or that you and your therapist are stuck in Mexico, where we were kidnapped, chased by wolves, had tea with the most brutal drug cartel boss in Juarez ... ... And now you're going to interview a demon called La Llorona who steals the souls of the city's children? You're right. That's absurd. My HMO would NEVER cover hallucinations.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-10-02 stuck 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-10-02 Pub. Date: 2009-10-02
Image Number: 39057
Caption: And you think you have swine flu because … Weren't you listening, Doc? I've been all achy, my nose is running. Also, my head feels like it's stuck in a tailpipe. Could be just a cold. Yeah, but when I tried to eat a ham sandwich I was overcome with a profound sense of shame. Leave the diagnoses to the professionals. Is this gray spot on the tip of my hair cancerous?
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-11-07 stuck 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-11-07 Pub. Date: 2008-11-07
Image Number: 27822
Caption: The Starbucks at the end of the world. Refuge for the lost and abandoned. I'm totally lost. Don't know what to do. I'm a cartoonist. I draw a pretty political comic strip. I try to be timely, you know how we do it. Anyway, the election's over already, but since my comics are drawn weeks in advance, it'll be forever before I can even mention who won. That's so lame. Well, why not have your main character be stuck in some sort of limbo for another week? You're not helping.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-12-16 stuck 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-12-19 Pub. Date: 2007-12-16
Image Number: 20780
Caption: On today's Sunday Morning Political Show, the hot topic is EARMARKS, also known as "pork"… …the practice of allocating tax dollars for specific projects, even if they're unrelated to the overall funding bill. Here to condemn the practice, we have President Bush from last month. Bob, the DemocRAT Congress is spendin' like a teenager with a credit card. This earmarkin' of theirs is irresponsible an' wrong. Here to argue IN FAVOR of earmarks, we have President Bush from earlier that day. Bob, I obviously see nothin' wrong with earmarks. After all...I just stuck in $15 BILLION of 'em, includin' $9 million for my daddy's projects, an' $24 million for Laura's. Bob, me from earlier today is spendin' like a teenager with a credit card. I challenge me to say that to my face.
     
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