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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-07-26 steal 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-07-26 Pub. Date: 2019-07-26
Image Number: 178597
Caption: I'm your ghost twitterer. It's a marketing vehicle for your radio show. You're stealing my identity because if you used your own, no one would follow your tweets! You've got 3,000 followers. They're living to read about your every movement. Beating on pause. Beating on pause.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-05-25 steal 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-05-25 Pub. Date: 2019-05-25
Image Number: 177731
Caption: Thanks for calling, Mistercard. To report a lost or stolen card, press 1. To make an excuse for sending in a late payment, press 2. House of Java .Net Cybercafe. If your dog ate your bill, press 1. If it was lost in the mail, 2. If you were run down by a zamboni, and got beaten by hockey moms, 3. Yep, we've heard 'em all, and we ain't buying 'em. They're good.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-05-09 steal 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-05-09 Pub. Date: 2019-05-09
Image Number: 177541
Caption: It really bugs you when some other business is cheaper than you. Not cheaper, more efficient. This nation is build on competition. Investors put their money into the most efficient business. If airlines can charge captive passengers for coffee and water and pillows, they've set a new standard. The floodgates are open. Hence you celebration hat. I stole it from a little kid.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-18 steal 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-18 Pub. Date: 2018-05-18
Image Number: 171511
Caption: I can't believe you're going to sue me, Rudy. What kind of person sues his own friend? I'm not. I dropped the lawsuit, Armstrong. I re-checked the programming in the cryptocurrency I created, and it has a flaw I'd overlooked. I forgot to put a dash on command line 457,000 so as soon as 457,000 people traded the currency, the entire currency collapsed. Sorry I accused you of hacking my computer and stealing all my money, boss. So you're saying you're sorry you willfully and maliciously slandered me? Wait ... are you recording me on that computer?
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-02-10 steal 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-02-10 Pub. Date: 2018-02-10
Image Number: 168191
Caption: In my day, they didn't give free lunches to poor children in school. If your parents couldn't afford to feed you, you went without. When you saw rich kids and their fancy sandwiches, you didn't expect the government to level the playing field for you. You pushed them down in the mud and stole those sandwiches on your own! I think I read about you in The Hunger Games.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-12-05 steal 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-12-05 Pub. Date: 2017-12-05
Image Number: 165716
Caption: It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. Weepy in Wisconsin, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java.net cybercafe. I just read the most beautiful poem ever. It's called On Children, by Kahlil Gibran. I have two babies myself, and after reading that, I just can't stop weeping. When your babies are teenagers they'll wreck your car, steal your watch, and be ashamed to be seen with you. There. Have you stopped crying yet, loser? Still crying. Different reason. You're welcome. Next caller!
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-10-10 steal 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-10-10 Pub. Date: 2017-10-10
Image Number: 163641
Caption: I have an idea for a new internet startup. What is it? I can't tell you. Someone may overhear. It's such a good idea, someone's bound to steal it if I tell even a single soul You're supposed to beg to hear it. You're not begging. You had your chance.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-26 steal 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-26 Pub. Date: 2017-09-26
Image Number: 163104
Caption: This is the Ask Sadie show. You're on caller. What's your problem? The Orville. Don't get me started. Orville Redenbacher stole his popping-corn recipe from Grandma Cohen. But … "but she stole it from Clarence Hornswaggler descendant of the guy who stole it from the Native Americans," Yeah everyone knows that story; it's fake news. No, I meant "The Orville," that "Star-Trek" type show by Seth McFarlane. What's that have to do with popcorn? Call back when you're not so confused. Next caller!
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-07-26 steal 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-07-26 Pub. Date: 2016-07-26
Image Number: 146483
Caption: Where's my nephew? I haven't seen Rudy in days. He's in jail. He called me to bail him out, but I just can't. What?! What did he do? Did he steal something? Did he hurt someone? What did my nephew do?! And how could you leave him in jail?! Why didn't you bail him out?! He broke into the mayor's house and rooted around his underwear drawer looking for a rare "Pokémon Go" character. Say no more. Please.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-07-04 steal 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-07-04 Pub. Date: 2016-07-04
Image Number: 145514
Caption: If there's one good thing I can say about Donald Trump, it's that he really knows how to nickname people. He stole that from me, though. I've been nicknaming my rivals since kindergarten. There was a kid who challenged my authority over the sandbox. I turned him into "Loser Larry." There was a kid who challenged my grip on the sugar straw pipeline. I turned him into "Dodo Douglas." There was a presidential candidate who stole my shtick. I turned him into "Dopey Donald." I've still got it.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-04-30 steal 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-04-30 Pub. Date: 2016-04-30
Image Number: 142432
Caption: What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry. What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance? Simple solution: send your mother to Japan where their entire culture reveres the elderly. Sayonara, grandma!!! Are you sure that's not a just a stereotype? Who cares?!
