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Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2011-05-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-05-01 |
Image Number: |
60377 |
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Jupiter, you're running for the solar system's seat in the galaxy's congress --- Why'd you stop rotating? There will be no spinning in my campaign! Do you support medical coverage for all heavenly bodies? I am in favor of universal healthcare! Can you get votes from both earth and mars? My policies will appeal to red and blue plantes! And you're kicking off the campaign with a trip around the sun? Yes, I'm starting a revolution! |
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Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2011-04-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-04-23 |
Image Number: |
59786 |
Caption: |
Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2011-03-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-03-17 |
Image Number: |
58724 |
Caption: |
It's an arithmetic class. Stop calling it a "numbers racket"! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2011-02-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-02-20 |
Image Number: |
57609 |
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Storage. Hey, it's a winter coat from my elementary school days! Back then I'd get a new coat in the fall and by spring it wouldn't cover my arms. And here's a suit I got for my first job after college. After a year this suit was a little snug. I guess I never really stopped outgrowing my clothes. I just changed direction! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2010-11-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-21 |
Image Number: |
54511 |
Caption: |
Today, we're looking for one of the most feared creatures here in the desert. When other animals hear it, they scurry away to avoid becoming prey. I see one! It looks like it caught a victim! Blah blah blah, yakity yak yak … Blah blah. Yak yak yakity yak yak ... blah blah blah blah ... yak yak yak ... blah blah blah. And there it is ... the dreaded prattlesnake. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2010-11-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-18 |
Image Number: |
54314 |
Caption: |
Mega Studios. Ideas for new movies dept. Stop goofing off and watch some television! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2010-11-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-11-12 |
Image Number: |
54308 |
Caption: |
Court House. We're arguing an important age-discrimination case, Ernie --- Stop calling it a "birthday suit"! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2010-09-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-09-12 |
Image Number: |
52043 |
Caption: |
HEALTH. Eating right: Talk to you brain at mealtime. Frank, this article says people overeat because it takes twenty minutes for the brain to get the message that the stomach has been filled! It says before you feel like you've eaten enough, tell your brain that you're satisfied and it's time to stop eating! I can't do that --- It's considered bad manners to talk with your mouth full! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2010-07-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-07-22 |
Image Number: |
49968 |
Caption: |
Financial Services. I thought the plan was for me to stop working, not my investments! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2010-06-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-06-27 |
Image Number: |
49503 |
Caption: |
It looks like everybody down there is watching their atomic weight and trying to stay buffed up for beach season! The oxygen molecule is doing aerobics, and chlorine has been swimming laps in the pool all day. Mercury is racing around the track and, of course, the ferrous molecule is pumping iron. That shiny guy just stopped somebody from coming in without paying. He shouldn't do that. The neutron is never charged, and besides ... it's not gold's gym! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2010-04-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-04-04 |
Image Number: |
46099 |
Caption: |
Highway & Street Dept. Are you sure the job site isn't a traffic light? It says right here that it's a sign. That must be it over there. You were right. It's a sign that's "out of order." OSPT. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2010-02-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-02-09 |
Image Number: |
44042 |
Caption: |
Megcorp Pharmaceuticals. New! Safe and Defective! Tell marketing to stop relying on spell-check. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2010-02-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-02-05 |
Image Number: |
44038 |
Caption: |
No! Stop! I'm not cleaning up any more of your messes! Mutiny of the Bounty. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2009-12-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-12-28 |
Image Number: |
42141 |
Caption: |
Stoop. Low clearance ahead. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2009-12-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-12-26 |
Image Number: |
42047 |
Caption: |
Grandfather Clocks, Inc. Yes, Ernie, we help fix problems with their clocks --- but please stop calling it "tock support.' |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2009-12-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-12-06 |
Image Number: |
41839 |
Caption: |
Bank. Don't put a "stop" payment on the check just a "yield right of way" until I can make a deposit. What a day! With my psychiatrist, the tire salesman, and now the bank teller. Three people told me I was "unbalanced"! Look on the bright side, Frank! At least the teller gave you good news because as long as you're in debt, there'll always be somebody who cares about you! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2009-11-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-11-16 |
Image Number: |
41069 |
Caption: |
You should have seen it! Last night my girlfriend and I were doing laundry and the dark clothes got mixed with the light. Stop right there, Ernie! I don't want to hear another one of your off-color stories! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2009-10-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-10-21 |
Image Number: |
40048 |
Caption: |
World Religions 101. Today's lecture is about minor denominations --- Stop calling it "sects education"! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2009-10-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-10-15 |
Image Number: |
39737 |
Caption: |
Stop Here for Review. Let's just say that we did a much better job of keeping score than you did. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2009-08-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-08-30 |
Image Number: |
38063 |
Caption: |
Produce Mart. You're doing a good job, Ernie. You keep the shelves stocked and the produce looks fresh. But there's one problem … Just tell customers that we have unpackaged mushrooms and stop saying "We have loose morels"! |
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