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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2019-01-17 |
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2019-01-17 |
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175843 |
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You writin' another article about them two that shot little Jazmine Barnes? Her death has to mean something. America cared because people thought racism cause it. Now that we know it didn't … This is an opportunity to get America to care about what did cause it. America caused it. I mean specifically.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2018-10-27 |
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2018-10-27 |
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174605 |
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What'd you mean when you called it the Republican Supreme Court? They're not all Republicans. Ever since the Republicans voted as a bloc in 2000 to end the recount and make Bush president … and with all the 5 to 4 votes … it's become increasingly clear that the court is a political body, just like Congress. There's no point in pretending it's still some unbiased arbiter of justice. Nothing's legitimate anymore. This is just like the last days of Rome.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2016-11-23 |
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2016-11-23 |
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Dick, would you get Lemont Brown on the phone for me? Sorry, it's against my religion. I've converted to being Amish. We're not allowed to use phones, or computers, or copiers … or anything else you might ask me to do. Pretty sure the Amish do use phones, Dick. I'm not sure I'm supposed to be listening to backtalk from the womenfolk.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2016-06-26 |
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2016-06-26 |
Image Number: |
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You want to know why I'm voting for Trump? Because I like the idea of him making America great again. Oh, me too. That way we could all build bomb shelters in our backyards. Women could wear corsets, and men could wear suits and fedoras all the time, even while jogging. BLM activist love of red velvet cake. Daily Nutjob. Hillary failed to stop Pearl Harbor. Goodnight Grandpa. Men could smoke and drink in the office like real men, and women could go back to doing whatever we say. Black war vets could be denied a lot of the benefits of the G.I. Bill and I wouldn't have to sit in the front of the bus anymore. Also confesses to having red "Little Red Riding Hood." Hillary rep'd NY on 9/11. Coincidence? Exoneration Nation. I once read that sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. I like the back of the bus. That way I could keep an eye our for all the Communists. Has aversion to pepper spray. Why? Hillary failed to stop destruction of Alderaan. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2016-05-30 |
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2016-05-30 |
Image Number: |
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Bill Cosby's standing trial for criminal sexual assault in Pennsylvania. It's shocking, Susan … Shocking that it doesn't shock me at all to say that anymore. We get used to anything. And I don't know whether that's good or bad. I'm still shocked. Maybe you're just jaded. Eh ... I've heard that a million times. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2015-09-12 |
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2015-09-12 |
Image Number: |
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twitter™ twitter.com/Candorville. Lemont Brown: "Capitalism is Destroying the World" on sale now at bookstores everywhere. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2015-07-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-07-16 |
Image Number: |
129547 |
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Well, we'd better get going. You can say that again. You were supposed to have said "Well, we'd better get going" again. That's how the banter is supposed to go. Predictable banter is the glue that binds society. You'd never last ten minutes in an office environment, Tyrone. I thought offending each other was the glue that binds us. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2015-07-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-07-06 |
Image Number: |
129281 |
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A bunch of black churches have been burned down in recent weeks. No! It's going to get worse before it gets better, Susan. Evil racists are lashing out because they've realized bigots are a dying breed. In a way, the worse things get, the better they are. Yeah. Wait ... what? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2015-06-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-06-09 |
Image Number: |
128068 |
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Did you know that, with very few exceptions, police officers in Britain don't carry guns? That's not a myth? It's true. And most cops want to keep it that way to preserve the sense that they serve the people rather than the state. Cops in Britain think that the public not feeling oppressed protects them better than guns would. Everyone has health insurance ... almost no one gets shot ... they got rid of slavery 22 years before we did ... Maybe those guys are onto something. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2015-03-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-03-21 |
Image Number: |
124249 |