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-30 steal 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-30 Pub. Date: 2016-01-30
Image Number: 138318
Caption: In my day, they didn't give free lunches to poor children in school. If your parents couldn't afford to feed you, you went without. When you saw rich kids and their fancy sandwiches, you didn't expect the government to even the scales for you. You pushed them down in the dirt and stole those sandwiches on your own! I think I read about you in "Lord of the Flies."
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-14 steal 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-14 Pub. Date: 2015-10-14
Image Number: 133872
Caption: Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-25 steal 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-25 Pub. Date: 2015-09-25
Image Number: 132892
Caption: It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Fed up in Flint," you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I bought a dirt-cheap house in Flint, hoping to rent it out. I had it renovated, and then the day before our open-house, someone broke in and stole all our plumbing. So what?! In my day, nobody had plumbing! We did our business in a ditch down by the river and we were glad about it! List it as "vintage Americana" and quit yer complainin'! But they took the roof, too. In my day, a roof was a luxury.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-08 steal 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-08 Pub. Date: 2015-09-08
Image Number: 132285
Caption: I have an idea for a new internet startup. What is it? I can't tell you. Someone may overhear. It's such a good idea, someone's bound to steal it if I tell even a single soul. You're supposed to beg to hear it. You're not begging. You had your chance.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-08-18 steal 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-08-18 Pub. Date: 2015-08-18
Image Number: 131351
Caption: The Ask Sadie Show. Actual answers for actual reader questions. Dear Sadie, have you thought of running for office? With your bombastic personality, you'd be a natural. - Emily from Dallas. Donald Trump stole my act! The moral of the story is, when filing candidacy papers, never get sidetracked by a "Price is Right" Marathon.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-07-09 steal 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-07-09 Pub. Date: 2015-07-09
Image Number: 129352
Caption: An 18-year-old was killed after using an app to track down his lost phone. That's awful. Maybe those apps should have an "alert police" button that pops up when they find your phone. So people don't take matters into their own hands. Yeah. And the phones should be booby-trapped, so you can remotely make them spray the thief with indelible polka-dot ink. Let's leave the solutions to me, ok, little buddy? It might also be a good idea to surgically implant our phones in our forearms.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-07-27 steal 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-07-27 Pub. Date: 2014-07-27
Image Number: 113519
Caption: Have I heard of what? "The curse of the redshirts." You know how every time Captain Kirk would beam down a landing party, the character wearing a red shirt would get killed in some gruesome way? Well, back in nineteen and sixty-eight, I auditioned to be the red shirt who gets killed by a plant. Mal Friedman stole that role from me! A luck would have it, Gene Roddenberry like the cut of my jib and wrote me into every episode anyway. I was the purple-shirted extra who was always felled by workplace repetitive stress injuries. They always cut my scenes on account of overacting. Only think I remember from that show is shatter's glistening chesticles. The purple shirt always ended up on the cutting-room floor.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-03-21 steal 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-03-21 Pub. Date: 2014-03-21
Image Number: 108950
Caption: In my day, they didn’t give free lunches to poor school children. If your parents couldn’t afford to feed you, you went without. When you saw rich kids and their fancy sandwiches, you didn’t expect the government to even the scales for you. YOU PUSHED THEM DOWN IN THE DIRT AND STOLE THOSE SANDWICHES ON YOUR OWN! I think I read about you in "Lord of the Flies."
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-01-29 steal 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-01-29 Pub. Date: 2014-01-29
Image Number: 106958
Caption: In my day, kid, we couldn't illegally download movies from bittorrent. We had to illegally download movies from something called Limewire. I wish they'd hurry up and make movies load straight to our brains so kids'll be more amazed by my tales of hardship. (Yawn).
     
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