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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-04-11 spray 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-04-11 Pub. Date: 2018-04-11
Image Number: 170411
Caption: Maybe you'd understand owning a gun if you were a single female living alone. Wait … are you trying to tell me you own a gun, Susan? Remember how I was walking home six year ago, and a guy stepped out of a dark alley, dragged me into it, and got the better of me? What? Oh my god, I don't remember that at all! That's 'cause it didn't happen. Because I was armed and he ran away. What else could've made him do that? A taser ... pepper spray ... souvenir nunchucks from Panda Express ... the list is endless.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-06-26 spray 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-06-26 Pub. Date: 2016-06-26
Image Number: 144284
Caption: You want to know why I'm voting for Trump? Because I like the idea of him making America great again. Oh, me too. That way we could all build bomb shelters in our backyards. Women could wear corsets, and men could wear suits and fedoras all the time, even while jogging. BLM activist love of red velvet cake. Daily Nutjob. Hillary failed to stop Pearl Harbor. Goodnight Grandpa. Men could smoke and drink in the office like real men, and women could go back to doing whatever we say. Black war vets could be denied a lot of the benefits of the G.I. Bill and I wouldn't have to sit in the front of the bus anymore. Also confesses to having red "Little Red Riding Hood." Hillary rep'd NY on 9/11. Coincidence? Exoneration Nation. I once read that sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. I like the back of the bus. That way I could keep an eye our for all the Communists. Has aversion to pepper spray. Why? Hillary failed to stop destruction of Alderaan.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-03 spray 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-03 Pub. Date: 2015-12-03
Image Number: 135926
Caption: We never talk about the finer things. Who's your favorite artist, Clyde? That'd be "Big Oatmeal," down by the car wash. Brutha be spray-paintin' all over them t-shirts he sell. The art he be spittin' would take a brutha's breath away. No, I mean out of all of history's great artists which one's your favorite? The one who could paint my momma picture on a t-shirt for $4.95.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-27 spray 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-27 Pub. Date: 2015-09-27
Image Number: 132520
Caption: When someone says "Black Lives Matter," I respond by saying "All Lives Matter." Because I don't see color. But if you "don't see color," you can't see that young black men are far more likely to be shot unnecessarily by police than men of any other color. And you can't solve a problem if you can't even see it exists. It felt food to stand up for equality. So I didn't stop there. What do you mean? OWS protester love of red velvet cake. Daily Nut Job. Obama wet bed as child, covered it up. Goodnight Grandpa. I came across a "breast cancer survivor" meeting at the rec center. I poked my head in and shouted "All Cancer is Bad." By the looks on their faces, I could tell some of them realized they'd been totally horrible for acting like their cancer was so much more important than other cancers. Also confesses to having red "Little Red Riding Hood." Exoneration. I came across a funeral this morning, and after the eulogy I reminded the family that all people die, and that it's wrong of them to act like this one was more special than the rest of us. Has aversion to pepper spray. Why?
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-15 spray 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-15 Pub. Date: 2015-03-15
Image Number: 123843
Caption: Giuliani was right. Obama doesn't love America. When you love something, you love it warts and moles and all. You have a mole. In fact, when you love something, you don't even point out its warts and moles. I noticed it years ago, but I don't remember it being that big. Pointing out warts and moles only hurts your loved one's feelings. Dude ... You might wanna get that thing checked. Daily Nutjob. Obama wet bed as child, covered it up. Also confesses to having red "Little Red Riding Hood." You hate me, just like Obama hates America. Do you even OWN a mirror? Has aversion to pepper spray. Why?
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-07 spray 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-07 Pub. Date: 2014-09-07
Image Number: 115372
Caption: I taught Lionel how to call 911. WHAT?! What that little two-year-old boy ever done to you, Big L? Huh? Cops be outta control, bruh. If there a emergency an' he call 911, there a 50/50 chance the police'll help … an' a 50/50 chance they gonna knock down the door without a warrant, toss in a flashbang grenade, an' pepper spray your toddler before draggin' his dad out in the hallway half naked. What is you thinkin' Big L? He's be better off if you teach him to call Domino's. Well, they would probably get there faster.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-09 spray 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-09 Pub. Date: 2012-03-09
Image Number: 39256
Caption: Penicillium, do you believe in Lemont? I don't. Shhh! Don’t say that, mucor! We'll hear you! Come on, Pen, if Lemont were real, then why does he let bad things happen to us? Because HE wants us to have free will. Yeah? What about the Old Testament, where it says Lemont once sprayed the world with a great fungicide, killing almost everyone? The good book says that was eons ago in 2007, when Lemont was angry and vengeful. Now Lemont loves us. (Originally published in 2009).
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-29 spray 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-29 Pub. Date: 2009-09-29
Image Number: 39054
Caption: I'll let you in, but if you give me the swine flu … I won't give you the swine flu. Clacka-click klck clack click clack clacka cli-click. I'm gonna spray you with Lysol at regular intervals. I hope you don't take offense.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-05-01 spray 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-30 Pub. Date: 2006-05-01
Image Number: 13626
Caption: There's only one way to make your mark on this world, Lemont. Amen, Clyde. Get an education, find something you love to do and then do it better than anybody else. I was gonna say "with a spray can."
     
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