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Emails. We got people hungry, bridges fallin' down, people sick … an' all anyone be talkin' 'bout last week was some #$%& emails. This country unbelievable, bruh. (A) It's alarming when our leaders act like they have something to hide … and (B) Since when do you watch the news? They interrupted "Gilligan's Island" widdat *$%# press conference. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2015-03-01 |
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2015-03-01 |
Image Number: |
123057 |
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I'm so sick of Hollywood values. They clearly have nothing but hatred for America. That's nonsense. Why do you think Hollywood makes billions of dollars from millions of Americans every year? All those "Hollywood" values are actually American values. Millions of Americans engage in violence, promiscuity, and whatever else you see on your tv. On the other hand, millions of Americans practice all the kindness, selflessness and tolerance you also see on tv. Hollywood is just a mirror of our society. I only meant they charge a lot for movies and cable. Oh. Never mind, then. You're right. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2015-02-09 |
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2015-02-09 |
Image Number: |
122689 |
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Sometimes America really disappoints me, Susan. Remember that Super Bowl commercial where the kid says he'll never be this and never do that, because he died in an avoidable childhood accident? My reaction was "With all the people watching … that commercial is probably going to save some child's life." America's reaction was "Hey! Save a kid some other time, I'm trying to eat a nacho here." I'm paraphrasing ... barely. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2014-09-07 |
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2014-09-07 |
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115372 |
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I taught Lionel how to call 911. WHAT?! What that little two-year-old boy ever done to you, Big L? Huh? Cops be outta control, bruh. If there a emergency an' he call 911, there a 50/50 chance the police'll help … an' a 50/50 chance they gonna knock down the door without a warrant, toss in a flashbang grenade, an' pepper spray your toddler before draggin' his dad out in the hallway half naked. What is you thinkin' Big L? He's be better off if you teach him to call Domino's. Well, they would probably get there faster. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2014-08-28 |
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2014-08-28 |
Image Number: |
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C-Dog don’t never dream 'cause dreamin' just make real life worse, Big L. Let's say I dream I can stand on a corner or walk across the street without some cop bothering me. Then I wake up, no matter where I go, there some cop lookin' out his car window at me, just waiting for a reason to "put me in my place." If I don't DREAM things can be better, then I ain't never disappointed. I know what you mean. Last night I dreamt you weren't depressing. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2014-07-15 |
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2014-07-15 |
Image Number: |
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Yesterday some guy tried to tell me not all shootings at schools are "school shootings." He even said gang-related shootings don't count. What, that surprise you? What country you think you livin' in, Big L? They been shootings in "inner city" schools since the eighties. But America only started caring when white suburban kids started killing too. That's kind of cynical, Clyde. Columbine was the "Elvis" of school shootings. |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2013-07-10 |
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2013-07-10 |
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99040 |
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Tap tap tap tap tap. Twitter. TWITTER.COM/CANDORVILLE. Zimmerman trial's a Rorschach test dividing those who think they know 4 SURE what happened from those who know what "Rorschach test" means. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2013-06-30 |
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2013-06-30 |
Image Number: |
98189 |
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Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. … Oscar Wilde said that. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2013-06-21 |
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2013-06-21 |
Image Number: |
98187 |
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Whatchoo think of abortion, Big L? I think you're bringing up an emotional, divisive issue in order to distract me. Do you think Jesus woulda been against gay marriage 'cause he was black? Whatever, Clyde. I said I want that $2 you owe me. Did you know Jesus was an illegal immigrant? Thug 4 Life. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2012-04-22 |
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2012-04-22 |
Image Number: |
78729 |
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I met someone online. She listed her body type as "average." When we met at the café, I noticed she was really huge. I was gonna accuse her of lying until I realized … that is average now. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2012-04-18 |
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2012-04-18 |
Image Number: |
79549 |
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Did you read my new article about how Facebook's news stream is teaching us to ignore what our friends say? I saw the link to it on Facebook this morning. I liked it. You read it? Um … I "liked" it. @*$% Facebook culture. I'm almost sure I'll read it later. |
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